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(Daily Star)   Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 351
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2014-07-02 09:00:19 PM
It's called "marriage"....
 
2014-07-02 09:43:17 PM
Talk to the hand
 
2014-07-02 11:03:15 PM
My shower massage certainly isn't dry subby.
 
2014-07-02 11:18:22 PM
My longest was 3 years single, or a year when actually still in a relationship.
 
2014-07-03 01:00:38 AM

LordZorch: It's called "marriage"....


having been married for five years, i know this to be not a lie.
 
2014-07-03 05:01:56 AM
My longest was 16 years, so you can all stop whining now.
 
2014-07-03 05:04:57 AM
At this point I think I've actually forgotten how to do it.

/not subby
 
2014-07-03 05:08:42 AM

La Maudite: My longest was 16 years, so you can all stop whining now.


Well I thought my streak was long,  but even I'm not up to 16 yet,   it's not far from that though.
 
2014-07-03 05:08:45 AM
About four years, and yes, while married. After not being married any more, I lasted about eight months before hormones drove me to proposition a friend.
 
2014-07-03 05:15:52 AM
Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.
 
2014-07-03 05:19:56 AM

Boo_Guy: Well I thought my streak was long,  but even I'm not up to 16 yet,   it's not far from that though.


Whooosh!
 
2014-07-03 05:20:35 AM
Amateurs..
 
2014-07-03 05:27:15 AM
"The results come in a new survey of 1,500 people by the sex toy firm Lovehoney"

"Researchers" like this *must* be legit...

Marketing BS designed to appeal to mouth-breathers and reality TV fans.
 
2014-07-03 05:28:56 AM
Probably NSFW according to today's standards. However, this was cool before in TV and in movies.
Spanking. Let's talk about spanking.

I love Lucy. Lucille Ball getting spanked.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ez73nMQF1qk8lroo1_400.jpg

John Wayne. Spanking.
http://www.itsthebinomusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/john-wayne -c oal-shuttle-spanking.jpeg

Elvis. Spankathon.
http://www.tonkoorevaar.be/Always-Elvis-2/elvis-on-video/images/elvi s- spanking.bmp
 
2014-07-03 05:31:31 AM

farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.


It's not about standards, it's just not certain that a a woman will climax from every sexual encounter. So we might be able to get laid, but it's by no means a given that that lay will be satisfactory. Whereas a guy is almost guaranteed to get off, even if the sex isn't spectacular.
 
2014-07-03 05:38:36 AM
I had about a 15 year stretch, but then I turned 15 and that ended.
 
2014-07-03 05:40:57 AM

farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.


This and this is the point I bring up when some females argue that women want sex as much as men.  No women can at times enjoy sex as much as men.  But men want sex for just the sake of having sex and enjoy it a lot more than women.    You just have to look at a prostitute round up to understand that men do not put  a high standard on just getting sex.     If a woman just wanted sex, not love, not a hot man, not a possible relationship just a dick in her vagina so she may possibly orgasm she could go out any night of the week and get it.

Women have sex droughts because truth is they want more  than just sex.
 
2014-07-03 05:42:37 AM

farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.


What the article doesn't state is the 'why'. I suspect women go through dry spells because of a lack of desire. For men, it's not finding a willing partner.
 
2014-07-03 05:44:01 AM

Guest: farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.

This and this is the point I bring up when some females argue that women want sex as much as men.  No women can at times enjoy sex as much as men.  But men want sex for just the sake of having sex and enjoy it a lot more than women.    You just have to look at a prostitute round up to understand that men do not put  a high standard on just getting sex.     If a woman just wanted sex, not love, not a hot man, not a possible relationship just a dick in her vagina so she may possibly orgasm she could go out any night of the week and get it.

Women have sex droughts because truth is they want more  than just sex.


That was the point I was making in my own post. For some women - possibly even most - a dick in the vagina does not necessarily equal orgasm. And a random guy she picks up isn't likely to be all that invested in making sure she is satisfied.
 
