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(The Smoking Gun)   Douchenozzle 'heir' to 'half of Manhattan' not who he says he is, he's just some punk ass NYC student from Jersey   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 24
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2014-07-02 04:35:30 PM  
I don't really get it.

1) Drunk man in video asserts that he's important.
2) Camera guy in video says he's not.

Got that? Good.

3) World finds out that drunk guy is not important
4) Which is why he's now important?


It's odd that the article even links to a song and dance number that the guy did. It makes me wonder if the whole thing was staged so that the original "drunk man in video" can have publicity.
 
2014-07-02 05:42:21 PM  
NYU, not NYC.
 
2014-07-02 05:42:42 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't really get it....It makes me wonder if the whole thing was staged so that the original "drunk man in video" can have publicity.


Every time I see some celeb acting up, getting arrested, being thrown out of somewhere nowadays, I assume it's this.
 
2014-07-02 05:48:31 PM  
OK, I guess I'm out of the loop here.  Why does this even have a follow-up?  Was there a shortage of drunk assholes filmed by chuckle-heads all of a sudden?
 
2014-07-02 05:57:01 PM  
Thanks for the followup. My life is now complete.
 
2014-07-02 05:59:38 PM  
I'm drunk and stupid right now, so in getting a kick...wait...wut...
 
2014-07-02 06:02:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-02 06:03:46 PM  
Who?  What?  What am I reading about?
 
2014-07-02 06:06:34 PM  
This time it REALLY isn't news.
 
2014-07-02 06:09:24 PM  
Some drunk guy acting like a douche is news?

In defense of the drunk, at least he wasn't the person that decided to make this news.
 
2014-07-02 06:09:57 PM  
Ah, a Yeshiva school kid.

Why am I not surprised.
 
2014-07-02 06:15:52 PM  
Motherfarking THIS !!!

Enemabag Jones: Some drunk guy acting like a douche is news?

In defense of the drunk, at least he wasn't the person that decided to make this news.

 
2014-07-02 06:36:18 PM  
So his claim is slightly more legitimate than any that the US government makes in the aftermath of SCOTUS having institutionalized state religion?
 
2014-07-02 06:53:23 PM  
Many of us have acted stupid and said some horribly regrettable things while drunk. I know I have. I'm so glad that we didn't have smartphones when I was in college.
 
2014-07-02 07:03:31 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Many of us have acted stupid and said some horribly regrettable things while drunk. I know I have. I'm so glad that we didn't have smartphones when I was in college.


Oh boy, so much this. Thissiest this that ever thissed.

/still clueless but can't drink as much any more
 
2014-07-02 07:27:01 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Many of us have acted stupid and said some horribly regrettable things while drunk. I know I have. I'm so glad that we didn't have smartphones when I was in college.


SO MUCH THIS, and then some.
 
2014-07-02 07:27:36 PM  
Why did I read that as one of the Deschanel sisters?
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-02 07:39:53 PM  
FTA: "NYU's Class of 2017"

Ohh really?
 
2014-07-02 07:41:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Atomic Spunk: Many of us have acted stupid and said some horribly regrettable things while drunk. I know I have. I'm so glad that we didn't have smartphones when I was in college.

SO MUCH THIS, and then some.


Absolutely. Thank Jebus all this tech didn't come out 10-20 years earlier.
 
2014-07-02 08:08:58 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Atomic Spunk: Many of us have acted stupid and said some horribly regrettable things while drunk. I know I have. I'm so glad that we didn't have smartphones when I was in college.

SO MUCH THIS, and then some.


I have some embarrassing cave paintings from when I was in college.
 
2014-07-02 08:45:48 PM  

AndreMA: So his claim is slightly more legitimate than any that the US government makes in the aftermath of SCOTUS having institutionalized state religion?


All you've done is proven you jave a third grade reading level. The hobby lobby decision isnt even close to your interpretation.
 
2014-07-02 09:13:53 PM  
If I found that I owned half of Manhattan, I'd give it back to the Indians. Whether they wanted it or not.
 
2014-07-02 11:00:30 PM  

MyRandomName: AndreMA: So his claim is slightly more legitimate than any that the US government makes in the aftermath of SCOTUS having institutionalized state religion?

All you've done is proven you jave a third grade reading level. The hobby lobby decision isnt even close to your interpretation.


The ruling applies to only that subset of religions that have a particular issue with contraception and leaves out those that object to transfusions, immunizations, etc. It favors some religions over others, in violation of the establishment clause. Where "jave" I misinterpreted?
 
2014-07-03 09:23:06 AM  

[ Sorry

This video does not exist ]



Somebody lawyered up.

/well to do NY/NJ folk lawyer up faster than most people tie their shoelaces
 
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