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(New York Daily News)   Knife-wielding homeless man arrested outside Good Morning America for trying to break in and kill Michael Strahan   (nydailynews.com) divider line 46
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2014-07-02 07:32:16 AM  
Knows nothing about this. Sure it happened?   upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-02 09:32:52 AM  
It's a shame to see how far Donovan McNabb has fallen
 
2014-07-02 09:36:18 AM  
and this is a bad thing?
what is he ?
some kind of national treasure?
did he sure cancer?
did he get his teef fixed?
 
2014-07-02 09:37:19 AM  
I love that they managed to work both "nut" and "sack" into the first sentence of the article. That's as far as I was able to make myself read though. Maybe I missed out on some other fun.
 
2014-07-02 09:37:42 AM  
Are you sure he just wasn't returning Strahan's toothpick?
 
2014-07-02 09:37:46 AM  
He was looking for a knife sharpener.
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.chefscatalog.com
Just drag it through the gap.
 
2014-07-02 09:38:27 AM  
Michael, Andre Johnson wants to kill you.

www.brothersonsports.com
 
2014-07-02 09:41:46 AM  
I think somebody wasn't thinking this through very well.... I'll just be your average run of the mill insane guy... let me go out in broad daylight and attack a recently retired all-pro NFL Defensive End with a Super Bowl title.... hmmm I don't know why they didn't just leave him alone with Michael, and let him address the situation as he saw fit...
 
2014-07-02 09:43:38 AM  
Odd, I just saw that homeless guy at this bar the other night.
 
2014-07-02 09:44:43 AM  
Next up. Obama issues an executive order banning open carry butter knives
 
2014-07-02 09:47:37 AM  
Matt Lauer is probably a softer target.
 
2014-07-02 09:48:30 AM  
Evidently I've been living under a rock, I had no idea that he was a morning host until the other day. I was trapped in a doctor's waiting room, and my phone battery was on fumes, so there was nothing else to do but watch TV. Surprisingly, for a morning show host, he's not terrible.

/CSB
//now back to our teeth jokes thread
 
2014-07-02 09:49:03 AM  

cwolf20: Next up. Obama issues an executive order banning open carry butter knives


Previously: conservative "wit" makes statement that is uproariously funny in his echo chamber but reflects nothing of we know as reality.
 
2014-07-02 09:49:07 AM  
If it had been a gun, he would likely have killed half a dozen people.

/wheeeee!
 
2014-07-02 09:49:15 AM  
We'll never forget you, Brent.
 
2014-07-02 09:49:38 AM  
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2014-07-02 09:52:10 AM  

cwolf20: Next up. Obama issues an executive order banning open carry butter knives


Well, that didn't take long to go completely off topic to guns and Obama.

I'm not even mad. That's impressive.
 
2014-07-02 09:56:27 AM  
This happens all the time to media outlets.

CSB time:
I fielded a call just this last week from some homeless woman jacked up on paint thinner who spent 25 minutes regaling me with the story of how her life has been intentionally ruined by a particularly infamous local radio personality. I tried politely explaining that we were not the station he works at but it made no difference to her as she proceeded to explain how this DJ had been paying people to scan her thoughts and break into her trailer just so he could mock her on-air. Things reached a climax once she outright told me she "only had a record for huffing paint," that it was everyone else around her who was dealing heroin, and how the DJ had supposedly paid people to "blow up her well" and force her out of her trailer.

I nearly lost it when she complained the owners of the motel she was shacked up in told her not to go outside because she was scaring the other customers.

/youdontsay.nickcage
 
2014-07-02 09:56:58 AM  
I wonder if he is even aware of who he was attempting to attack.
A simple knife would likely just bent like a stick of butter against that dude.
 
2014-07-02 09:57:55 AM  
Strahan...meh
Eldrick...thpt
 
2014-07-02 09:59:27 AM  
And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and their dog.. and that dik in the neckerchief.

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2014-07-02 10:05:25 AM  

durbnpoisn: I wonder if he is even aware of who he was attempting to attack.
A simple knife would likely just bent like a stick of butter against that dude.