2014-07-03 05:44:08 AM
16 here as well...
*sob*

/not even ugly
//just Abby Someone or other
 
2014-07-03 05:44:20 AM

farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.


Who says romance is dead?

/not disputing your assertion
 
2014-07-03 05:50:13 AM

JoieD'Zen: My shower massage certainly isn't dry subby.


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-03 05:53:45 AM

Nogale: farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.

It's not about standards, it's just not certain that a a woman will climax from every sexual encounter. So we might be able to get laid, but it's by no means a given that that lay will be satisfactory. Whereas a guy is almost guaranteed to get off, even if the sex isn't spectacular.


Exactly this. Even if a given woman knows precisely how (or a multitude of hows) to get off with a partner, it doesn't mean that any given partner or encounter will be compatible with any of those methods. Plus, there is always the danger of assault or creepy behavior. Unless someone's sex drive is relatively high at that moment, it's often easier, safer, and more fulfilling to stay home with your toys than to seek a random encounter.
 
2014-07-03 06:04:34 AM
Sex is nothing. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been able to get a woman to play chess with me?
 
2014-07-03 06:06:28 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been able to get a woman to play chess with me?


That's just creepy. We can't have that. Why can't you lick armpits like a normal guy?
 
2014-07-03 06:07:54 AM
"For me the most important thing about sex is connection."

Well there's your problem. It doesn't always have to be about some story book love where your souls join together for all eternity. Doing it once in a while just because it's fun is okay too. Even dolphins know this. Guess they really are smarter than people.
 
2014-07-03 06:12:15 AM
I once dated someone who'd gone 9 years without getting laid before we started seeing each other. I mentioned at one point that the only reason she hadn't had sex in that entire time was entirely her choice and she could've gotten laid with minimal effort at any time and she disagreed.

I then reminded her about what she'd told me about how she'd lost her virginity -- basically she decided one day in high school that she was ready to do it, went to a guy friend and said she wanted to have sex and *boom* a few minutes later, she got laid for the first time.

Somehow, astonishingly, she didn't understand how this proved my point.
 
2014-07-03 06:18:21 AM
I'm also reminded of a conversation with a female friend years ago who mentioned on the phone one time with a slight wail in her voice how it'd been six entire months (apparently by far the longest she'd ever gone since she was 14) and I tried to wrap my head around the concept that this was apparently a really long time in her world.

I didn't bother mentioning that six months was something like 5 times shorter than the minimum time I'd ever experienced.

Different world.
 
2014-07-03 06:18:43 AM
farkeruk:
Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock.

Any man who wants pussy can stop at the ATM and hit the street corner (or internet). It's no more difficult for us.

/both options carry significant risks, which is why I think most prefer to abstain and wait for a safer oportunity.
 
2014-07-03 06:19:24 AM

balisane: Exactly this. Even if a given woman knows precisely how (or a multitude of hows) to get off with a partner, it doesn't mean that any given partner or encounter will be compatible with any of those methods.


Yep. The last time I was with someone it was the least fun I've ever had because we were on totally different pages. This almost 2 year dry spell doesn't have me desiring sex because the last one was so terrible.
 
2014-07-03 06:20:28 AM

balisane: About four years, and yes, while married. After not being married any more, I lasted about eight months before hormones drove me to proposition a friend.


How do you go four years married without sex? Don't you get to about a month and say "we need to talk?" You get counseling, and if it fails, move on.
 
2014-07-03 06:22:27 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Mr. Ekshun: Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been able to get a woman to play chess with me?

That's just creepy. We can't have that. Why can't you lick armpits like a normal guy?


Oh, I miss that too, along with wattles, knee-pits, and the vague feeling of dread whenever there's a pretty gal within eyeshot of me.

/Perhaps I should just give up and get a mail-order bride.
//Czechmate!
 
2014-07-03 06:23:13 AM
Article is a generalization. I feel sorry for them.
 
2014-07-03 06:23:21 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-03 06:23:34 AM
I have seen a 60+ woman show up at a bar in a robe and a shower cap and leave with a dick in tow.

