Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Smoking Gun)   Don't look so surprised: it's time for another Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Fail  
•       •       •

7813 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2014 at 9:51 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



104 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2014-06-30 08:08:17 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

ncwaterman.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 08:27:20 PM  
I'll take a number 2.

Lot of neck beards this week. Good.
 
2014-06-30 08:29:06 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


p.gr-assets.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 09:18:11 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 09:20:29 PM  
It's been all downhill for Brad Pitt since 12 Years a Slave.

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 09:39:30 PM  
What's with teenagers with comb-overs?
 
2014-06-30 09:56:48 PM  
Join the New Neckbeard Army and wear the stylish hair helmut.

thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

And a ginger to boot.
 
2014-06-30 09:57:57 PM  

blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]


Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.
 
2014-06-30 09:58:12 PM  
That should be hair helmet.  Maybe his name is Helmut.
 
2014-06-30 10:00:02 PM  

fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.


Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.
 
2014-06-30 10:00:46 PM  

djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.


But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?
 
2014-06-30 10:02:55 PM  

djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


Then it's butt peeing time.
 
2014-06-30 10:04:58 PM  
#2 is hot but #3 would be more fun.  

The Ginger Swirliehead scares me
 
2014-06-30 10:05:55 PM  
Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

thesmokinggun.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:07:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x625]


Extra holes for more dicks?
 
2014-06-30 10:09:19 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x625]


To express his unique individuality.

You probably wouldn't understand.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x625]

Extra holes for more dicks?


His mom drank while pregnant.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:36 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


Nice beard, Pontius.
 
2014-06-30 10:10:39 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x625]


Self loathing?
 
2014-06-30 10:11:32 PM  

Prey4reign: Serious question here -- can anyone give a rational reason why someone does this to his ears?

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x625]


images.tvrage.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:13:00 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


a g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!?!
 
2014-06-30 10:13:27 PM  

djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?


There are a lot of things wrong with Kim Kardashian, but her ass is not one of them.
 
2014-06-30 10:14:29 PM  
l.wigflip.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:15:06 PM  
"And they say ' Gogerty, ya musn't drink'."Obsc?
 
2014-06-30 10:15:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Join the New Neckbeard Army and wear the stylish hair helmut.

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]
And a ginger to boot.

img.fark.netView Full Size

Conquistador a vulture sits
upon your silver shield
and in your rusty scabbard now
the sand has taken seed
 
2014-06-30 10:16:47 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


papa can you hear me? papa can you see me?
 
2014-06-30 10:28:08 PM  

Pinner: djkutch: djkutch: fusillade762: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

Absolutely. And she knows where to get weed and coke. I want very much to party with her.

Not gonna lie. I'd make serious life mistakes for her.

But, what if she has a Kardashian ass?

Then it's butt peeing time.


I don't know what butt peeing is but in this case I'm all in.
 
2014-06-30 10:28:16 PM  
Penis goes where?

img.fark.netView Full Size


Oh, you betcha!

thesmokinggun.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:30:28 PM  
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shiat...
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

He looked all right to me.
 
2014-06-30 10:31:13 PM  

blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]


#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want
 
2014-06-30 10:33:24 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

prestoimages.netView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:33:36 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


looking for a good time, sailor?

thesmokinggun.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:37:08 PM  
Arrested for public intoxication.


thesmokinggun.comView Full Size


Ya damn rite I'm drunk!

 
2014-06-30 10:39:04 PM  

DenisVengeance: Arrested for public intoxication.


[www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x525]
Ya damn rite I'm drunk!


quickmeme.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:40:05 PM  
i62.tinypic.comView Full Size


i62.tinypic.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:42:03 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

"No charges listed"

That hair looks like it could hold quite a charge.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:44:26 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want


Next time provide photographic evidence with your work!

img.fark.netView Full Size
susannahoffs.comView Full Size



Im thinking more Penelope Cruz myself:

projectshanks.comView Full Size



/Want all of them either way!!!
 
2014-06-30 10:44:51 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]

Nice beard, Pontius.


THANK YOU

I was staring at that guy for like 3 minutes trying to figure out who he reminded me of.
 
2014-06-30 10:45:19 PM  
See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

thesmokinggun.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:48:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x750]
[www.ncwaterman.com image 472x321]


Extremely hard to get this in a mugshot thread, but....

DONE IN ONE

/gud jorb
//turn out the lights
 
2014-06-30 10:48:43 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

Whadda you mean?  I AM looking at you!
 
2014-06-30 10:49:37 PM  
#6 learned the hard way to not try to rape a woman on her period, she'll shove her tampons up your nose.

/I didn't learn this the hard way, I just knew it was a bad idea.
 
2014-06-30 10:51:53 PM  
So...  What is that thing around #7's head?
 
2014-06-30 10:52:20 PM  

zimbomba63: [img.fark.net image 600x750]
Whadda you mean?  I AM looking at you!


I knew a guy who's eyes were crossed like that, and I never could tell who he was talking to when there was a group.  He got pissed at me a lot, but I couldn't bring myself to explain my confusion.

/well, his eyes also shook.
 
2014-06-30 10:52:40 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

3.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:53:35 PM  

mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?


Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.
 
2014-06-30 10:53:56 PM  

Piizzadude: See? You can still be cute without a sharpie

[www.thesmokinggun.com image 500x667]


Growing up in El Paso was around the Cholas, I would have a go with her but probably get shanked afterwards.

vanishingincmagic.comView Full Size
clubman.comView Full Size
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2014-06-30 10:54:08 PM  

eas81: Forbidden Doughnut: blatz514: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

[p.gr-assets.com image 500x281]

#2 looks a bit like Susannah Hoffs...

/ want

Next time provide photographic evidence with your work!

[img.fark.net image 700x875][www.susannahoffs.com image 460x345]


Im thinking more Penelope Cruz myself:

[projectshanks.com image 850x680]


/Want all of them either way!!!


thesmokinggun.comView Full Size
cdn.denofgeek.usView Full Size


not quite the same look but she reminds me of amara karan
 
2014-06-30 10:56:25 PM  

lack of warmth: mithras_angel: So...  What is that thing around #7's head?

Broken jaw is my guess.  Looks like the bar is holding the pieces together.


I thought they wired you up on the inside.
 
2014-06-30 10:56:48 PM  
thesmokinggun.comView Full Size

Little Heinrich wanted to grow up and join the Wehrmacht so badly, he'd even grown his own helmet
 
Displayed 50 of 104 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report