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(Jalopnik)   "Airplane!" turns 34. Surely you can't be serious   (flightclub.jalopnik.com) divider line 181
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2014-07-03 07:09:31 AM  
*grabs popcorn and a lasagna*
 
2014-07-03 07:32:47 AM  
Oh no. I had the fish.
 
2014-07-03 07:39:39 AM  
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
 
2014-07-03 07:39:45 AM  
Does that mean that the thread is required to be typed in jive?

/we'll have to go find Barbara for that...
 
2014-07-03 07:46:38 AM  
Golly...
 
2014-07-03 07:50:20 AM  
williamflew.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-03 07:54:00 AM  
All kidding aside, that was a great movie altogether.
 
2014-07-03 07:54:31 AM  
www.popcornsocks.com
 
2014-07-03 07:56:07 AM  

Muzzleloader: All kidding aside, that was a great movie altogether.


"All kidding aside, that was a great movie."
 
2014-07-03 07:57:18 AM  
All kidding aside, that was a great movie
 
2014-07-03 07:59:52 AM  

KWess: All kidding aside, that was a great movie



Don't call me Shirley.
 
2014-07-03 08:00:39 AM  
Ugh, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2014-07-03 08:02:42 AM  
I just wanted to tell all the posters in this thread, good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2014-07-03 08:04:39 AM  
Christ I'm old.
 
2014-07-03 08:05:07 AM  
Still not over Macho Grande.
 
2014-07-03 08:05:46 AM  
All kidding aside, that was a great movie.
 
2014-07-03 08:05:55 AM  
This isn't going to help with my drinking problem and I'm nervous about that.
 
2014-07-03 08:06:42 AM  
So... Anyone here like gladiator movies?
 
2014-07-03 08:08:07 AM  
I've got a great Airplane joke, but it's going to have to wait until after I take this call from Headquarters.
 
2014-07-03 08:13:09 AM  

Delta1212: I've got a great Airplane joke, but it's going to have to wait until after I take this call from Headquarters.


Headquarters? What is it?
 
2014-07-03 08:13:23 AM  
That's nice and all, but 34? So what?
 
2014-07-03 08:15:17 AM  
Oh really, Subby? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2014-07-03 08:16:32 AM  
The White Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red zone.
 
2014-07-03 08:19:16 AM  
Hooray!  "Airplane" thread!

i171.photobucket.com

/nerdist
 
2014-07-03 08:19:56 AM  

Crewmannumber6: The White Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red zone.


The Red Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the White Zone.
 
2014-07-03 08:20:12 AM  
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
 
2014-07-03 08:20:52 AM  

KingKauff: Crewmannumber6: The White Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red zone.

The Red Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the White Zone.


Don't start with your red zone shiat again
 
2014-07-03 08:23:00 AM  
No, the white phone.
 
2014-07-03 08:23:14 AM  
I just wanted to tell all the posters in this thread, good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2014-07-03 08:25:11 AM  

Bob Down: Delta1212: I've got a great Airplane joke, but it's going to have to wait until after I take this call from Headquarters.

Headquarters? What is it?


It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.
 
2014-07-03 08:26:03 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: No, the white phone.


Thank-you.
 
2014-07-03 08:28:51 AM  
Best moment: Kareem Abdul Jabbar breaking character to let little Joey have it. And as little Joey is slowly backing away, Peter Graves pats him on the shoulder, asking him if he likes movies about gladiators.
 
2014-07-03 08:31:25 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: No, the white phone.


You want me to have an abortion, don't you?
 
2014-07-03 08:32:41 AM  

Crewmannumber6: KingKauff: Crewmannumber6: The White Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red zone.

The Red Zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the White Zone.

Don't start with your red zone shiat again


Oh really, Crewmannumber6? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2014-07-03 08:34:44 AM  
Airplane! is so old, if you were to film it today you'd have to put the camera at knee level to capture the gratuitous titty shake.
 
2014-07-03 08:41:11 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

/favorite movie/
 
2014-07-03 08:43:49 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-03 08:43:57 AM  
NO, that's just what they'll be expecting.
 
GBB
2014-07-03 08:45:02 AM  
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!
 
2014-07-03 08:45:17 AM  
An Airplane thread? What can you make out of it?
 
2014-07-03 08:48:34 AM  
Passengers certain to die....airline negligent...There's a sale at Penneys!
 
2014-07-03 08:50:34 AM  
I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.
 
2014-07-03 08:52:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 08:55:32 AM  
They're at ten thousand. No, feet
 
2014-07-03 08:56:57 AM  
fogsmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com

LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

/still funny as hell after all these years
 
2014-07-03 08:57:58 AM  
Nervous?
Yeah
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times
 
2014-07-03 08:58:13 AM  
i1.wp.com
 
2014-07-03 08:58:16 AM  
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
 
2014-07-03 09:00:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 09:00:13 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Is this thing on?
 
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