Those white dresses are going to get stained.
basemetal: [vidaordinaria.com image 500x198]Those white dresses are going to get stained.
Slaxl: Damn I hate hippies. Someone needs to go along with a ghetto blaster (that's right, old skool), and blast out some Slayer. God listens to Slayer, Jesus was an extraterrestrial, everyone hates hippies. Therefore aliens are more likely to come if the hippies flee and there's some good music playing.Simple.
d23: Well.. the first thing that should be done is to give the aliens some pleasurable experiences.Nature is apt to solve similar problems in similar ways, even on distance planets. I'm sure that experienced young women can figure all the parts out.
Bowen: yes, no, no, no, yes, yes
Bowen: yes, no, no, no, yes bathed and brought to my bungalow, yes
White_Scarf_Syndrome: basemetal: [vidaordinaria.com image 500x198]Those white dresses are going to get stained.Just lay a towel down. I don't mind.
Sybarite: [fr.web.img4.acsta.net image 495x309]
Minktastic Mink!: Why the fark do these hippies insist that a technologically advanced race would want their first contact to be with a group that purposely lives their lives in a more primitive fashion?
Silverstaff: Sounds like that James T. Kirk school of performing First Contact./That or the William T. Riker school, they are rather similar, at least with regards to hippie girls in white dresses.
Slives: Of course, the first warp drive was launched from Bozeman, Montana. Not HawaiiDuh...
Aliens in Hawaii?
OMG... If that's the first thing the Aliens see.... were dead
JackieRabbit: Do they serve fried Spam and pineapple sandwiches at the concession stand?
Kanemano: Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet.
OtherLittleGuy: Bowen: yes, no, no, no, yes bathed and brought to my bungalow, yes
Wiseass: If those women are representing earth during first contact it's no wonder we haven't seen any sentient beings yet.\\not with those elbows am i rite?\\\hippies dont bathe and shave do they?\\\\am i using the slashies right it's my first time be gentle..
brimed03: I'm surprised there aren't more comments/jokes here about "Women of the Womb." I can only assume y'all are as stunned into silence as me./where the women of the womb at?//women of the wombat///*WOMB* dey it is////really I got nuthin'//slashie madness
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