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(Local6)   Cleaning fluid accidentally packaged in cartons of fat-free milk that ended up at an elementary school   (local6.com) divider line 74
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2004-02-12 10:55:45 PM
Chan. 6 again? Ratings are really important
 
2004-02-12 10:59:36 PM
Agamoto: It may reduce streaking in the lunchroom, but it will increase streaking in the bathroom!
 
2004-02-12 11:08:06 PM
I had no idea anyone on here had ever heard of NMH...Opinion of Fark goes up by a few points...

Same here, Helluo! :) Now if I find any Of Montreal fans, I'll be very happy.
 
2004-02-12 11:12:22 PM
heh, well by association i suppose...i'm deeply invested in the e6 collective...
 
2004-02-12 11:14:44 PM
I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!
 
2004-02-12 11:24:57 PM
lol.
 
2004-02-12 11:26:49 PM
Who would drink milk anyway? It's not healthy.

/milk...it...IGN
 
2004-02-12 11:30:47 PM
I always gave my chocolate milk to the fat kid.

After I spit in it, of course.
 
2004-02-12 11:30:56 PM
trixieventura

you've found one, baby
 
2004-02-12 11:33:56 PM
 
2004-02-12 11:51:07 PM
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?


Prophets!
 
2004-02-13 12:04:25 AM
had a kid in my spanish class in 8th grade who got suspended for putting bleach in the teacher's water bottle...
/got nada
 
2004-02-13 12:38:17 AM
Got cleaning fluid?

/obvious
 
2004-02-13 02:08:26 AM
tastes like burning
 
2004-02-13 02:51:46 AM
It probably tastes better then regular non-fat milk
 
2004-02-13 03:07:42 AM
Anybody remember the Dead Milkmen Song "Bleach Boys"

BLEACH BOYS
i've got some buddies and we all drink bleach you know we practice what we preach we're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys trashed on beers or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers i wanna drink bleach with a georgia peach my pals and i all drink clorox or eat snowy bleach right out of the box teenage suicide rate's shot high and we understand the reasons why bleach does more than whitens socks don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys, baby? in a world where ministers murder golf pros don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? maybe there'll be a part at the beach we'll biatch about life and chugalug bleach no one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk i've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk i wanna die with clorox within reach i'm very proud of the respect i've earned and my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned bleach keeps you young so i've been told cause no one who drinks it lives to get old drink it with a chaser was the first thing that i learned don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby? in a world where midgets run for mayor don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? i had 26 friends in the beginning but now it seems our numbers are thinning some people drive fast, others love to bet still others snort coke in a private jet but drinking bleach is my way of winning don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby? in a world where welders own our schools don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach i am so bored! i am so bored!
 
2004-02-13 03:10:53 AM
I'm glad I'm lactose intolerant
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-02-13 07:48:57 AM
One ingredient is hydrogen peroxide...

I'm imagining a classroom of elementary school kids foaming at the mouth. Should be good for a few laughs. Or lawsuits.

In fifth grade I got a carton of chocolate milk that must have been sitting around for a year. I'd have preferred peroxide.
 
2004-02-13 08:34:42 AM
Why is it, we always put in the "corrective actions" after the damn accident? Can't we look at a process or system and write procedures that cover the situation BEFORE the event?
We are too damn lazy to anticipate.
But we want $5.00/hr labor without unions too. So we hire people who can't read or can't speak english and we to on.
Wal-Mart probably owns this milk packaging facility.
 
2004-02-13 09:16:53 AM
Kids actually drink skim milk?
 
2004-02-13 10:29:57 AM
I'm surprised they even noticed it considering it was supposed to be skim milk...might as well be cleaning fluid
 
2004-02-13 10:51:54 AM
Wait...they have *schools* in Alabama?
 
2004-02-13 03:32:21 PM
Corrective measures have been taken to ensure the mistake will not happen again, Tidmore said Thursday.

yea, they fired the stoned cleaning guy
 
2004-02-13 11:56:51 PM
heh, well by association i suppose...i'm deeply invested in the e6 collective...
 
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