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(CBS Sports)   Flyers captain Claude Giroux spends night in jail for drunkenly groping policeman's ass   (cbssports.com) divider line 24
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2014-07-02 11:33:33 PM  
Put him in the penalty box.
 
2014-07-03 12:55:52 AM  
Alcohol may have been involved.
 
2014-07-03 01:07:20 AM  
Really that is the headline that Fark went with? I do not even have to be a TFer to know there was WAY better
 
2014-07-03 01:14:16 AM  
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2014-07-03 01:42:53 AM  

Piizzadude: Really that is the headline that Fark went with? I do not even have to be a TFer to know there was WAY better


I subbed this one at 9am pre-coffee.... Having seen some of the others, this should not have gotten the green
 
2014-07-03 02:22:01 AM  
So i guess this means that Gireaux becomes the NHL's first openly gay player after he gets drunk enough.
 
2014-07-03 04:59:04 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Piizzadude: Really that is the headline that Fark went with? I do not even have to be a TFer to know there was WAY better

I subbed this one at 9am pre-coffee.... Having seen some of the others, this should not have gotten the green


So tell us poor, huddled, teeming masses Liters what we're missing!
 
2014-07-03 06:14:47 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-03 06:55:02 AM  
Police said they cannot comment unless charges are laid.../em>

There's a joke in there somewhere ...
 
2014-07-03 07:05:47 AM  
For his sake, I hope it was a woman.
 
2014-07-03 07:06:23 AM  
Will he get a game suspension for butt-ending?
 
2014-07-03 07:07:24 AM  

Crewmannumber6: For his sake, I hope it was a woman.


FTA: Although few details were immediately available, a source said Giroux was arrested for  repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer. Alcohol is believed to have been involved.

It was bolded in the article.
 
2014-07-03 07:19:10 AM  

Muta: Crewmannumber6: For his sake, I hope it was a woman.

FTA: Although few details were immediately available, a source said Giroux was arrested for  repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer. Alcohol is believed to have been involved.

It was bolded in the article.


I'm not going to waste my time reading!
 
2014-07-03 07:32:11 AM  
Look, you can't tell a guy he needs to be more like Crosby if he wants to win the MVP award and then get upset with him when he does.
 
2014-07-03 08:11:59 AM  

Crewmannumber6: For his sake, I hope it was a woman.


You'd be wrong according to the article.

"Giroux fails going for the five hole".
 
2014-07-03 08:41:46 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Muta: Crewmannumber6: For his sake, I hope it was a woman.

FTA: Although few details were immediately available, a source said Giroux was arrested for  repeatedly grabbing the buttocks of a male police officer. Alcohol is believed to have been involved.

It was bolded in the article.

I'm not going to waste my time reading!


You will fit in nicely here.
 
2014-07-03 08:52:35 AM  
I believe

I believe that Giroux and Briere were banging when they were awkward house mates
 
2014-07-03 09:12:37 AM  

Piizzadude: Really that is the headline that Fark went with? I do not even have to be a TFer to know there was WAY better


After I heard the story this morning on the radio was going to submit "Captain Claude Cups a Cop's Caboose"
 
2014-07-03 09:14:26 AM  
to be fair here it was Canada day.. a day made for hilarious hijinx. too bad Griroux didn't do anything hilarious.

more info - http://www.ottawasun.com/2014/07/02/philadelphia-flyers-star-claude-g i roux-arrested-in-ottawa

the cup was in ottawa yesterday - tyler toffoli had it.

im pretty sure there is a giroux cupping joke in here somewhere but i havent had enough coffee to figure it out yet
 
2014-07-03 10:51:44 AM  
Have the policeman and Giroux run a train on Cindy Crosby, then I might read the article.

/hopefully without pictures
//ewwwww
 
2014-07-03 11:01:31 AM  

flynn80: Piizzadude: Really that is the headline that Fark went with? I do not even have to be a TFer to know there was WAY better

After I heard the story this morning on the radio was going to submit "Captain Claude Cups a Cop's Caboose"


Mine was lame but:

How to come out of the closet in the NHL the wrong way NTTAWTT
 
2014-07-03 05:54:09 PM  

Piizzadude: Mine was lame but:

How to come out of the closet in the NHL the wrong way NTTAWTT


I tried for

"Alcohol was involved", an arrest, and a hockey player, and yet this story isn't about Patrick Kane?
 
2014-07-03 05:55:21 PM  
When I was in college, my friends and I avoided that bar because we thought we were above it. And we were not above very many bars.

And we did not make 10 mil a year.

It's a shiathole, is what I'm driving at.
 
2014-07-03 06:48:30 PM  
From the Ottawa Sun:
He was released Wednesday morning without any charges being laid.
The officers involved are surprised no charges were laid, sources said.
It was later learned Giroux is expected to make a $20,000 donation to an Ottawa charity.


Rich>Cop>Everyone else
 
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