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(The Week UK)   Ukraine orders Russia to return its combat dolphins. Wait, what?   (theweek.co.uk) divider line 47
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2014-07-01 09:00:30 PM  
What part don't you understand?

It's two words... "combat" and "dolphins."

Which one are you having trouble with subby?
 
2014-07-01 10:01:41 PM  
Free Willy?
 
2014-07-01 10:03:30 PM  
Combat... Or dolphins...My give a Fark just gave it's last shiat.
 
2014-07-01 10:03:50 PM  

zamboni: What part don't you understand?

It's two words... "combat" and "dolphins."

Which one are you having trouble with subby?


I didnt know that wierd is synonomous with the term "i dont understand"
 
2014-07-01 10:04:21 PM  
Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!
 
2014-07-01 10:06:12 PM  

Boo_Guy: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!


I'm glad I'm not the only one drinking on this thread.
 
2014-07-01 10:06:57 PM  
byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-07-01 10:09:20 PM  

Boo_Guy: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!


Glad this reference showed up here.
 
2014-07-01 10:09:28 PM  
tstoaddicts.files.wordpress.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-01 10:11:03 PM  
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-01 10:11:40 PM  
duh!!
 
2014-07-01 10:16:13 PM  
assault dolphins with high frequency clicks
 
2014-07-01 10:16:22 PM  
We have turtles.
shiftykid.com
 
2014-07-01 10:19:03 PM  
www.japanprobe.com
 
2014-07-01 10:21:19 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: assault dolphins with high frequency clicks


on a phone, clicks looks like dicks which is also accurate.
 
2014-07-01 10:21:53 PM  

Dalek Overdrive: We have turtles.
[shiftykid.com image 450x250]


Slow and steady wins the war.
 
2014-07-01 10:24:09 PM  

Kanemano: duh Doh!


You almost had it.
www.christerrell.com
Gotta be quicker than that.
 
2014-07-01 10:27:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-01 10:33:00 PM  

jwookie: Boo_Guy: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!

I'm glad I'm not the only one drinking on this thread.


I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
 
2014-07-01 10:38:40 PM  
The American ones escaped during that big wind.
 
2014-07-01 10:47:40 PM  
No, it was the Allied forces that had attack dolphins. The Russians had the squid.
 
2014-07-01 10:55:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-01 11:06:58 PM  
And here I thought it was just the name of the company, not their product!

accurateshooter.net
 
2014-07-01 11:17:11 PM  

nikku88: The American ones escaped during that big wind.


Hurricane Katrina. It was Hurricane Katrina.

My advice:  if you are swimming in the Gulf, stay away from dolphins. They may be armed and dangerous.
 
2014-07-01 11:18:04 PM  
Pure shiat, Jones.  It's clean.

/Christian White and His Aryan Reggae Band
 
2014-07-01 11:19:47 PM  
www.earthintransition.org
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www.incgamers.com
 
2014-07-01 11:24:19 PM  
 
2014-07-01 11:32:53 PM  
prettycleverfilms.com

Mawww! Maawww! Paawwww!
 
2014-07-01 11:44:45 PM  
It's just not right for Russia to force the Ukrainians to live a life devoid of porpoise.
 
2014-07-01 11:50:11 PM  
military bottlenose dolphins, sea lions and fur seals.

I'd heard of the military dolphins, but I didn't know they had weaponized sea lions and seals.
 
2014-07-01 11:52:00 PM  
where's the command and conquer references?!
 
2014-07-01 11:54:49 PM  

Flragnararch: where's the command and conquer references?!


Did you miss my post?
 
2014-07-01 11:58:13 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-01 11:59:32 PM  

Boo_Guy: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!


You just know that Putin's henchmen are working on this to be real. I think it's required in the supervillain handbook somewhere.
 
2014-07-02 12:07:52 AM  

strangeluck: Boo_Guy: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead-do your worst!

You just know that Putin's henchmen are working on this to be real. I think it's required in the supervillain handbook somewhere.


Right now the dogs just puke up a big wet pile of dead bees,  if any are alive the dogs eat them.

Progress on the project is moving slower than initially hoped.
 
2014-07-02 12:15:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-02 12:16:19 AM  
The US Navy has Marine Mammal Programs as well.

It is legalized animal cruelty and there isn't a god damned thing anyone can do about it. Yes, individuals and groups have already tried. And failed. Because national security.
 
2014-07-02 12:20:50 AM  
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Wanted for dolphinnapping, misuse of an underwater camera, and invasion of a female officer's privacy. Again.
 
2014-07-02 12:33:45 AM  

lake_huron: Pure shiat, Jones.  It's clean.

/Christian White and His Aryan Reggae Band


Poor old Jones is on the krokodil now.
 
2014-07-02 01:03:52 AM  
Russia, Homeland of Dolphin
 
2014-07-02 01:04:37 AM  

MechaPyx: Free Willy?


... Willy liberates you
 
2014-07-02 01:40:00 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: lake_huron: Pure shiat, Jones.  It's clean.

/Christian White and His Aryan Reggae Band

Poor old Jones is on the krokodil now.


Probably lost a flipper and still shooting up.
 
2014-07-02 02:46:41 AM  
I smell a movie here. Flipper Goes To Bootcamp
 
2014-07-02 04:32:15 AM  
Has anyone asked the dolphins how they feel about the situation?
 
2014-07-02 06:38:47 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Mawww! Maawww! Paawwww!


Interesting combination of username and reference.
 
2014-07-02 10:07:57 AM  
I'm sure others have too, but I once found myself floating smack-dab in the middle of a Marine training excercise utilizing their trained dolphins.

My mind was blown when I found out what they were doin....
 
2014-07-02 02:46:44 PM  
 
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