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(CNN)   Amanda Knox's ex-boyfriend: "That biatch be crazy, yo"   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-07-02 08:05:09 PM  
How long did she date Captain Obvious?
 
2014-07-02 08:10:48 PM  
Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.
 
2014-07-02 08:32:58 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.


They could be sending each other love letters every day, and she told him to do this. It's not like she's in any danger now.
 
2014-07-02 09:12:07 PM  
I've know several nutjob women, only one of them was a murderer...
 
2014-07-02 09:39:37 PM  
In this case, I think it's ok to stick it in crazy.
 
2014-07-02 09:40:25 PM  
She is bonkers.
 
2014-07-02 09:40:43 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.


Yep, pretty much the same analysis according to many.  It's not like they were still involved or in a major relationship.  That guy is farked.
 
2014-07-02 09:41:29 PM  
In before eurofark comes in and educates us on how Knox's release was a travesty of justice
 
2014-07-02 09:41:33 PM  
There could have been a mint green 1963 Tempest convertible.  Outside the sacko-de-suds.


This is just a defense strategy.
 
2014-07-02 09:44:46 PM  
Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?
 
2014-07-02 09:46:52 PM  
This is the tiresome news story which just refuses to go away.
 
2014-07-02 09:47:06 PM  

Great Odins Raven: Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?


One of these things is not like the other...

politic365.com
 
2014-07-02 09:47:35 PM  

Great Odins Raven: Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?


Yep.  And you never hear the Eurodouches demanding that this poor man be freed.
 
2014-07-02 09:48:38 PM  
The workings of the Italian court system are the only thing more confusing than what actually happened to the victim.

IIRC, they were convicted, the conviction was overturned, they were re-indicted, tried again, convicted again, and now they are appealing the conviction for the second time. Is that right?

/Probably not.
 
2014-07-02 09:49:18 PM  
Stick it in crazy, you best not be lazy...

/cause they'll kill you while you sleep.
//WITH SLASHIES!
 
2014-07-02 09:55:54 PM  
Weirdos are always the first to be accused of murder.

Who does all the killing? It doesn't matter; society uses a murder as a tool to cleanse itself of an outsider.
 
2014-07-02 09:55:59 PM  

imapirate: In this case, I think it's ok to stick it in crazy.


Came here to say exactly this.
 
2014-07-02 09:56:06 PM  
So she's single, but too good looking to date George Zimmerman.
 
2014-07-02 09:58:10 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Great Odins Raven: Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?

One of these things is not like the other...

[politic365.com image 640x384]


her eyes?
 
2014-07-02 09:58:49 PM  

LordZorch: I've know several nutjob women, only one of them was a murderer...


And she's IN THIS VERY ROOM!
 
2014-07-02 09:59:45 PM  
This story is so twisted, with so many people with their asses hanging loose, that we'll never know for sure what happened.
 
2014-07-02 10:01:02 PM  
This is a dumb case with no motive and no evidence linking Knox or Sollecito to the crime.  Zippo.  And no, smoking hash doesn't make people into psycho murderers.

Someone once said "Italy is like a high functioning Mexico".  Considering their "justice" system I would say that is more of a goal than a reality.  The prosecutor was himself brought up on charges.
 
2014-07-02 10:01:38 PM  
i think we can all agree here that the real killer was marijuana.
 
2014-07-02 10:02:17 PM  
All I want to know is there a Sollecito-Knox sex tape?
 
2014-07-02 10:02:32 PM  
From everything I have read she's as crazy as all get out. That being said the idea that she got a fair trial or any kind of justice in Italy is absurd.
 
2014-07-02 10:03:11 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.


She may or may not be safe.  Depends on how much of an issue Italy wants to make things if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  Once that is done, they can request that she be extradited and then things get murky.   Here is a decent article on the issues regarding extradition between the US and Italy.  Some of the obvious issues we think that would be an issue may not be relevant in the procedure if a request is ultimately made, http://www.forbes.com/sites/insider/2014/02/05/extradition-italian-st y le-knock-knock-knocking-on-amanda-knoxs-door/

Personally, I would be scared to death if charged with anything in Italy. Their courts are so inconsistent and wildly outrageous at times (seismologists convicted for offering an opinion and earthquakes killing people anyone).  The high profile nature and European tabloids making her case much more famous than in the US may provide sufficient pressure for Italy to push the issue if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  That would throw the ball in the state department and US courts to determine if we would hand her over.  My gut tells me we would find a way to get out of sending Knox to Italy but that would create problems for much of Europe showing that once again the US ignores and disrespects the European system.
 
