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(Alaska Dispatch News)   After sixteen years of marriage, Jewel is back on the solo-yodeling circuit again   (adn.com ) divider line
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2014-07-03 03:35:13 AM  
Who?
 
2014-07-03 03:59:06 AM  
Sometimes it's blood sweat and tears, on marriage, the last frontier.
 
2014-07-03 03:59:17 AM  
If you've never seen the Jewel karaoke bit: Link
 
2014-07-03 05:43:03 AM  

Ambivalence: Who?


If somehow you didn't know, the article explains.

And I've got a copy of 'Pieces of You' at home somewhere.
 
2014-07-03 05:45:32 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-03 05:46:24 AM  
Does this mean she's going to go yodeling in the canyon?
 
2014-07-03 05:54:43 AM  
media.adn.com

Looks like she's kept very fit.  And I'm a few years older than her.  I'll gladly console her, in her loneliness.
 
2014-07-03 06:12:00 AM  
I would gladly become Mr Snaggletooth for a night.
 
2014-07-03 06:22:48 AM  
I'd yodel in her canyon if you know what I mean
 
2014-07-03 06:28:43 AM  
Is it just me, or does that picture of him make him look like he's a chromosome or two short of a picnic?
 
2014-07-03 06:48:19 AM  

lawboy87: Is it just me, or does that picture of him make him look like he's a chromosome or two short of a picnic?


You look like that as well? Or did I read you wrong.
 
2014-07-03 06:53:07 AM  
Jewel Staite?!?!?!

Oh.  Ew.

/Leaving disappointed
 
2014-07-03 06:54:58 AM  

Laobaojun: Jewel Staite?!?!?!

Oh.  Ew.

/Leaving disappointed


Ew?  Oh, come on.  Both Jewels are gorgeous.
 
2014-07-03 07:04:01 AM  
Maybe she just got sick and tired of that stupid hat.
 
2014-07-03 07:05:15 AM  

fusillade762: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


That's an awkward pose. She looks uncomfortable, must be the sharp knees.
 
2014-07-03 07:09:58 AM  
I like her bewbies
 
2014-07-03 07:16:10 AM  

PreMortem: If you've never seen the Jewel karaoke bit: Link


That made me smile
 
2014-07-03 07:21:07 AM  
Let me be Perfectly Clear, I would play Foolish Games with her Til it Feels Like Cheating. If you know what I mean.
 
2014-07-03 07:24:02 AM  

slotz: Maybe she just got sick and tired of that stupid hat.


Maybe he left it on even during sexytime.
 
2014-07-03 07:46:54 AM  
I don't understand the popularity of fedoras.
 
2014-07-03 07:48:09 AM  

Laobaojun: Jewel Staite?!?!?!

Oh.  Ew.

/Leaving disappointed


...dammit, that was my headline!
 
2014-07-03 07:53:19 AM  

Dear Jerk: I don't understand the popularity of fedoras.


Hey...is this a joke from another thread recently?  If so, well played.
 
2014-07-03 07:59:05 AM  
I've always found her "cute" or "regular girl" hot.  I think she looks better in jeans and a t-shirt then when she's trying to look "sultry" like in the pic above.  Give me Jewel in cut off jean shorts and a tied up shirt any day of the week though.
 
2014-07-03 08:03:42 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: I've always found her "cute" or "regular girl" hot.  I think she looks better in jeans and a t-shirt then when she's trying to look "sultry" like in the pic above.  Give me Jewel in cut off jean shorts and tied up any day of the week though.

 
2014-07-03 08:08:47 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I like her bewbies


You know who else likes her boobs??

This chick in a wheelchair:

www.tbirecovery.org

/also Hitler
 
2014-07-03 08:09:03 AM  

Laobaojun: Jewel Staite?!?!?!

Oh.  Ew.

/Leaving disappointed


She's even prettier in person and SO tiny. I have no idea how she stays that tiny because from her blog she eats like a pig. She's also incredibly sweet. I met her and Amanda Tapping at a bar during a con and got to have a conversation with them. Both really nice woman.

Oh and she's single from what I understand.
 
2014-07-03 08:17:33 AM  
I think she's hot. If you haven't seen her Intuition video it's worth a watch. Not a bad song either.

