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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   "You're not a true American until you've cooked your bacon with a machine gun"   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 17
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2014-07-03 08:00:16 AM  
9 votes:
It's a kinder, gentler, machine gun ham.
2014-07-03 08:03:44 AM  
7 votes:
Needs more Browning.
2014-07-03 09:20:06 AM  
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

I've use an AN/TRC-170 to cook a bag of popcorn. Tape the bag to a fiberglass pole and stick it up into the microwave beam. And BAM. Popcorn. Of course it took a while and a lot of the popcorn got burnt, and I probably blew the bit error rate to hell. But that's not the point. I was able to use a half a million dollar piece of communications equipment to pop popcorn!

I also used to stick soup/ravioli cans up into the heat exhust vents as they got pretty hot.


If you're not finding fun new ways to exploit government equipment for your own use, you're just not trying.
2014-07-03 11:28:37 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-03 08:21:53 AM  
2 votes:
I think we should retaliate with some other popular American activities;

You aren't a true American until you have married your same sex partner after many years of activism.
You aren't a true American until you have to find the Halal butchershop because one of the guests to your upcoming BBQ is a Muslim.
You aren't a true American until you have legally smoked dope.
You aren't a true American until you have freedom of religion.
2014-07-03 06:29:38 AM  
2 votes:
mojoimage.com
2014-07-03 07:01:06 PM  
1 votes:

LavenderWolf: Elliot8654: Remind me again about responsible gun ownership and how it is a tool, not a toy, and safety and freedom again?

When I was in the reserves I did training with two MGs (C9 LMG and C6 GPMG) and I considered the idea of cooking bacon on the barrels. They get seriously hot, very fast. Didn't mean it was any less a tool.


Translation from Canuckian: SAW and FN MAG.
Canuckian bacon:

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That might not cook very well.
2014-07-03 11:24:06 AM  
1 votes:

FTDA: Tymast: pfft, gungeeks  they're worse then friggen bronies.

Only because you asked for it.

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2014-07-03 11:23:33 AM  
1 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2014-07-03 11:02:33 AM  
1 votes:

Tymast: pfft, gungeeks  they're worse then friggen bronies.


Only because you asked for it.

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2014-07-03 09:09:43 AM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.


It might make it easier to sweep the sand out of your vag if you unwound your panties.
2014-07-03 08:17:41 AM  
1 votes:
Meh. I'd be impressed if he did some corn dogs and an apple pie with a small thermonuclear device.
2014-07-03 08:10:09 AM  
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.


You might want to see a proctologist about getting that stick removed.
2014-07-03 08:07:49 AM  
1 votes:
Don't be beetch! FPS Russia did it first, comrades!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ovyeoyl29I&feature=kp
2014-07-03 08:03:03 AM  
1 votes:
FIrst time I heard this was from a Vietnam vet.  Breakfast and target practice in one operation.

(Boredom does strange and wonderful things)
2014-07-03 07:59:02 AM  
1 votes:
As redditor...[stoppedreadingthere.jpg]

/pretty sure it's been done before
2014-07-03 07:59:00 AM  
1 votes:
pfft, gungeeks  they're worse then friggen bronies.
 
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