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(The Smoking Gun)   Don't look so surprised: it's time for another Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 104
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2014-06-30 08:08:17 PM  
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2014-06-30 08:27:20 PM  
I'll take a number 2.

Lot of neck beards this week. Good.
 
2014-06-30 08:29:06 PM  
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2014-06-30 09:18:11 PM  
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2014-06-30 09:20:29 PM  
It's been all downhill for Brad Pitt since 12 Years a Slave.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-30 09:39:30 PM  
What's with teenagers with comb-overs?
 
2014-06-30 09:56:48 PM  
Join the New Neckbeard Army and wear the stylish hair helmut.

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And a ginger to boot.
 
2014-06-30 09:57:57 PM  

blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.
 
2014-06-30 09:58:12 PM  
That should be hair helmet.  Maybe his name is Helmut.
 
2014-06-30 10:00:02 PM  

fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.


Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.
 
2014-06-30 10:00:46 PM  

djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.


But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?
 
2014-06-30 10:02:55 PM  

djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


Then it's butt peeing time.
 
2014-06-30 10:04:58 PM  
#2 is hot but #3 would be more fun.  

The Ginger Swirliehead scares me
 
2014-06-30 10:05:55 PM  
Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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2014-06-30 10:07:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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Extra holes for more dicks?
 
2014-06-30 10:09:19 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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To express his unique individuality.

You probably wouldn't understand.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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Extra holes for more dicks?


His mom drank while pregnant.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:36 PM  
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Nice beard, Pontius.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:39 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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Self loathing?
 
2014-06-30 10:11:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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images.tvrage.com
 
2014-06-30 10:13:00 PM  
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a g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!?!
 
2014-06-30 10:13:27 PM  

djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


There are a lot of things wrong with Kim Kardashian, but her ass is not one of them.
 
2014-06-30 10:14:29 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-06-30 10:15:06 PM  
"And they say ' Gogerty, ya musn't drink'."Obsc?
 
2014-06-30 10:15:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Join the New Neckbeard Army and wear the stylish hair helmut.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]
And a ginger to boot.

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Conquistador a vulture sits
upon your silver shield
and in your rusty scabbard now
the sand has taken seed
 
2014-06-30 10:16:47 PM  
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papa can you hear me? papa can you see me?
 
2014-06-30 10:28:08 PM  

Pinner: djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?

Then it's butt peeing time.


I don't know what butt peeing is but in this case I'm all in.
 
2014-06-30 10:28:16 PM  
Penis goes where?

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Oh, you betcha!

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2014-06-30 10:30:28 PM  
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shiat...
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He looked all right to me.
 
2014-06-30 10:31:13 PM  

blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want
 
2014-06-30 10:33:24 PM  
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2014-06-30 10:33:36 PM  
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looking for a good time, sailor?

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2014-06-30 10:37:08 PM  
Arrested for public intoxication.


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Ya damn rite I'm drunk!

 
2014-06-30 10:39:04 PM  

DenisVengeance: Arrested for public intoxication.


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Ya damn rite I'm drunk!


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-30 10:40:05 PM  
i62.tinypic.com

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-30 10:42:03 PM  
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"No charges listed"

That hair looks like it could hold quite a charge.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-30 10:44:26 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want


Next time provide photographic evidence with your work!

img.fark.netwww.susannahoffs.com


Im thinking more Penelope Cruz myself:

projectshanks.com


/Want all of them either way!!!
 
2014-06-30 10:44:51 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Nice beard, Pontius.


THANK YOU

I was staring at that guy for like 3 minutes trying to figure out who he reminded me of.
 
2014-06-30 10:45:19 PM  
See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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2014-06-30 10:48:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]
[www.ncwaterman.com image 472x321]


Extremely hard to get this in a mugshot thread, but....

DONE IN ONE

/gud jorb
//turn out the lights
 
2014-06-30 10:48:43 PM  
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Whadda you mean?  I AM looking at you!
 
