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2014-07-02 08:30:38 PM  
What! no Twin Towers?
 
2014-07-02 09:50:21 PM  

SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?


Too soon.
 
2014-07-02 10:01:52 PM  
Jesus.
 
2014-07-02 10:36:06 PM  

SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?


Search the hashtag, that's there.
 
2014-07-02 10:37:06 PM  

SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?


I was looking for a zapruder shoop
 
2014-07-02 10:50:50 PM  

mainstreet62: SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?

Search the hashtag, that's there.


Yep, saw it earlier today.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-02 10:55:12 PM  
Couldn't save soccer from being boring
 
2014-07-02 10:55:29 PM  

rugman11: mainstreet62: SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?

Search the hashtag, that's there.

Yep, saw it earlier today.

[i.imgur.com image 500x375]



I stand corrected.
 
2014-07-02 11:02:58 PM  

steamingpile: Couldn't save soccer from being boring


Says 1 moronic troll on the Internet.
 
2014-07-02 11:21:55 PM  
Could he save FarkTV?
 
2014-07-03 12:01:43 AM  

Beretta3000: Could he save FarkTV?


i291.photobucket.com

With sweat, and dead man's soccer balls!

/need to shoop Howard's head onto darmok
//i got no skillz
///except in slashies!
 
2014-07-03 12:02:59 AM  
Was cool 16 hours ago. Now that Rupert has his liver spotted hands on it? Pass.
 
2014-07-03 12:36:41 AM  

Arkanaut: Jesus.


JESUS SAVES!

But Ronaldo puts in the rebound!

That never would have happened with Tim Howard in goal!

/I'm still wondering where the Frozen pic is.  Seemed like that one would be obvious.
 
2014-07-03 12:37:17 AM  
When did America become a nation of losers anyway?
 
2014-07-03 12:47:27 AM  
I tried friending Tim Howard on Facebook.

He blocked me.  :(
 
2014-07-03 01:09:13 AM  
Could he save Romo from another week 17 screw up? Yeah, thought not

//still tired of these threads
 
2014-07-03 01:37:09 AM  

SilentStrider: What! no Twin Towers?


Hulk Hogan don't fark around.
 
2014-07-03 03:07:09 AM  
How quickly we forget.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-03 03:42:00 AM  
US Defense military = Tim Howard.
 
2014-07-03 08:35:43 AM  

Piizzadude: Could he save Romo from another week 17 screw up? Yeah, thought not

//still tired of these threads


OMG everyone is forcing you to post in threads you don't like!

Finally found this meme's fark handle

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 08:37:52 AM  

nicoffeine: How quickly we forget.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 482x400]


Yeah, but nobody knows who that is.
 
2014-07-03 08:46:35 AM  

zerkalo: Was cool 16 hours ago. Now that Rupert has his liver spotted hands on it? Pass.


Most people don't let partisan allegiances interfere with their enjoyment of life.  Most people.

Outshined_One: I tried friending Tim Howard on Facebook.

He blocked me.  :(


I giggled.

steamingpile: Couldn't save soccer from being boring


You post this in every single soccer thread, so obviously something about it interests you.  Kind of like how you comment in all the gay athlete threads.  Let it go, man. Embrace who you are and be proud of it.
 
2014-07-03 08:50:31 AM  

nicoffeine: How quickly we forget.


Who the hell is that?
 
2014-07-03 08:57:04 AM  

MugzyBrown: nicoffeine: How quickly we forget.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 482x400]

Yeah, but nobody knows who that is.


That's Henrik Lundqvist, goaltender of the New York Rangers.
 
2014-07-03 09:01:22 AM  

nicoffeine: How quickly we forget.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 482x400]


No, Henrik did everything he could possibly do to keep the Rangers alive. He's on Tim Howard's level.

So is Jonathan Quick, with the nice little bonus of having Lord Stanley on his side.
 
2014-07-03 09:16:37 AM  

mainstreet62: nicoffeine: How quickly we forget.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 482x400]

No, Henrik did everything he could possibly do to keep the Rangers alive. He's on Tim Howard's level.

So is Jonathan Quick, with the nice little bonus of having Lord Stanley on his side.


As well as teammates that could find the offensive zone.
 
2014-07-03 12:48:01 PM  
Statistically, FIFA has Tim Howard ranked as the 14th best goalkeeper this World Cup,
 
2014-07-04 06:19:51 AM  
DAVID MOYES
 
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