Dunno why that reminded me of these two adversaries.
www.animationartwork.com


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2014-07-02 10:05:44 AM  
he's not homeless any longer
 
2014-07-02 10:09:04 AM  

durbnpoisn: I wonder if he is even aware of who he was attempting to attack.
A simple knife would likely just bent like a stick of butter against that dude.


Then, it reminded me of this:25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-02 10:10:18 AM  
Was the knife-welding homeless man Vincent Gallo by any chance?
 
2014-07-02 10:12:00 AM  
Any innocent bystanders stabbed? ABC on lockdown? Standoff with the police?
 
2014-07-02 10:12:44 AM  
I'll bet he was jealous of Michael's tooth gap. It's understandable.
 
2014-07-02 10:13:01 AM  
Michael Strahan is the sweetest man to ever live... why would anyone ever want to harm a hair on the head of that angel sent from Heaven?
 
2014-07-02 10:16:22 AM  
a crazy ranting black guy in NYC. You dont see that too often.
 
2014-07-02 10:20:21 AM  

bidness: Michael Strahan is the sweetest man to ever live... why would anyone ever want to harm a hair on the head of that angel sent from Heaven?


I keep thinking that some frustrated orthodontist is going to jump him with a chloroform rag one of these days..............
 
2014-07-02 10:22:47 AM  

LemSkroob: a crazy ranting black guy in NYC. You dont see that too often.


The rent's too damn high?
 
2014-07-02 10:24:46 AM  
I guess retirement isn't working out so well for Regis
 
2014-07-02 10:24:57 AM  
theonlinephotographer.typepad.com
 
2014-07-02 10:34:48 AM  
To be fair, it's something we all want to do.
 
2014-07-02 10:36:55 AM  

LemSkroob: a crazy ranting black guy in NYC. You dont see that too often.


Well, Bloomberg does have more free time now.
 
2014-07-02 10:59:52 AM  
The guards should have given the nutter one free shot at Strahan, in order to allow him to set the single-season record for Michael Strahan stabbings.
 
2014-07-02 11:02:19 AM  
Look, we get it.  Smart people are more valuable to society and get more money and can afford more health care and a better status of life.
 
2014-07-02 11:15:15 AM  
I've seen Strahan on GMA.  The homeless guy is right.
 
2014-07-02 11:15:59 AM  

cwolf20: Next up. Obama issues an executive order banning open carry butter knives


Spoons
 
2014-07-02 11:17:10 AM  

WelldeadLink: [theonlinephotographer.typepad.com image 500x822]


Judging by the size of that sword, that is a very small man.
 
2014-07-02 11:21:53 AM  

pueblonative: cwolf20: Next up. Obama issues an executive order banning open carry butter knives

Previously: conservative "wit" makes statement that is uproariously funny in his echo chamber but reflects nothing of we know as reality.


I honestly don't care. I didn't when I typed it and posted. And now I bid adieu and bow out of the topic.
 
2014-07-02 11:40:43 AM  
What's Tiki's alibi?
 
2014-07-02 11:41:17 AM  
Must have been a former Giants season ticket holder
 
2014-07-02 12:04:44 PM  
Who was the one guy on the Giants that picked fights with other players, and usually won?  Can't recall who he was.

On the episode of A Football Life about Michael Strahan, they discussed how this dude picked a fight with him.   Strahan tried to warn the guy off, but he wouldn't back down.

So Strahan proceeded to kick this guy's ass in a big way.  A bunch of the other players were interviewed about the incident, and they all said they *never* would've thought Strahan would come out on top.
 
2014-07-02 02:55:42 PM  
When a blade comes into the picture, everything changes. That's why cops don't even bother, despite how many hours of MA training they've had, to try to disarm knife-wielders. They are tools designed to cut soft materials including meat and when all is said and done, we are basically meat. One cut artery and within no more than a few seconds the strongest man in the world may become the weakest man in the world shortly followed by being the deadest man in the world.
 
2014-07-02 07:42:01 PM  
But what news of Howard Stern's penis?
 
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