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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-30 04:38:56 PM  
...or throw it harder next time.
 
2014-06-30 04:40:58 PM  
... or pay attention to where it goes.  Or don;t ignore the smell of burning carpet while driving a vehicle.
 
2014-06-30 04:47:34 PM  
Into his OWN car?

Good.
 
2014-06-30 05:10:33 PM  
Good.
 
2014-06-30 06:31:16 PM  
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2014-06-30 06:54:10 PM  
TFA says he suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns. How farking oblivious do you have to be not to notice that the interior of your car is on fire and that the flames are hot enough to be burning you to the point you've become barbeque?
 
2014-06-30 08:16:02 PM  
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2014-06-30 08:16:37 PM  
CSB

I was driving my girlfriend's pickup while she sat on the passenger side smoking a cigarette. We were doing about 65-70 on the freeway, and she decided to toss her cigarette out the window. The cigarette blew right back into the cab and went right down the back of her dress. Needless to say, this caused a great deal of commotion and screamed demands to pull over immediately. So I did.
She leapt out of the truck and quickly whipped her dress off over her head. Now it should be noted that this particular lady was averse to panties: she never wore them.
So, here she is standing alongside Highway 101 flailing her dress around while wearing nothing but a bra.
The honking was phenomenal.
I think that broke her of throwing cigarettes out the window once and for all.

/CSB
 
2014-06-30 08:24:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: CSB

I was driving my girlfriend's pickup while she sat on the passenger side smoking a cigarette. We were doing about 65-70 on the freeway, and she decided to toss her cigarette out the window. The cigarette blew right back into the cab and went right down the back of her dress. Needless to say, this caused a great deal of commotion and screamed demands to pull over immediately. So I did.
She leapt out of the truck and quickly whipped her dress off over her head. Now it should be noted that this particular lady was averse to panties: she never wore them.
So, here she is standing alongside Highway 101 flailing her dress around while wearing nothing but a bra.
The honking was phenomenal.
I think that broke her of throwing cigarettes out the window once and for all.

/CSB


Delightful CSB. I'm not surprised by the lack of panties, but most Californians I have known are non smokers.
 
2014-06-30 08:26:04 PM  
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2014-06-30 08:26:14 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-30 08:27:58 PM  

ZAZ: ...or throw it harder next time.


Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.
 
2014-06-30 08:29:17 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ZAZ: ...or throw it harder next time.

Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

OR, you could just be a man and put the damn cigarette out in the palm of your hand

 
2014-06-30 08:30:38 PM  

redly1: Uchiha_Cycliste: ZAZ: ...or throw it harder next time.

Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

OR, you could just be a man and put the damn cigarette out in the palm of your hand


You can do that, or flick off the cherry, but either way you have a butt to deal with, and burning yourself unfortunately doesn't make the butt magically disappear.
 
2014-06-30 08:30:49 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ZAZ: ...or throw it harder next time.

Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.


Yep "all good" !

... Fark everyone else.
 
2014-06-30 08:31:36 PM  
Frankly, I'm surprised the motorist didn't get fined for speeding as he hurtled into that ravine in that speed trap of a town.
 
2014-06-30 08:31:55 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.


There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.
 
2014-06-30 08:32:37 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: redly1: Uchiha_Cycliste: ZAZ: ...or throw it harder next time.

Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

OR, you could just be a man and put the damn cigarette out in the palm of your hand

You can do that, or flick off the cherry, but either way you have a butt to deal with, and burning yourself unfortunately doesn't make the butt magically disappear.


Or, you know, you could have a smokeless ashtray to put it in.

/one in each vehicle
//got them after the Ms. got a $250 littering fine.
///haha slashies
 
2014-06-30 08:32:44 PM  
Nature 1: Man 0

or you could use the cigarette tray in the car - honestly I don't care if it was in Alaska during a blizzard - please stop throwing your cig. butts out of the car - it's just littering
 
2014-06-30 08:33:00 PM  
Or just make sure you actually get it out the window and into Ben Stiller's car
 
2014-06-30 08:34:04 PM  

Fart_Machine: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x373]


So much this.  Dumb mutherfarkers.  Use your farking ashtray or get an empty water bottle and put a half inch of water in it and leave it in your damn cupholder.  Assholes, you start forest fires that way.  Also, you leave our public spaces a disgusting trash pit when you manage to NOT burn down stuff that isn't yours.
 
2014-06-30 08:34:10 PM  
My dad did this once, on a family road trip. It blew back into the back seat and lit the blanket my sister and I were sleeping under on fire.

Mom was pissed and made dad stop and get out of the car for every cigarette after that. Slowed us down considerably.
 
2014-06-30 08:34:53 PM  
Nice instant karma.