Hell, I once tried to have sex with a girl that looked like the kid on MADD magazine.
 
2014-07-03 06:25:15 AM

Whole Wheat: balisane: About four years, and yes, while married. After not being married any more, I lasted about eight months before hormones drove me to proposition a friend.

How do you go four years married without sex? Don't you get to about a month and say "we need to talk?" You get counseling, and if it fails, move on.


A partner with chronic illness is a stone biatch for both parties. I don't have a high libido unless in response to a partner, so it wasn't really a problem, and we separated for reasons unrelated to that or the illness. But no, it didn't help much.


/when he could, it was good
 
2014-07-03 06:30:06 AM
Oh please. Female dry spells are either because you're ugly or (in the case of Rihanna and Katy Perry) self-induced. Even if you're ugly, there is always at least one guy willing to put their penis inside you.
I am offering myself to Rihanna and Katy Perry at this moment. Ladies, if you ever find yourself in dry spell, I am always available. I will be that 20 second oasis in your desert.
 
2014-07-03 06:32:48 AM
Man, Fark sex threads are creepy.
 
2014-07-03 06:33:19 AM

balisane: Whole Wheat: balisane: About four years, and yes, while married. After not being married any more, I lasted about eight months before hormones drove me to proposition a friend.

How do you go four years married without sex? Don't you get to about a month and say "we need to talk?" You get counseling, and if it fails, move on.

A partner with chronic illness is a stone biatch for both parties. I don't have a high libido unless in response to a partner, so it wasn't really a problem, and we separated for reasons unrelated to that or the illness. But no, it didn't help much.


/when he could, it was good


I wasn't thinking about illness. That makes much more sense.
 
2014-07-03 06:34:17 AM

DubyaHater: Oh please. Female dry spells are either because you're ugly or (in the case of Rihanna and Katy Perry) self-induced. Even if you're ugly, there is always at least one guy willing to put their penis inside you.
I am offering myself to Rihanna and Katy Perry at this moment. Ladies, if you ever find yourself in dry spell, I am always available. I will be that 20 second oasis in your desert.


Hey there, twenty seconds? Quit setting the bar so high for the rest of us!
 
2014-07-03 06:43:32 AM

pseudowho: I then reminded her about what she'd told me about how she'd lost her virginity -- basically she decided one day in high school that she was ready to do it, went to a guy friend and said she wanted to have sex and *boom* a few minutes later, she got laid for the first time.


I suspect her memory was faulty.  I'm sure she had, on some level, pretty much scoped the guy out by then, and assessed that he was likely to agree to a satisfying shag.  I mean, I'm glad to hear a positive teenage virginity loss story for once (as opposed to the all too common horribly awkward/painful/date rape etc.), but I doubt it was that simple.

Anyway I love all you guys saying "they can get it any time they want".  Women are usually socialized to be cautious around guys, and for good reason.  Random bar guy could be a fun shag, or he could be the worst night of your entire life (violent or just humiliating).  And it's not as simple as avoiding the "creepy-looking" ones, I mean, look at this guy:

www.toptenz.net

Clean cut, well dressed, he could be a total sweetheart.  He's actually one of Canada's most repellent sex murderers.
 
2014-07-03 06:44:51 AM
Becuz i dont wana maek babby ?
 
2014-07-03 06:46:32 AM

Whole Wheat: balisane: About four years, and yes, while married. After not being married any more, I lasted about eight months before hormones drove me to proposition a friend.

How do you go four years married without sex? Don't you get to about a month and say "we need to talk?" You get counseling, and if it fails, move on.


Umm...medical?  Some guys have problems with the plumbing, or they have cancer, or persistant pain, etc.
 
2014-07-03 06:47:25 AM

farkeruk: Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.


This is what men actually believe.