2014-07-02 10:03:36 PM  

Prey4reign: This story is so twisted, with so many people with their asses hanging loose, that we'll never know for sure what happened.


This. I don't trust the Italian police to solve a Denny's placemat maze.
 
2014-07-02 10:05:04 PM  

onyxruby: From everything I have read she's as crazy as all get out. That being said the idea that she got a fair trial or any kind of justice in Italy is absurd.


WTF are you reading, British tabloids?  Or maybe the accounts of her sleep deprived beating fueled interrogation?  She seems no crazier to me than any young college girl.
 
2014-07-02 10:05:47 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Great Odins Raven: Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?

Yep.  And you never hear the Eurodouches demanding that this poor man be freed.


That is probably because he actually committed the crime, rather than being another victim of a crazy Italian detective who sees satanic cult conspiracies behind every corner.
 
ecl [BareFark]
2014-07-02 10:06:53 PM  
That's first lady material.
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2014-07-02 10:07:00 PM  
I hate to be 'that guy' but who is this? And what's with the Italian justice system?
 
2014-07-02 10:07:58 PM  
What kind of sex game do you play with a knife.
 
ecl [BareFark]
2014-07-02 10:09:49 PM  

kroonermanblack: I hate to be 'that guy' but who is this? And what's with the Italian justice system?


Apparently it's being run by Italians.
 
2014-07-02 10:10:00 PM  
Of course he's saying that, he's trying to get out of prison. (did not read article past first few sentences, assuming he is/was back in jail.)
 
2014-07-02 10:10:24 PM  

BalugaJoe: What kind of sex game do you play with a knife.


hannahb93.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-02 10:10:46 PM  
To quote TFA:

In a note on her Facebook page in February, Knox acknowledged Sollecito's new stance and appeared to back it up.
She said he's a scapegoat.
"The only reason he has been dragged into this is because he happens to be my alibi," she wrote.


So this is real? https://www.facebook.com/AmandaKnoxOfficial

If so I've got to feel sorry for her. She's truly lost it.
 
2014-07-02 10:11:06 PM  

kroonermanblack: I hate to be 'that guy' but who is this? And what's with the Italian justice system?


A primer:

http://www.injusticeinperugia.org/
 
2014-07-02 10:12:06 PM  
Of the murderers I know... the women convince others to do the actual killing for them

/sample size is statistically insignificant
//google Clara Schwartz.
 
2014-07-02 10:13:32 PM  
scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-07-02 10:14:18 PM  

BalugaJoe: What kind of sex game do you play with a knife.


Knives are passe. I'm trying to figure out what this clothe smells like. Can you help me?
 
2014-07-02 10:14:37 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

If so I've got to feel sorry for her. She's truly lost it.

Care to explain?
 
2014-07-02 10:15:42 PM  

Daedalus27: TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.

She may or may not be safe.  Depends on how much of an issue Italy wants to make things if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  Once that is done, they can request that she be extradited and then things get murky.   Here is a decent article on the issues regarding extradition between the US and Italy.  Some of the obvious issues we think that would be an issue may not be relevant in the procedure if a request is ultimately made, http://www.forbes.com/sites/insider/2014/02/05/extradition-italian-st y le-knock-knock-knocking-on-amanda-knoxs-door/

Personally, I would be scared to death if charged with anything in Italy. Their courts are so inconsistent and wildly outrageous at times (seismologists convicted for offering an opinion and earthquakes killing people anyone).  The high profile nature and European tabloids making her case much more famous than in the US may provide sufficient pressure for Italy to push the issue if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  That would throw the ball in the state department and US courts to determine if we would hand her over.  My gut tells me we would find a way to get out of sending Knox to Italy but that would create problems for much of Europe showing that once again the US ignores and disrespects the European system.


