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(WFSB Connecticut)   "I'm a doctor, can I check your body for ticks?" might work in a bar, but not on a playground   (wfsb.com) divider line 38
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2014-07-02 11:37:17 PM  
Re: using that line oneself on an eligible adult, unless she or he or it responds "Sure, just give me your name and medical license number first so I can tell the State Board what you said" then no
 
2014-07-03 12:47:31 AM  
Then I guess saying "I'm a doctor, can I check your body for tits" is right out.
 
2014-07-03 12:51:48 AM  
A new kind of tick. It goes, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
It was okay though, because he knew the Wallet Inspector.
 
2014-07-03 12:56:31 AM  
Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

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2014-07-03 01:02:18 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

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August 23rd cannot come fast enough. I hope that Peter Capaldi can live up to the legacy of Matt Smith and David Tenant--but Christopher Eccleston was ten kinds of meh.
 
2014-07-03 01:04:18 AM  
img.xcitefun.net
 
2014-07-03 01:13:35 AM  

4tehsnowflakes: Re: using that line oneself on an eligible adult, unless she or he or it responds "Sure, just give me your name and medical license number first so I can tell the State Board what you said" then no


And then your Lyme disease goes undiagnosed and you suffer horribly. HAHAHAHA.

/although most likely not
 
2014-07-03 01:15:31 AM  
When will these guys learn the stethoscope makes the doctor!
 
2014-07-03 01:16:21 AM  
You...must go to interesting bars.
 
2014-07-03 01:25:34 AM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-07-03 01:29:40 AM  
Define "work".
 
2014-07-03 01:34:38 AM  
"I talk to them about it, we took a book out at the library," B.G. Ebbin said. "I always tell them 'don't go with anyone you don't know.'"


If you need a book to teach your kids to not go with strangers, you are retarded.
 
2014-07-03 01:46:40 AM  
What if my fetish isn't for fondling little kids, but for getting the shiat beat out of me by angry parents?
 
2014-07-03 01:52:08 AM  

maram500: Hector Remarkable: Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

[img.fark.net image 160x160]

August 23rd cannot come fast enough. I hope that Peter Capaldi can live up to the legacy of Matt Smith and David Tenant--but Christopher Eccleston was ten kinds of meh.


WTF?

I mean, no, he wasn't as good as Tenant, and Smith was the BEST DOCTOR EVAR, with Tom Baker being a close second, but he's up there as far as good Doctors go.

And yeah, I'm hoping Capaldi is good.
 
2014-07-03 01:52:24 AM  

fusillade762: Define "work".


Right.  Taking the statement unemotionally and examining it, it would actually be quite a bit more probable to accomplish your goals with that line at a playground.

I believe bar patrons would be too savvy to the trick.  However, you may be hot and she may be drunk. As for me, even beer goggles can't make me look good.  heh.
 
2014-07-03 01:52:40 AM  
www.laughparty.com

My doctor must be branching out.
/good for him
 
2014-07-03 02:13:34 AM  
This could work.

There has been a number of times, as I sit on the playground swing, waiting for my wife to get out of grade school, that I thought to myself; Man, if I just had someone to check me out, for the ticks.

It's a shame that so many people are against the small, independent business person. Requiring them to conform to unnecessary rules, and regulations, like getting licenses, permits, wearing trousers, and paying taxes.

I blame Bush. That's where I got crabs.
 
2014-07-03 02:22:14 AM  
You know Billy, toys aren't the only choking hazard for small children.

c.avsim.su
 
2014-07-03 03:03:04 AM  
This must be the second in Fark's 4-part series: "4Chan is leaking into the real world."
 
2014-07-03 03:14:10 AM  
img841.imageshack.us


/got nothing and DRTFA
 
2014-07-03 03:33:21 AM  
Article took a little while to load up the pictures and initially the photo part of this ad was the only thing I saw on the page. 

s1.2mdn.net
 
2014-07-03 03:40:15 AM  

DarkVader: maram500: Hector Remarkable: Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

[img.fark.net image 160x160]

August 23rd cannot come fast enough. I hope that Peter Capaldi can live up to the legacy of Matt Smith and David Tenant--but Christopher Eccleston was ten kinds of meh.

