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(Daily Mail)   It took Triceratops a million years to get its horn. Don't wait that long; ask your doctor about Cialis   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-07-01 09:15:06 AM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-01 12:32:12 PM  
Good one, Subby
 
2014-07-01 03:18:20 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
He has his horns in his hands.
 
2014-07-01 05:40:21 PM  
But, if your horn is hard for more than 4 hours; you should call your doctor.

/ my dad was saying the other day that if his horn was hard for 4 hours; he'd call people to tell them
 
2014-07-01 05:42:15 PM  
So, we should tricialis?
 
2014-07-01 05:44:10 PM  
Interesting fact about the word cialis: many email filters will blocks emails that have the word "specialist" in it.

The more you know!
 
2014-07-01 05:45:58 PM  
How long did it take them to curse sudden but inevitable betrayals?
 
2014-07-01 05:46:22 PM  
Is this another paid link?
 
2014-07-01 05:46:58 PM  
dinosaur evolution

There are two words that will efficiently enrage young Earth creationists.
 
2014-07-01 05:48:15 PM  
Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.
 
2014-07-01 05:49:42 PM  

fusillade762: dinosaur evolution

There are two words that will efficiently enrage young Earth creationists.


I'd file that under 'facts to know' but facts is another word that enrages them :)
 
2014-07-01 05:54:22 PM  

black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.


static.uglyhedgehog.com
The best thing is it's real!
 
2014-07-01 05:54:28 PM  
Fine, but where can I get some human horn *today*?

/delivery from omicron persei 8 is slow
 
2014-07-01 05:57:15 PM  

fusillade762: dinosaur evolution

There are two words that will efficiently enrage young Earth creationists.


Good. Fark those idiots.
 
2014-07-01 06:00:19 PM  

iheartscotch: But, if your horn is hard for more than 4 hours; you should call your doctor.

/ my dad was saying the other day that if his horn was hard for 4 hours; he'd call people to tell them


If your horn stays hard for more than 4 million years, call more ladysaurs!
www.edguider.com
 
2014-07-01 06:01:46 PM  
How long did it take to get green alligators and long necked geese?
 
2014-07-01 06:06:32 PM  

8 inches: Interesting fact about the word cialis: many email filters will blocks emails that have the word "specialist" in it.

The more you know!


That's clbuttic!
 
2014-07-01 06:08:32 PM  

Slypork: black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.

[static.uglyhedgehog.com image 498x640]
The best thing is it's real!


I taught that to my 4.5 y.o. nephew recently, and he loves having his Stegosaurus defend itself from an Allosaurus with its thagomizer.  (But never from a T. rex, because they're non-contemporaneous.)
 
2014-07-01 06:08:58 PM  

Slypork: black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.

[static.uglyhedgehog.com image 498x640]
The best thing is it's real!


I worked in academia in the late 1980's / early 1990's and Far Side cartoons were everywhere. I'm glad he retired before he burned out.
 
2014-07-01 06:10:48 PM  

Erix: Slypork: black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.

[static.uglyhedgehog.com image 498x640]
The best thing is it's real!

I taught that to my 4.5 y.o. nephew recently, and he loves having his Stegosaurus defend itself from an Allosaurus with its thagomizer.  (But never from a T. rex, because they're non-contemporaneous.)


The kids TV show Land Of The Lost annoyed me as a kid for that very reason. But I forgave them because of my huge crush on Holly.
 
2014-07-01 06:13:34 PM  
I don't know why...

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Triceratops won't even fit in a bathtub.

/What IS up with the 2 bathtubs in the commercial?
//If it's working, shouldn't they be in the same bathtub?
 
2014-07-01 06:27:00 PM  

Erix: Slypork: black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.

[static.uglyhedgehog.com image 498x640]
The best thing is it's real!

I taught that to my 4.5 y.o. nephew recently, and he loves having his Stegosaurus defend itself from an Allosaurus with its thagomizer.  (But never from a T. rex, because they're non-contemporaneous.)


mrwgifs.com
 
2014-07-01 06:48:00 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-01 06:53:18 PM  
i629.photobucket.com

Hated that biatch
 
2014-07-01 07:27:03 PM  

8 inches: Interesting fact about the word cialis: many email filters will blocks emails that have the word "specialist" in it.

The more you know!


Specialists need to talk to therapists.
 
2014-07-01 07:29:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-01 07:40:27 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Erix: Slypork: black_knight: Wait. That was stegosaurus. Never mind.

[static.uglyhedgehog.com image 498x640]
The best thing is it's real!

I taught that to my 4.5 y.o. nephew recently, and he loves having his Stegosaurus defend itself from an Allosaurus with its thagomizer.  (But never from a T. rex, because they're non-contemporaneous.)

The kids TV show Land Of The Lost annoyed me as a kid for that very reason. But I forgave them because of my huge crush on Holly.


To be fair, asking for scientific accuracy from Sid and Marty Krofft is a bit silly.
 
2014-07-01 08:30:55 PM  

RamboBrite: Fine, but where can I get some human horn *today*?

/delivery from omicron persei 8 is slow


I see you have this covered. Thanks.
 
2014-07-01 09:14:01 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-01 09:43:19 PM  
"How the Triceratops Hot His Horns" a new 'Just So' story by Rudyard Kipling.
 
2014-07-01 09:50:13 PM  
Nice one, subs!
 
2014-07-01 10:45:22 PM  

bhcompy: Hated that biatch


Wait... how could you bust on Cera?
 
2014-07-01 11:04:51 PM  
Wasn't this published about a decade ago?  I swear I've ready the book this is from.
 
2014-07-01 11:10:32 PM  
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
sigh, do i have to do everything around here????
 
2014-07-02 02:06:26 AM  

upndn: bhcompy: Hated that biatch

Wait... how could you bust on Cera?


Wut?

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-07-02 03:26:35 AM  
Triceratops horridus from Hell Creek? Sounds like he wasn't to be messed with...
 
2014-07-02 12:00:45 PM  
Interesting fact.

The amount of time between when the last tyrannosaurus died and now is less than between when the last triceratops and the first tyrannosaurus lived.
 
2014-07-02 07:04:33 PM  
I'll make the mystery simple.
One day=1000 yrs,
The Triceratops got his horn in just under 3 monkey years,
about the average for said dino to reach puberty.
 
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