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2014-06-30 10:57:36 PM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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No need to bring attention to the man-hands by chunking the deuce.
 
2014-06-30 11:00:54 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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They probably made him take out his gages if he was going into lockup.

CSB: I work part-time in a prison. One of my students had his ears and nose gaged. His ears droop to his shoulders now. The guy looks like a freaking beagle. The sides of his nose droop to past his upper lip.
 
2014-06-30 11:02:01 PM  

zimbomba63: lack of warmth: mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?

Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.

I thought they wired you up on the inside.


It reminds me of the metal neck braces used for broken necks, so that's why I guessed broken jaw.
 
2014-06-30 11:02:29 PM  

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That's the BEST tattoos on eyelids i've EVER seen, ANYWHERE, ev4r!
 
2014-06-30 11:04:04 PM  
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Ok so I am curious is this a transformer or what?
 
2014-06-30 11:04:07 PM  
Just came to say #2 is my kind of party.
 
2014-06-30 11:11:33 PM  
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2014-06-30 11:11:35 PM  
HODOR!!!


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2014-06-30 11:11:47 PM  

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Ok so I am curious is this a transformer or what?


My standard reply to such questions: If you have to ask, the correct answer is irrelevant.
 
2014-06-30 11:22:09 PM  
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2014-06-30 11:23:56 PM  

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Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...
 
2014-06-30 11:25:55 PM  

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This is amazing!

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My brain can't handle this.
 
2014-06-30 11:29:21 PM  

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Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...


Do you read Sutter Kane?
 
2014-06-30 11:39:06 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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No! I keep waiting to hear that they die getting their ear caught in some machine.
 
2014-06-30 11:39:31 PM  

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Well, I ain't sleepin' tonight...

Do you read Sutter Kane?


Apparently not

/but I do know creepy when I see it
 
2014-06-30 11:51:26 PM  
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I was thinking Deborah Van Valkenburgh for some reason but I may be wrong.

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2014-07-01 12:00:40 AM  

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Ok so I am curious is this a transformer or what?


street knowledge:  if it has an 'apple'... it probably has a 'banana', too.
 
2014-07-01 12:01:28 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:01:55 AM  

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2014-07-01 12:30:05 AM  

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I just pooped my brain a little
 
2014-07-01 12:36:09 AM  
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Two things never happened again...the Sisters never touched Andy again... And Boggs never walked again.
 
2014-07-01 12:37:08 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:38:45 AM  
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This is the kind of hardware to you get when 3 guys with baseball bats go to town on your jaw. Every wire penetrating the skin is attached to a different piece of bone. He also has a blowout fracture of his left orbit as well as a zygomatic fracture on the left and he's missing his left upper teeth so he really got his face smushed.
 
2014-07-01 12:42:41 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:43:35 AM  

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Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


Bring it!
 
2014-07-01 12:43:45 AM  
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2014-07-01 12:50:57 AM  
#2

Yes, please.
 
2014-07-01 01:14:08 AM  
No. 11 gets the Huntz Hall look-a-like award
 
2014-07-01 01:18:10 AM  

eas81: Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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Growing up in El Paso was around the Cholas, I would have a go with her but probably get shanked afterwards.

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I passed on the last one I had a chance with. Still looked good, but man, 5 farkin' kids she didn't pay enough attention to. No way I was dealing with that.
 
2014-07-01 01:19:39 AM  
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How many go in the stink?
 
2014-07-01 01:22:48 AM  
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2014-07-01 01:28:21 AM  
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2014-07-01 01:34:45 AM  
He needs a straw hat.


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2014-07-01 01:57:03 AM  

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Ok so I am curious is this a transformer or what?


It's a man baby!

/Laughing at the apple/banana comment!
 
2014-07-01 02:54:34 AM  
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2014-07-01 03:46:47 AM  

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Two things never happened again...the Sisters never touched Andy again... And Boggs never walked again.


Why you, you, I mean, you, just

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2014-07-01 04:25:38 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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Finger holders for jail bait?
 
2014-07-01 04:52:59 AM  
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2014-07-01 04:59:03 AM  

DigitalCoffee: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shiat...

He looked all right to me.


You sir, had me almost choke on my breakfast. That's some funny shiat
 
2014-07-01 06:29:05 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?


So you have a place to hang things when your hands are busy.
 
2014-07-01 07:05:23 AM  
zeon:

LOL
 
2014-07-01 08:05:34 AM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

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you know those hats that hold 2 beers and have a straw?
 
2014-07-01 08:09:06 AM  
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2014-07-01 08:50:08 AM  
Nice round-up this week, too hard to choose which is my favorite.

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Well at least she is attractive.
 
2014-07-01 10:38:31 AM  

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At least they look fixable... I wasn't sure if you could ever fix something like that.
 
2014-07-01 10:40:53 AM  

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Nice beard, Pontius.


I was thinking more like "Grog" from the B.C. comic strip
 
2014-07-01 10:46:50 AM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

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I don't know if I would touch this one... she has that real craze craze look....
 
2014-07-01 11:06:12 AM  
He's seen shiat that'll turn you white.
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2014-07-01 11:07:41 AM  
There. Are. Four. Lights!
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2014-07-01 11:10:55 AM  
So easy even a caveman could do it. And then there's this guy....
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