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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   "You're not a true American until you've cooked your bacon with a machine gun"   ( deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line
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2014-07-03 06:29:38 AM  
4 votes:
mojoimage.com
2014-07-03 09:09:14 AM  
3 votes:

ForeRight: Not sure what caliber that thing fires, but it's most likely something that's at least 50 cents a round (where 7.62mm is).

"I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough."

Congrats, you just spent $125 to cook a few strips of bacon!


No, he spent $125 having fun. The bacon was just a bonus for a job well done.
2014-07-03 08:03:44 AM  
3 votes:
Needs more Browning.
2014-07-03 07:59:00 AM  
3 votes:
pfft, gungeeks  they're worse then friggen bronies.
2014-07-03 08:21:53 AM  
2 votes:
I think we should retaliate with some other popular American activities;

You aren't a true American until you have married your same sex partner after many years of activism.
You aren't a true American until you have to find the Halal butchershop because one of the guests to your upcoming BBQ is a Muslim.
You aren't a true American until you have legally smoked dope.
You aren't a true American until you have freedom of religion.
2014-07-03 08:10:09 AM  
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.


You might want to see a proctologist about getting that stick removed.
2014-07-03 07:58:00 AM  
2 votes:
Actually, yes. Yes I am a true American. And I don't even own a machine gun.
2014-07-03 11:41:15 PM  
1 vote:

Thudfark: Secret Master of All Flatulence: I'd like to point out that this isn't remotely even a new thing.  During WWI, the Brits were known for heating the water for their tea by running a belt through a Vickers.

Running a belt through a Vicar sounds kinky.


Not really.  Somebody realized that since the Vickers MG was water cooled, with a captive system to condense the steam back into water so that it could be reused to cool the gun, so it was a decent, quick way to heat water for tea.  If they'd wanted to use it to distill hard booze, that was doable, too.
2014-07-03 07:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to point out that this isn't remotely even a new thing.  During WWI, the Brits were known for heating the water for their tea by running a belt through a Vickers.
2014-07-03 12:09:32 PM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x604]

I've use an AN/TRC-170 to cook a bag of popcorn. Tape the bag to a fiberglass pole and stick it up into the microwave beam. And BAM. Popcorn. Of course it took a while and a lot of the popcorn got burnt, and I probably blew the bit error rate to hell. But that's not the point. I was able to use a half a million dollar piece of communications equipment to pop popcorn!

I also used to stick soup/ravioli cans up into the heat exhust vents as they got pretty hot.


If you're not finding fun new ways to exploit government equipment for your own use, you're just not trying.


I think Ted Taylor trumps everyone by using a nuke to light his cigarette, the story is number one in this cracked list
2014-07-03 09:20:06 AM  
1 vote:
upload.wikimedia.org

I've use an AN/TRC-170 to cook a bag of popcorn. Tape the bag to a fiberglass pole and stick it up into the microwave beam. And BAM. Popcorn. Of course it took a while and a lot of the popcorn got burnt, and I probably blew the bit error rate to hell. But that's not the point. I was able to use a half a million dollar piece of communications equipment to pop popcorn!

I also used to stick soup/ravioli cans up into the heat exhust vents as they got pretty hot.


If you're not finding fun new ways to exploit government equipment for your own use, you're just not trying.
2014-07-03 09:09:43 AM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.


It might make it easier to sweep the sand out of your vag if you unwound your panties.
2014-07-03 08:30:38 AM  
1 vote:

TwoBeersOneCan


UNC_Samurai: TwoBeersOneCan: I can also cook bacon with my penis.

Flag on the play! You are in violation of Malarkey's Law!


Yawn. You aren't the usual guy trying to make fetch happen, so I hope you're mocking him.


The fact that he called it MALARKEY didn't tip you off?
2014-07-03 08:28:05 AM  
1 vote:

Egoy3k: I think we should retaliate with some other popular American activities;

You aren't a true American until you have married your same sex partner after many years of activism.
You aren't a true American until you have to find the Halal butchershop because one of the guests to your upcoming BBQ is a Muslim.
You aren't a true American until you have legally smoked dope.
You aren't a true American until you have freedom of religion.


You aren't a true American unless you were born here, or went through the trouble of becoming a citizen.
That's it.  Period.  End of farkin' story.
2014-07-03 08:10:06 AM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.


You're saying that Subby was the one who wrote the article?  Because the term is used prominently there.

But go ahead and look like a moran by blaming Subby.  And do it here for all of us to see.
2014-07-03 08:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
I like it when retard submitters can unilaterally define "real Americans" by doing arbitrary stupid and wasteful things.  That really makes me feel patriotic.
2014-07-03 08:02:53 AM  
1 vote:
Remind me again about responsible gun ownership and how it is a tool, not a toy, and safety and freedom again?
2014-07-03 08:00:16 AM  
1 vote:
It's a kinder, gentler, machine gun ham.
2014-07-03 07:59:02 AM  
1 vote:
As redditor...[stoppedreadingthere.jpg]

/pretty sure it's been done before
 
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