In my 30s I was making VERY good money, getting $75 haircuts, had a dramatic weight loss, bought stylish clothes, started wearing makeup, took up gourmet cooking, and had a king-size bed with a view of the Pacific. I was so horny I was taking breaks at work to masturbate. I went out three or four nights a week, made a dozen or so new friends and let it be known I was looking, posted online personals and signed up for three dating sites. I went to the opera and the symphony, attended lectures, and played open mikes. Objectively speaking I'm pretty average looking, but I have big tits and straight teeth and I don't smell bad. I had maybe a couple of dozen dates the whole time and actively pursued several guys. I got turned down a LOT but I didn't let that stop me.

Here's everyone I remember turning down over the course of 16 years, not in chronological order:

1. A guy who seemed perfectly fine but with whom I felt zero chemistry, who burst into tears in the restaurant when I told him I didn't want to go out a third time and then threw a temper tantrum, called me a stupid lesbian, literally begged me to have sex with him just once, and demanded I pay him back for dinner (which I'd already offered to do, but he'd turned me down).

2.  A guy who admitted on our one and only date that he was homeless and bored me with an endless recap of his screenplay about a lonely orc who falls in love with a beautiful princess and was offended when I suggested it sounded a little like Shrek. We hung out in a bookstore, which I thought was a great idea until he announced he was spending his last $5 on a gaming magazine. (No one is that desperate. Not even you.)

3. A drunk British tourist who felt up my ass in a bar and couldn't stop shouting about football. (If he could have talked about something other than football I might have gone for it, but sports bore me to tears.)

4. A good-looking, well-dressed, but even drunker guy in another bar who introduced himself by saying "Hi, I'm a stockbroker, guess how much money I make!" (Because ew.)

5. A large, sweaty, and *extremely* drunk guy who hit on every other woman at my table before grabbing my tits and asking me to dance. (Because EWWWWWWW.)

6. Darius Rucker. Mind you, this was before anyone had heard of Hootie, and I already had a crush on the guy who introduced us, but the band was so boring I couldn't stand it, and as a musician how could I fark another musician when I thought he sucked? Still, I admit I probably should have gone for it that time.

/Recently married an amazing guy and feel like the luckiest girl in the world because other women were too stupid to recognize what an absolute treasure he is.
 
2014-07-03 06:48:00 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Mr. Ekshun: Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been able to get a woman to play chess with me?

That's just creepy. We can't have that. Why can't you lick armpits like a normal guy?


This.  I don't understand why women back off when I tell them I am burning to give them an all night foot massage and a champagne breakfast in bed.
Okay, a chocolate fondue foot massage,  but whatever.
 
2014-07-03 06:52:02 AM
Does the period from birth to first time count because, if so, I once went 17 years without sex. It was nuts.

In adulthood, I didn't get laid between 2001 and 2009.

I haven't been laid since April of 2013, and don't plan to hook up with anyone ever again because I'm a lonely turd.
 
2014-07-03 06:54:05 AM

Laobaojun: nulluspixiusdemonica: Mr. Ekshun: Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been able to get a woman to play chess with me?

That's just creepy. We can't have that. Why can't you lick armpits like a normal guy?

This.  I don't understand why women back off when I tell them I am burning to give them an all night foot massage and a champagne breakfast in bed.
Okay, a chocolate fondue foot massage,  but whatever.


How YOU doin'?

/Aw damnit, I'm in a relationship already
//But don't let that stop you explaining how you'll be removing that chocolate....
 
2014-07-03 06:57:12 AM

farkeruk: Both men and women found this period of abstinence increasingly "frustrating" as it dragged on and they were keen to bring it to an end.

Any woman who wants cock can get her hair done, put on the sluttiest dress that suits her and walk into a bar and get cock. You don't have to make any effort beyond that - guys will approach you offering it. shiat, you could probably sit at a bar with greasy hair and wearing a hessian sack and get cock.

If you're frustrated, lower your standards.


Or just sign up on Ashley Madison.
 
2014-07-03 06:58:07 AM
So what they're saying is, 1/3 of women are desperate and still none of them will sleep with me?  Thanks a lot, that helps my self-esteem...
 
2014-07-03 07:00:07 AM
Dog + peanut butter.

Problem solved.

Next up... cancer and world hunger.
 
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