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(WFSB Connecticut)   "I'm a doctor, can I check your body for ticks?" might work in a bar, but not on a playground   (wfsb.com) divider line 7
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2014-07-03 01:46:40 AM
3 votes:
What if my fetish isn't for fondling little kids, but for getting the shiat beat out of me by angry parents?
2014-07-03 12:47:31 AM
2 votes:
Then I guess saying "I'm a doctor, can I check your body for tits" is right out.
2014-07-03 03:59:08 AM
1 votes:
Remember to look in the vagoo as well for ticks!
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/I can't find a shot of him when he's under her gown in the elevator looking for it
//I'd love to go under her gown
2014-07-03 03:03:04 AM
1 votes:
This must be the second in Fark's 4-part series: "4Chan is leaking into the real world."
2014-07-03 02:13:34 AM
1 votes:
This could work.

There has been a number of times, as I sit on the playground swing, waiting for my wife to get out of grade school, that I thought to myself; Man, if I just had someone to check me out, for the ticks.

It's a shame that so many people are against the small, independent business person. Requiring them to conform to unnecessary rules, and regulations, like getting licenses, permits, wearing trousers, and paying taxes.

I blame Bush. That's where I got crabs.
2014-07-03 01:52:40 AM
1 votes:
www.laughparty.com

My doctor must be branching out.
/good for him
2014-07-03 12:56:31 AM
1 votes:
Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

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