And her dad is bad-ass
 
2014-07-03 08:20:31 AM  

DubyaHater: I'd yodel in her canyon if you know what I mean


Down to the Last Detail.
 
2014-07-03 08:31:15 AM  
People who like Jewell should check out her writing partner Steve Poltz, who wrote or cowrote most of her hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btj5wjWyGqA
 
2014-07-03 08:38:03 AM  
Needs more pictures

celeb.freeadultz.com


NSFW
NSFW
 
2014-07-03 08:40:21 AM  
For some reason I thought she was married to the guy from the Rugburns.
 
2014-07-03 08:52:05 AM  

3825968: For some reason I thought she was married to the guy from the Rugburns.


I'd give her a rugburn, if you know what I mean
 
2014-07-03 08:52:50 AM  
I have three things i LOVE in a woman: boobies, slight pudge around the bell, slight snaggletooth ( i know, weird).  So, i would sacrifice multiple digits to frostbite to say-eee-ve her soul.
 
2014-07-03 09:10:30 AM  
Casualty, Jewel.
 
2014-07-03 09:31:46 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Casualty, Jewel.


For some reason, that interview popped in my head yesterday.
 
2014-07-03 09:49:51 AM  
I'd live in her car until I hit it big, if you know what I mean.

On a more serious note, divorcing after sixteen years must suck.  Imagine having to remember to not rip out satan death enchilada farts in bed with whoever you started dating?  I mean, its just so natural after being hitched for a while.
 
2014-07-03 09:50:34 AM  

nimawai: I met her and Amanda Tapping at a bar during a con


go on.....
 
2014-07-03 10:02:32 AM  

PreMortem: If you've never seen the Jewel karaoke bit: Link


That would be a win.
 
2014-07-03 10:08:41 AM  

johnny_vegas: nimawai: I met her and Amanda Tapping at a bar during a con

go on.....


Sorry but there was no porn type action going on. If that's what you were after. I did tell Jewel Staite that I have a hetero girl crush on her and have since her days on Flash Forward.
 
2014-07-03 10:12:47 AM  

nimawai: I did tell Jewel Staite that I have a hetero girl crush on her and have since her days on Flash Forward.


and then.......

;-)
 
GBB
2014-07-03 10:18:11 AM  
16 years of marriage?  is it 2024 already?   Where has the time gone?
 
2014-07-03 10:25:00 AM  
First thought... Jewel Staite

/who I understand is ALSO single now.
//never wanted to be a strawberry more in all my life.
 
2014-07-03 10:31:38 AM  
Maybe she got tired of living in a proper house...
 
2014-07-03 10:32:51 AM  

johnny_vegas: nimawai: I did tell Jewel Staite that I have a hetero girl crush on her and have since her days on Flash Forward.

and then.......

;-)


I went back to my hotel with the friend I was staying with & left Jewel & Amanda to finish their conversation. Like I said, nothing porn worthy. smh
 
2014-07-03 10:36:19 AM  

nimawai: johnny_vegas: nimawai: I did tell Jewel Staite that I have a hetero girl crush on her and have since her days on Flash Forward.

and then.......

;-)

I went back to my hotel with the friend I was staying with & left Jewel & Amanda to finish their conversation. Like I said, nothing porn worthy. smh


gonna have to retcon that into something more interesting
 
2014-07-03 10:39:29 AM  
Who wouldn't want a chance to date our nation's foremost poet*.


* In terms of sales.
 
2014-07-03 10:39:36 AM  

lawboy87: Is it just me, or does that picture of him make him look like he's a chromosome or two short of a picnic?


img2u.info

/Can't really say for sure until you post your own pic
 
2014-07-03 10:47:18 AM  

lawboy87: Is it just me, or does that picture of him make him look like he's a chromosome or two short of a picnic?


He was an uncommonly ugly fellow when they married. A rodeo champ. I guess a nice guy and all, just plug ugly.
 
2014-07-03 10:55:15 AM  
Didn't she do a nude photo shoot at some point?
 
2014-07-03 10:56:09 AM  

lawboy87: Is it just me, or does that picture of him make him look like he's a chromosome or two short of a picnic?


It's the hat.
 
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