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(Miami Herald)   You know what's depressing? Having to go to the hospital to get treated for depression. You know what's even more depressing? Getting strangled by another patient while you're being treated   (miamiherald.com) divider line 14
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2014-07-02 01:52:19 AM  
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Sounds about right. I went to my AA meeting the other day and met some lovely new friends. After the meeting I took then all to the pub.
2014-07-02 01:10:59 AM  
2 votes:
Get Direct TV
2014-07-02 01:06:55 AM  
2 votes:
At least they found a cure for his depression.
2014-07-02 01:02:57 AM  
2 votes:
The hospital has remained continuously committed to assisting police, while also conducting a thorough internal review. The security and well-being of their patients, staff, and visitors remain of utmost importance and they are committed to providing care in a safe environment to the community they serve. They have extended their deepest sympathy to the family during this very difficult time.
The Marketing Director said so.
2014-07-02 12:56:01 AM  
2 votes:
Why you little...
2014-07-02 03:41:56 AM  
1 votes:

TheJoe03: You know, I support the 2nd amendment and don't believe in assault weapons bans (though I support much more strenuous background checks), but the gun nuts are making it hard to keep that position. One of the biggest collection of d bags, it's like they like any self awareness. They might be responsible for any future gun restrictions just because they give people douche chills.


Whoops, wrong thread!
2014-07-02 03:18:44 AM  
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worlddan: reveal101: I got was that most men went through with the suicide and very rarely did something stop men from actually doing it and getting help.

Let's me try and straighten this mythology out. Historically, men have tended to be more successful at suicides because they have chosen more lethal methods of suicide than females. This was because men are usually exposed to the implements of death and therefore are more knowledgeable about it. However, the internet has had a big impact on female's knowledge of lethal methods of killing. The result is that the rate of successful suicide has been steadily increasing among females.

It used to be thought that women's attempts were more likely to reflect a "call for help". We now know this isn't true and was simply a reflection of their ignorance.


So it was unfair and sexist to say they're attention whores. It's really just that they're stupid.

/[ducks]
2014-07-02 03:04:51 AM  
1 votes:
"What you here for?"

"Depression. You?"

"Anger Issues."

"Well that's stupid."
2014-07-02 02:49:00 AM  
1 votes:
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Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.
2014-07-02 02:47:57 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: At least they found a cure for his depression.


This

Plus, he was surrounded by a bunch of women who weren't happy even when they got what they claimed to want...

You SAID you didn't want him to be depressed anymore,...

Well he's not and you're still bellyaching.

/No wonder he was depressed.
2014-07-02 01:10:32 AM  
1 votes:
Strangling's what thumbs are for.
2014-07-02 01:01:21 AM  
1 votes:

The hospital homicide is an "isolated incident," Aventura police spokesman Sgt. Chris Goranitis said Monday.


Yeah, one patient killed another. But only in that one room, so yeah, pretty much isolated to that one area where we found the body.
2014-07-02 12:59:08 AM  
1 votes:
He was depressed, maybe he asked for it.

/it's not victim blaming when they want it.
2014-07-02 12:57:15 AM  
1 votes:
A man being treated for depression was killed at the hands of another patient. The victim's family is trying to understand how and why it happened.

They don't know how a person can be strangled?  The f&%k is wrong in that area?

And, if THEY don't know, maybe the person who did the killing didn't know either... just thought it was a back scratch favor and got all mixed up, carried away and discombobbulated.
 
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