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(Uproxx)   Ooohhhhh...Pteracuda   (uproxx.com) divider line 27
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2014-07-02 09:43:14 AM  
37.media.tumblr.com

What is this? I don't even...
 
2014-07-02 09:53:10 AM  
I'm so glad they canceled MST3K for this stuff. Think of all the guys with a semester of AfterEffects under their belt now have jobs thanks to these films.
 
2014-07-02 12:49:57 PM  
*plays awesome guitar solo*
 
2014-07-02 01:44:35 PM  
Thanks for the earworm.
 
2014-07-02 01:57:57 PM  
I wonder when Scify will remake 'Spacehunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone'.
 
2014-07-02 01:59:45 PM  
I thought it was a petrofied fish.

I was all like, what is this, I'm not afraid of a rock fish, get outta here.
 
2014-07-02 02:01:57 PM  
Sharks are brutes but barracuda are evil bastards. Those farkers will track you and woe be to ye who has shiny d-rings on your BCD.
 
2014-07-02 02:08:58 PM  
Pteracuda....if sharks can fly, why not barracudas crawling out of rocks?
 
2014-07-02 02:09:19 PM  
Barracuda is a riff every metal guy kicks themselves for not writing.  Very underrated lick.
 
2014-07-02 02:16:39 PM  

Rhypskallion: I wonder when Scify will remake 'Spacehunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone'.



I actually liked that movie.  Granted, I haven't seen it since I was 13...
 
2014-07-02 02:18:44 PM  
Silly, silly fools.
 
2014-07-02 02:24:12 PM  
RatMaster999:
I actually liked that movie.  Granted, I haven't seen it since I was 13...

That's when I saw it for the first time.  Don't see it again.
 
2014-07-02 03:16:36 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Barracuda is a riff every metal guy kicks themselves for not writing.  Very underrated lick.


Agreed, all it needs is a little distortion.  That's why I like the Alice In Chains cover so much.
 
2014-07-02 03:20:34 PM  
You know, I think I'd dig these terrible SyFy monster movies if they cut down on the CGI stuff and started using miniatures, old-school Godzilla movie style. Too bad that's too expensive but at least they'd be upholding a tradition along with making movies to get sloshed out of your mind while watching.
 
2014-07-02 03:21:56 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Sharks are brutes but barracuda are evil bastards. Those farkers will track you and woe be to ye who has shiny d-rings on your BCD.


Sounds like they should have crossed the barracuda with a modern land-based predator like the tiger then. Tigercuda, I think that works a lot better than pteracuda.
 
2014-07-02 03:33:28 PM  
They better find a way to being back Eric Roberts for it. He was the best thing about the first one.
 
2014-07-02 04:15:48 PM  
i cant wait for Elephino vs Jackalope/Taun-taun.  it'll be increditastic.

ts2.mm.bing.net

www.chuckstoyland.com
 
2014-07-02 05:04:24 PM  
Eric Roberts must be contemplating eating a gun. Or playing Rob Ford.
 
2014-07-02 05:06:02 PM  

The Flexecutioner: i cant wait for Elephino vs Jackalope/Taun-taun.  it'll be increditastic.


The Elephino has two sets of ears. That's clearly wrong.
 
2014-07-02 05:09:10 PM  
Damn it GTA SA flashbacks
 
2014-07-02 05:40:06 PM  
In all fairness, as far as SkyFy Channel movies that involve mixing two animals and then making a pun for the title goes, Pteracuda is one of them.
 
2014-07-02 08:32:21 PM  

Sybarite: [37.media.tumblr.com image 700x394]

What is this? I don't even...


Yeah, SyFy's best CGI monster battle was in "Mega Python vs Gatoroid"

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-02 09:00:26 PM  

Rhypskallion: RatMaster999:
I actually liked that movie.  Granted, I haven't seen it since I was 13...

That's when I saw it for the first time.  Don't see it again.


Eh, it's watchable. It was obviously a schlocky sci-fi flick when I was a kid, and nothing changed about that.

/I ain't eatin' no dog.
 
2014-07-02 09:27:57 PM  
Fantastic headline.  I laughed aloud.  A++.  would read again.
 
2014-07-02 11:53:13 PM  

The Flexecutioner: i cant wait for Elephino vs Jackalope/Taun-taun.  it'll be increditastic.

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 479x344]

[www.chuckstoyland.com image 822x525]


My money is still for "Insectopotamus".
 
2014-07-03 09:15:03 AM  

Mugato: I'm so glad they canceled MST3K for this stuff. Think of all the guys with a semester of AfterEffects under their belt now have jobs thanks to these films.


Rifftrax is doing Sharknado live on the 10th. Check it out.
 
2014-07-03 03:08:12 PM  

JolobinSmokin: I thought it was a petrofied fish.

I was all like, what is this, I'm not afraid of a rock fish, get outta here.


funkst.com
 
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