They get to talk when they give up Polanski.

\ it wasn't murder-murder
 
2014-07-02 10:16:15 PM  

xria: Satanic_Hamster: Great Odins Raven: Isn't there a black guy already serving the sentence for the murder?

Yep.  And you never hear the Eurodouches demanding that this poor man be freed.

That is probably because he actually committed the crime, rather than being another victim of a crazy Italian detective who sees satanic cult conspiracies behind every corner.


Yeah, his DNA was at the scene.
 
2014-07-02 10:17:51 PM  
Oh, Amanda Knox.  For some reason, I thought of Belle Knox.  Although, the two of them together could be interesting.
 
2014-07-02 10:26:48 PM  
Ask not for whom Amanda Knox.
 
2014-07-02 10:30:07 PM  

Daedalus27: TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.

She may or may not be safe.  Depends on how much of an issue Italy wants to make things if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  Once that is done, they can request that she be extradited and then things get murky.   Here is a decent article on the issues regarding extradition between the US and Italy.  Some of the obvious issues we think that would be an issue may not be relevant in the procedure if a request is ultimately made, http://www.forbes.com/sites/insider/2014/02/05/extradition-italian-st y le-knock-knock-knocking-on-amanda-knoxs-door/

Personally, I would be scared to death if charged with anything in Italy. Their courts are so inconsistent and wildly outrageous at times (seismologists convicted for offering an opinion and earthquakes killing people anyone).  The high profile nature and European tabloids making her case much more famous than in the US may provide sufficient pressure for Italy to push the issue if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  That would throw the ball in the state department and US courts to determine if we would hand her over.  My gut tells me we would find a way to get out of sending Knox to Italy but that would create problems for much of Europe showing that once again the US ignores and disrespects the European system.


I would be shocked if we extradited her.  The second trial was held in absentia.  The american legal system really frowns on that.  If they had asked to have her extradited before the trial and waited for a few years for it to work through our courts they likely could have gotten her.  but they were in a hurry and went ahead without her.
 
2014-07-02 10:31:49 PM  

BalugaJoe: What kind of sex game do you play with a knife.


I see you haven't played knifey spooney.
 
2014-07-02 10:35:24 PM  
All I knows about the Italian legal system is that I farking love gelato.
 
2014-07-02 10:36:39 PM  
Considering the odds of surviving the experience would be relatively low, would you do a threesome with Amanda and this one:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-02 10:39:45 PM  

Daedalus27: TuteTibiImperes: Well, she's safe in the US, he's stuck in Italy, he's just going to say whatever he can say to try to save his own ass at this point.

She may or may not be safe.  Depends on how much of an issue Italy wants to make things if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  Once that is done, they can request that she be extradited and then things get murky.   Here is a decent article on the issues regarding extradition between the US and Italy.  Some of the obvious issues we think that would be an issue may not be relevant in the procedure if a request is ultimately made, http://www.forbes.com/sites/insider/2014/02/05/extradition-italian-st y le-knock-knock-knocking-on-amanda-knoxs-door/

Personally, I would be scared to death if charged with anything in Italy. Their courts are so inconsistent and wildly outrageous at times (seismologists convicted for offering an opinion and earthquakes killing people anyone).  The high profile nature and European tabloids making her case much more famous than in the US may provide sufficient pressure for Italy to push the issue if the conviction is ultimately upheld.  That would throw the ball in the state department and US courts to determine if we would hand her over.  My gut tells me we would find a way to get out of sending Knox to Italy but that would create problems for much of Europe showing that once again the US ignores and disrespects the European system.


No. I don't care what the professors at Hollywood Upstairs Law School say, the US government will never extridite her. In our court system it would be considered double jeporady and there is tons of precedence for countrys refusing to exterdiate their citizens to face trials that would be illegal in their home country. For example Mexico will not exterdiate someone to the US if they face the death penalty. It does not matter that the death penalty is legal in the US, it is illegal in Mexico and they refuse to violate their own laws. Double jeopardy is illegal in the US and we will not send someone to another country to face a trial that is illegal here. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
 
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