WTF?

I mean, no, he wasn't as good as Tenant, and Smith was the BEST DOCTOR EVAR, with Tom Baker being a close second, but he's up there as far as good Doctors go.

And yeah, I'm hoping Capaldi is good.


OK, OK. Eccleston wasn't absolutely awful--he did introduce us to the sexiness that is Captain Jack, and we all remember that scene where he pulls a blaster from where you don't want to know.

But who would be the absolute worst Doctor, then...?
 
2014-07-03 03:52:36 AM  
FTFA: "I talk to them about it, we took a book out at the library," B.G. Ebbin said. "I always tell them 'don't go with anyone you don't know.'"

img2.imagesbn.com
 
2014-07-03 03:59:08 AM  
Remember to look in the vagoo as well for ticks!
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

/I can't find a shot of him when he's under her gown in the elevator looking for it
//I'd love to go under her gown
 
2014-07-03 05:42:10 AM  
I only live a few miles away from this creepiness. I really do hope he gets caught.
 
2014-07-03 05:44:15 AM  
Ha! The hell it doesn't!
 
2014-07-03 06:21:24 AM  

Rhino_man: This must be the second in Fark's 4-part series: "4Chan is leaking into the real world."




What's a 4chan?
 
2014-07-03 07:06:14 AM  
That's why I keep my own personal Ox Pecker for times like this
 
2014-07-03 07:20:15 AM  

GungFu: FTFA: "I talk to them about it, we took a book out at the library," B.G. Ebbin said. "I always tell them 'don't go with anyone you don't know.'"

[img2.imagesbn.com image 260x392]


Oooh, is it a picture book on how to recognize the "pedo stache?"

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-03 08:04:28 AM  

Slam1263: This could work.

There has been a number of times, as I sit on the playground swing, waiting for my wife to get out of grade school, that I thought to myself; Man, if I just had someone to check me out, for the ticks.

It's a shame that so many people are against the small, independent business person. Requiring them to conform to unnecessary rules, and regulations, like getting licenses, permits, wearing trousers, and paying taxes.

I blame Bush. That's where I got crabs.


I thought child brides were illegal in the US?
 
2014-07-03 08:15:31 AM  

DarkVader: and Smith was the BEST DOCTOR EVAR, with Tom Baker being a close second


WRONG! No one beats Tom Baker!!

/Smith was pretty damn good, though, true...

maram500: But who would be the absolute worst Doctor, then...?


For me, it's Grumpy Grandpa Doctor: William Hartnell... I mean, I suppose you have to respect him for trailblazing and popularizing it enough to keep it going, but damn I can't stand to watch his episodes! Them being in B&W doesn't help, but it's not just that; I like Patrick Troughton and his episodes are all B&W too...
 
2014-07-03 08:28:42 AM  
Better investigate one of the reporters. HIS name? Rob POLANSKI. maybe he has his uncle's "tics".
 
2014-07-03 08:33:26 AM  
I've seen this line used in my running club after forest trail runs.  It's cool.  Everyone is a grown up, and I don't think anyone has tried to pass themself off as a doctor.
 
2014-07-03 08:56:59 AM  

maram500: Hector Remarkable: Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

[img.fark.net image 160x160]

August 23rd cannot come fast enough. I hope that Peter Capaldi can live up to the legacy of Matt Smith and David Tenant--but Christopher Eccleston was ten kinds of meh.


THEHELLYOUSAY
Suh, I say suh...them's fightin words. And I won't stand for it.
Smith got tiresome. Fast. Tenant is good, but eccleston will forever and always be *my* doctor.
 
2014-07-03 09:54:40 AM  
Is Brad Paisley on tour?
 
2014-07-03 10:00:56 AM  
That monster! Blue sport jacket with brown pants? What is this world coming to?
 
2014-07-03 11:27:19 AM  

Bonobo62: What if my fetish isn't for fondling little kids, but for getting the shiat beat out of me by angry parents?


I wept.  Gentleman and a scholar.
 
2014-07-03 05:41:59 PM  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OctrGD4JW8U

Brad Paisley used this line...
 
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