Glad to hear he didn't start a wildfire tossing a lit cigarette out the window.


Quit farking smoking nicotine addicts, there are other options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love.
 
2014-06-30 08:35:08 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.


But then the car would smell like smoke...


/former smoker
//and current car detailer. Those plastic ashtrays that catch the odor? Make your car smell worse. Cup of water, empty frequently.
 
2014-06-30 08:35:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: CSB

I was driving my girlfriend's pickup while she sat on the passenger side smoking a cigarette. We were doing about 65-70 on the freeway, and she decided to toss her cigarette out the window. The cigarette blew right back into the cab and went right down the back of her dress. Needless to say, this caused a great deal of commotion and screamed demands to pull over immediately. So I did.
She leapt out of the truck and quickly whipped her dress off over her head. Now it should be noted that this particular lady was averse to panties: she never wore them.
So, here she is standing alongside Highway 101 flailing her dress around while wearing nothing but a bra.
The honking was phenomenal.
I think that broke her of throwing cigarettes out the window once and for all.

/CSB


The only thing that could make this CSB more C is pics.
 
2014-06-30 08:38:26 PM  

Jeng: Nice instant karma.

Glad to hear he didn't start a wildfire tossing a lit cigarette out the window.


Quit farking smoking nicotine addicts, there are other options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love.


I agree that there are options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love, but who smokes nicotine addicts?
 
2014-06-30 08:39:49 PM  
if he had thrown it out of the car he wouldn't have had a problem

/don't throw a lit cigarette in a moving car
 
2014-06-30 08:40:50 PM  
So when can we get smoking in cars be made illegal?  I'm tired of assholes in front of me smoking.  I always know when they are.  I have to put my vents on recirculate inside air every time so I don't have to smell that shiat.

/waiting for smokers to claim I'm full of shiat and can't smell it.
 
2014-06-30 08:41:19 PM  

Tchernobog: But then the car would smell like smoke...


But you're (were) a smoker. Smokers have no sense of smell. And they certainly don't care about anyone else's. If you smoke in the car it's going to smell like smoke anyway no matter what you do with the butt.
 
2014-06-30 08:43:43 PM  
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2014-06-30 08:44:11 PM  

Tchernobog: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.

But then the car would smell like smoke...


/former smoker
//and current car detailer. Those plastic ashtrays that catch the odor? Make your car smell worse. Cup of water, empty frequently.


If the car belongs to a smoker, it isn't going to smell like a bed of roses anyway.
 
2014-06-30 08:44:15 PM  
Lalalalalala SERVES YOU RIGHT GODDAMNED SMOKER ASSHOLE BUTTWAD. FU♨CK SMOKERS who throw cigarettes and ashes out the window. I drive my motorbike around the city and just fu💀ckyou to the smokers that flick ashes onto the street that someday might actually hit me or get in my eyes.
 
2014-06-30 08:44:33 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.


interestingly, not all cars have one. My girlfriend's Sonata doesn't.
 
2014-06-30 08:44:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: CSB


I was driving my pickup with my girlfriend and threw a butt out the window going to Fayetteville on 540. Back then I would kick up fatwood pine stumps as I stumbled across and throw them in the back to cut up later for fire starter. (You can see where this is going.) I kept noticing people staring at me when they passed but the assholes never gestured, honked, or anything. I stopped to get gas in Fayetteville and noticed one of the pieces of wood was really scorched - none of them had been before. Then it hit me that I had been driving along with a log smoking in the back which was why everyone had been staring. The girlfriend thought it was hilarious and later put up one of her friends to call saying it was the highway department wanting me to pay for a burned right of way.
I don't smoke anymore, but when I still did I realized how stupid, rude and dangerous it is to throw them out the window (and just stupid to smoke - although once in a while I still crave one.)

/Your CSB was cooler.
 
2014-06-30 08:45:04 PM  

oukewldave: So when can we get smoking in cars be made illegal?  I'm tired of assholes in front of me smoking.  I always know when they are.  I have to put my vents on recirculate inside air every time so I don't have to smell that shiat.

/waiting for smokers to claim I'm full of shiat and can't smell it.


I can smell it from a block away when I have my windows down.  You're right, it's disgusting as hell.  What's worse is when they are close, it makes it difficult for me to breathe.  I don't have asthma (I don't think, anyway), but heavy perfume (looking at you, Q-Tips, with your entire bottle of vanilla perfume dousing) and cigarette emissions force me to move away from the source and hope for a damn breeze.  Don't know why, but it sucks.
 
2014-06-30 08:45:28 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Tchernobog: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.

But then the car would smell like smoke...


