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(STV.tv)   Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket   (news.stv.tv) divider line 29
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2014-07-03 01:01:59 AM
chickens arrive at KFC already pining for the fjords, if you know what i mean.

in parts, in boxes. eternally resting if you will.
 
2014-07-03 01:51:37 AM
Imagine her shock. It's the same as a homeless man wandering into a building that is frying up people and feeding them to giant monsters , only it was chickens being fed to people.
 
2014-07-03 01:53:26 AM
I read that as "children rescued from street outside a branch of KFC"
 
2014-07-03 01:59:33 AM
Some one ask it why it was crossing the road.
 
2014-07-03 02:06:21 AM
TFA's headline made me think it was going to be one of those where the author turns into Lame Pun Coon for two pages of nonsense. Then it wasn't.

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2014-07-03 02:08:03 AM
Could be worse, the chicken could have climbed Rocky Top.
 
2014-07-03 02:08:18 AM

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2014-07-03 02:29:39 AM
Maybe it felt left out?
 
2014-07-03 02:34:10 AM
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2014-07-03 02:34:34 AM
Was looking to settle the score with Colonel Sanders.
 
2014-07-03 02:47:08 AM

Loucifer: Some one ask it why it was crossing the road.


TheChicken answered, "the feds are offering witness protection".
 
2014-07-03 02:56:38 AM
I would argue that fried and inside a bucket is in fact a great condition for a chicken to be in. Chickens are not pleasant creatures.
 
2014-07-03 02:59:52 AM
 Clauckmannanshire
 
2014-07-03 03:05:23 AM
Nice try PETA, but from now on stick with the scantily clad women as protesters.
 
2014-07-03 03:28:32 AM
I'm sure KFC will take her in if a home can't be found for her.

/In Quebec they're called PFK,  and I'm not sure quite why since it's an actual name and not just random words.  No other big companies translate their names to french there as far as I know.
 
2014-07-03 03:30:58 AM
Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.
www.kfc.ca www.kfc.ca
www.kfc.ca www.kfc.ca
 
2014-07-03 03:52:51 AM

Boo_Guy: Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.


Jack in the Box. Do you guys have those up there? Around here they are all 24/7 operations and have a better variety in the menu, including  24 hour breakfasts. I don't go there often because I try to not eat fast food but it's better than the cardboard that McDonalds offers (fries excluded, but you gotta eat those things in like 2 minutes or they lose their appeal).
 
2014-07-03 03:55:57 AM
People know they don't actually kill the chickens at each individual KFC franchise, right?
 
2014-07-03 04:05:27 AM
DNRTFA or thread.

But I just wanted to say that any chicken that is ambulatory enough to actually have to be caught, is definitely way too healthy and hale to ever be served as food in a KFC.
 
2014-07-03 04:06:25 AM

Radioactive Ass: Boo_Guy: Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.

Jack in the Box. Do you guys have those up there? Around here they are all 24/7 operations and have a better variety in the menu, including  24 hour breakfasts. I don't go there often because I try to not eat fast food but it's better than the cardboard that McDonalds offers (fries excluded, but you gotta eat those things in like 2 minutes or they lose their appeal).


Agreed. Their egg sandwiches are way better than McD's. I wish I had one closer to me. Though I'm even sadder Round Table has decided I'm no longer in their delivery area.
 
2014-07-03 04:07:34 AM

Radioactive Ass: Jack in the Box


I wish they would creep into my city. Only for the tacos. For me Jack in the Box is all about the tacos.
 
2014-07-03 04:08:32 AM

Radioactive Ass: Boo_Guy: Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.

Jack in the Box. Do you guys have those up there? Around here they are all 24/7 operations and have a better variety in the menu, including  24 hour breakfasts. I don't go there often because I try to not eat fast food but it's better than the cardboard that McDonalds offers (fries excluded, but you gotta eat those things in like 2 minutes or they lose their appeal).


Negative,  we don't have those up here.

Mc D's is on breakfast now though,  put then I'd have to put on pants and go get it.

We really need to get going on teleporter technology.
 
2014-07-03 04:38:36 AM
peterlorimer.files.wordpress.com

'We're looking for our children. Have you seen our children? What do they look like? They look tasty.'
 
2014-07-03 04:39:37 AM

Boo_Guy: Radioactive Ass: Boo_Guy: Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.

Jack in the Box. Do you guys have those up there? Around here they are all 24/7 operations and have a better variety in the menu, including  24 hour breakfasts. I don't go there often because I try to not eat fast food but it's better than the cardboard that McDonalds offers (fries excluded, but you gotta eat those things in like 2 minutes or they lose their appeal).

Negative,  we don't have those up here.

Mc D's is on breakfast now though,  put then I'd have to put on pants and go get it.

We really need to get going on teleporter technology.


You don't need pants in the drive thru...is what I've heard.
 
2014-07-03 04:45:53 AM

jtown: Boo_Guy: Radioactive Ass: Boo_Guy: Damnit now I'm hungry and the only thing open is Mc D's.

Jack in the Box. Do you guys have those up there? Around here they are all 24/7 operations and have a better variety in the menu, including  24 hour breakfasts. I don't go there often because I try to not eat fast food but it's better than the cardboard that McDonalds offers (fries excluded, but you gotta eat those things in like 2 minutes or they lose their appeal).

Negative,  we don't have those up here.

Mc D's is on breakfast now though,  put then I'd have to put on pants and go get it.

We really need to get going on teleporter technology.

You don't need pants in the drive thru...is what I've heard.


They'd see right down into the car though,  I can't get food if they're all too scared or sick to come back to the window.
 
2014-07-03 04:51:06 AM

GungFu: [peterlorimer.files.wordpress.com image 488x364]

'We're looking for our children. Have you seen our children? What do they look like? They look tasty.'


All those chickens need now is little protest signs saying "Eat More Hamburger".
 
2014-07-03 04:54:53 AM

neongoats: Radioactive Ass: Jack in the Box

I wish they would creep into my city. Only for the tacos. For me Jack in the Box is all about the tacos.


Don't feel bad they're not in the Chicago market either.
/Never understood why them and Sonic(2 stores here) even waste money advertising here.
 
2014-07-03 09:16:23 AM
Teabaggers immediately farked it to death
 
2014-07-03 12:03:23 PM
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\was it Cousin Boneless?
 
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