2014-06-30 10:49:37 PM  
#6 learned the hard way to not try to rape a woman on her period, she'll shove her tampons up your nose.

/I didn't learn this the hard way, I just knew it was a bad idea.
 
2014-06-30 10:51:53 PM  
So...  What is that thing around #7's head?
 
2014-06-30 10:52:20 PM  

zimbomba63: [img.fark.net image 600x750]
Whadda you mean?  I AM looking at you!


I knew a guy who's eyes were crossed like that, and I never could tell who he was talking to when there was a group.  He got pissed at me a lot, but I couldn't bring myself to explain my confusion.

/well, his eyes also shook.
 
2014-06-30 10:52:40 PM  
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2014-06-30 10:53:35 PM  

mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?


Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.
 
2014-06-30 10:53:56 PM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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Growing up in El Paso was around the Cholas, I would have a go with her but probably get shanked afterwards.

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2014-06-30 10:54:08 PM  

eas81: Forbidden Doughnut: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want

Next time provide photographic evidence with your work!

[img.fark.net image 700x875][www.susannahoffs.com image 460x345]


Im thinking more Penelope Cruz myself:

[projectshanks.com image 850x680]


/Want all of them either way!!!


www.thesmokinggun.com cdn.denofgeek.us

not quite the same look but she reminds me of amara karan
 
2014-06-30 10:56:25 PM  

lack of warmth: mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?

Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.


I thought they wired you up on the inside.
 
2014-06-30 10:56:48 PM  
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Little Heinrich wanted to grow up and join the Wehrmacht so badly, he'd even grown his own helmet
 
2014-06-30 10:57:36 PM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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No need to bring attention to the man-hands by chunking the deuce.
 
2014-06-30 11:00:54 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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They probably made him take out his gages if he was going into lockup.

CSB: I work part-time in a prison. One of my students had his ears and nose gaged. His ears droop to his shoulders now. The guy looks like a freaking beagle. The sides of his nose droop to past his upper lip.
 
2014-06-30 11:02:01 PM  

zimbomba63: lack of warmth: mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?

Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.

I thought they wired you up on the inside.


It reminds me of the metal neck braces used for broken necks, so that's why I guessed broken jaw.
 
2014-06-30 11:02:29 PM  

TomD9938: l.wigflip.com


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That's the BEST tattoos on eyelids i've EVER seen, ANYWHERE, ev4r!
 
2014-06-30 11:04:04 PM  
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Ok so I am curious is this a tranny or what?
 
2014-06-30 11:04:07 PM  
Just came to say #2 is my kind of party.
 
2014-06-30 11:11:33 PM  
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2014-06-30 11:11:35 PM  

HODOR!!!


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2014-06-30 11:11:47 PM  

Misconduc: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Ok so I am curious is this a tranny or what?


My standard reply to such questions: If you have to ask, the correct answer is irrelevant.
 
2014-06-30 11:22:09 PM  
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2014-06-30 11:23:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x750]


Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...
 
2014-06-30 11:25:55 PM  

proton: [i.imgur.com image 700x875]


This is amazing!

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x750]


My brain can't handle this.
 
2014-06-30 11:29:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x750]

Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...


Do you read Sutter Kane?
 
2014-06-30 11:39:06 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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No! I keep waiting to hear that they die getting their ear caught in some machine.
 
2014-06-30 11:39:31 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x750]

Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...

Do you read Sutter Kane?


Apparently not

/but I do know creepy when I see it
 
2014-06-30 11:51:26 PM  
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I was thinking Deborah Van Valkenburgh for some reason but I may be wrong.

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2014-07-01 12:00:40 AM  

Misconduc: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Ok so I am curious is this a tranny or what?


street knowledge:  if it has an 'apple'... it probably has a 'banana', too.
 
2014-07-01 12:01:28 AM  
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www.everythingaction.com
 
2014-07-01 12:01:55 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 600x750]



www.scuffletown.org
 
2014-07-01 12:30:05 AM  

proton: [i.imgur.com image 700x875]


I just pooped my brain a little
 
2014-07-01 12:36:09 AM  
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Two things never happened again...the Sisters never touched Andy again... And Boggs never walked again.
 