/former smoker
//and current car detailer. Those plastic ashtrays that catch the odor? Make your car smell worse. Cup of water, empty frequently.

If the car belongs to a smoker, it isn't going to smell like a bed of roses anyway.


As long as you always smoke with all the windows open, all the smell goes away.
 
2014-06-30 08:45:29 PM  

Mugato: Tchernobog: But then the car would smell like smoke...

But you're (were) a smoker. Smokers have no sense of smell. And they certainly don't care about anyone else's. If you smoke in the car it's going to smell like smoke anyway no matter what you do with the butt.


It doesn't matter. It's a weird thing among smokers. Despite knowing everything they own smells disgusting, they don't want (to believe) everything they own to smell disgusting.

And oh my god. The taste and smell of food after I quit. Unbelievable.
 
2014-06-30 08:46:13 PM  

oukewldave: So when can we get smoking in cars be made illegal?  I'm tired of assholes in front of me smoking.  I always know when they are.  I have to put my vents on recirculate inside air every time so I don't have to smell that shiat.

/waiting for smokers to claim I'm full of shiat and can't smell it.


You're full of shiat and can't smell it.

/happy now?
 
2014-06-30 08:46:26 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.


They've mostly done away with them.
 
2014-06-30 08:46:57 PM  
I just ditch them in a cup of water in my cup-holder, then dump it in the creek by my house when I get home.
 
2014-06-30 08:47:20 PM  
Back when I used to smoke, and worked as a courier (200 miles and a pack of smokes a day), I'd just keep a half full bottle of water in the car for my butts. I'm sure it was hell for the landfill, but at least I wasn't littering or setting the drought-ridden Texas countryside on fire.
 
2014-06-30 08:48:32 PM  

mantabulous: I just ditch them in a cup of water in my cup-holder,


Excellent, way to go!

then dump it in the creek by my house when I get home.

*facepalm*
 
2014-06-30 08:48:53 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Jeng: Nice instant karma.

Glad to hear he didn't start a wildfire tossing a lit cigarette out the window.


Quit farking smoking nicotine addicts, there are other options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love.

I agree that there are options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love, but who smokes nicotine addicts?


vigilante anti-smokers
 
2014-06-30 08:49:10 PM  

Fano: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.

They've mostly done away with them.


Most new cars nowadays, an insert ashtray for the cupholder is about all you can get.

/the Ford one is like $75.
 
2014-06-30 08:49:52 PM  

Fano: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Doesn't always do it, See; what you gotta do is stick your hand out all the way and as  far down as possible and release the cigarette well below and behind the window. Then you are all good.
Alternatively stick the butt into the side view mirror, close the window and then fiddle with the mirror orientation buttons to get the cig to release.

There's also a feature that's still in the development stage but I think James Bond or maybe Michael Knight has one for their cars. It's called an ashtray.

They've mostly done away with them.


You can still get a portable one that fits in the cup holder. Or if you're really cheap use a soda can.
 
2014-06-30 08:50:35 PM  

gfid: ArcadianRefugee: Jeng: Nice instant karma.

Glad to hear he didn't start a wildfire tossing a lit cigarette out the window.


Quit farking smoking nicotine addicts, there are other options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love.

I agree that there are options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love, but who smokes nicotine addicts?

vigilante anti-smokers


I was gonna go with former nicotine addicts who were REALLY, REALLY desperate, but yours is funnier and violenterer.
 
2014-06-30 08:52:24 PM  

oukewldave: So when can we get smoking in cars be made illegal?  I'm tired of assholes in front of me smoking.  I always know when they are.  I have to put my vents on recirculate inside air every time so I don't have to smell that shiat.

/waiting for smokers to claim I'm full of shiat and can't smell it.


How do you feel about people farting in their cars?

How about serial killers storing their victims in the trunk until they get rid of them?
 
2014-06-30 08:52:51 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
No sympathy for a-holes that toss cancer sticks for others to clean up.
 
2014-06-30 08:54:02 PM  

somemoron: gfid: ArcadianRefugee: Jeng: Nice instant karma.

Glad to hear he didn't start a wildfire tossing a lit cigarette out the window.


Quit farking smoking nicotine addicts, there are other options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love.

I agree that there are options out there that won't kill you or the ones you love, but who smokes nicotine addicts?

vigilante anti-smokers

I was gonna go with former nicotine addicts who were REALLY, REALLY desperate, but yours is funnier and violenterer.


Sad part is, I didn't get it until your comment.

/sober
 
2014-06-30 08:59:02 PM  
I wonder what kind of car it was, ones of those from Indian made out of cardboard and recycle wax paper?
Shouldn't be that easy to set a car on fire that bad, that quickly.
/quit smoking 14 years ago.
 
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