2014-07-01 12:37:08 AM  
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blogs.urbanoutfitters.com
 
2014-07-01 12:38:45 AM  
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This is the kind of hardware to you get when 3 guys with baseball bats go to town on your jaw. Every wire penetrating the skin is attached to a different piece of bone. He also has a blowout fracture of his left orbit as well as a zygomatic fracture on the left and he's missing his left upper teeth so he really got his face smushed.
 
2014-07-01 12:42:41 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:43:35 AM  

djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


Bring it!
 
2014-07-01 12:43:45 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:50:57 AM  
#2

Yes, please.
 
2014-07-01 01:14:08 AM  
No. 11 gets the Huntz Hall look-a-like award
 
2014-07-01 01:18:10 AM  

eas81: Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x667]

Growing up in El Paso was around the Cholas, I would have a go with her but probably get shanked afterwards.

[www.vanishingincmagic.com image 400x400][www.clubman.com image 392x382][media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 640x657]


I passed on the last one I had a chance with. Still looked good, but man, 5 farkin' kids she didn't pay enough attention to. No way I was dealing with that.
 
2014-07-01 01:19:39 AM  
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How many go in the stink?
 
2014-07-01 01:22:48 AM  
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2014-07-01 01:28:21 AM  
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2014-07-01 01:34:45 AM  
He needs a straw hat.


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2014-07-01 01:57:03 AM  

Misconduc: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Ok so I am curious is this a tranny or what?


It's a man baby!

/Laughing at the apple/banana comment!
 
2014-07-01 02:54:34 AM  
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2014-07-01 03:46:47 AM  

blwatts82: [img.fark.net image 500x624]


Two things never happened again...the Sisters never touched Andy again... And Boggs never walked again.


Why you, you, I mean, you, just

media.giphy.com
 
2014-07-01 04:25:38 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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Finger holders for jail bait?
 
2014-07-01 04:52:59 AM  
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i.imgur.com


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s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-01 04:59:03 AM  

DigitalCoffee: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shiat...

He looked all right to me.


You sir, had me almost choke on my breakfast. That's some funny shiat
 
2014-07-01 06:29:05 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?


So you have a place to hang things when your hands are busy.
 
2014-07-01 07:05:23 AM  

zeon:


LOL
 
2014-07-01 08:05:34 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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you know those hats that hold 2 beers and have a straw?
 
2014-07-01 08:09:06 AM  
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media2.giphy.com
 
2014-07-01 08:50:08 AM  
Nice round-up this week, too hard to choose which is my favorite.

dpaul007: [img.fark.net image 700x875]

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Well at least she is attractive.
 
2014-07-01 10:38:31 AM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]


At least they look fixable... I wasn't sure if you could ever fix something like that.
 
2014-07-01 10:40:53 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Nice beard, Pontius.


I was thinking more like "Grog" from the B.C. comic strip
 
2014-07-01 10:46:50 AM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x667]


I don't know if I would touch this one... she has that real craze craze look....
 
2014-07-01 11:06:12 AM  
He's seen shiat that'll turn you white.
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2014-07-01 11:07:41 AM  
There. Are. Four. Lights!
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2014-07-01 11:10:55 AM  
So easy even a caveman could do it. And then there's this guy....
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2014-07-01 11:16:54 AM  
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static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-07-01 11:20:08 AM  
Turk has been forced into a life of crime since scrubs stopped...

img.fark.net

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-01 05:25:44 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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What excites my interest is that they've now seen where it gets them, and yet they're  still doing it to themselves.
 
2014-07-01 05:33:55 PM  

OscarTamerz: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x564]
This is the kind of hardware to you get when 3 guys with baseball bats go to town on your jaw. Every wire penetrating the skin is attached to a different piece of bone. He also has a blowout fracture of his left orbit as well as a zygomatic fracture on the left and he's missing his left upper teeth so he really got his face smushed.


And here I thought it was a badass grill.
 
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