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(The New Republic)   Researchers discover increase in heart attacks during the World Cup. Up next: increase of cirrhosis cases during the Stanley Cup playoffs   (newrepublic.com) divider line 24
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2014-06-30 03:09:12 PM  
What about choking cases, or is that just Alexander Ovechkin?
 
2014-06-30 03:49:58 PM  
Yes, being woken up suddenly from a nap can cause heart attacks.
 
2014-06-30 04:04:56 PM  
A subsequent study revealed that the fans were making the heart attack seem worse than they actually was, and rolling on the ground like little beeches.
 
2014-06-30 04:13:00 PM  
If you are dumb enough to let a bunch of guys kicking a ball around on a field give you a heart attack, maybe it's the best thing for the human gene pool.
 
2014-06-30 04:21:09 PM  
GOOOOAAAaaaaa...URK...........................
 
2014-06-30 04:56:45 PM  
If you get excited about watching other people engage in physical activity, there's your problem.

Seriously. Stop doing that.
You'll live longer.
 
2014-06-30 05:00:58 PM  

vudukungfu: If you get excited about watching other people engage in physical activity, there's your problem.

Seriously. Stop doing that.
You'll live longer.


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2014-06-30 05:18:55 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What about choking cases, or is that just Alexander Ovechkin?


You mis-spelled The San Jose Sharks.....

/bitter
 
2014-06-30 05:41:41 PM  

vudukungfu: If you get excited about watching other people engage in physical activity, there's your problem.

Seriously. Stop doing that.
You'll live longer.


I bet you only read playboy for the articles.
 
2014-06-30 06:08:46 PM  
Hockey Fark Nerd checking in to confirm the latter.
 
2014-06-30 07:01:58 PM  
In other words, "being alive may actually end up killing you".
 
2014-06-30 07:40:29 PM  
that germany match almost did me in
 
2014-06-30 08:03:04 PM  
I dunno. World Cup makes me want to find some grass, throw myself down onto it, vaguely clutch my shin, and cry my eyes out like a baby pretending to be hurt.
 
2014-06-30 08:16:21 PM  
i was wondering where all the soccer trolls got off to.  had to bunker in somewhere to shout "stop liking what i don't like" to each other
 
2014-06-30 09:23:02 PM  
Oh look, a soccer thread. Or is it a hockey thread? OTOH, what's the farkin' difference?

//ok, hockey is at least somewhat cool.
 
2014-06-30 10:15:28 PM  
Heart attacks in hockey?  Well only if you're playing a game, then it's just a flesh wound.
 
2014-06-30 10:47:32 PM  
Fark NHL playoff threads are epic in scale.  The drunkenness, the debauchery, and the coming together at last were everyone can despise the Caps.  Good family entertainment.
 
2014-06-30 10:58:21 PM  
You mean staying up overnight to watch your favorite team and than going to work the next day might be bad for your health?  Who woulda thunk it?
 
2014-07-01 12:02:07 AM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: I dunno. World Cup makes me want to find some grass, throw myself down onto it, vaguely clutch my shin, and cry my eyes out like a baby pretending to be hurt.


...but then, the "magic" spray makes you all better and you start running around again.
 
2014-07-01 06:42:01 AM  
Up Next: Increase in freak narcolepsy cases during Test cricket matches.
 
2014-07-01 08:29:24 AM  

2wolves: Fark NHL playoff threads are epic in scale.  The drunkenness, the debauchery, and the coming together at last were everyone can despise the Caps.  Good family entertainment.


♪♫♪♫It's the most wonderful TIiiiiIIiiiimmmMMmmme of the YeeeeEEEEeeAAAaaaaARRrrrrrRRrr!!!♫♪♫♪
 
2014-07-01 12:30:30 PM  
Still better than walking aimlessly in the stanley parable

//actually, that was strangely fun
 
2014-07-01 08:01:45 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What about choking cases, or is that just Alexander Ovechkin?


2wolves: Fark NHL playoff threads are epic in scale.  The drunkenness, the debauchery, and the coming together at last were everyone can despise the Caps.  Good family entertainment.


I love you both. I laughed a the first one, I cried laughing at the second because I hadn't finished the first. Now, excuse me while I go join the rest of my Leaf brethren as we recruit top military scientist to determine WTF happened in the month of March.

/Fark Dave Nonnis today.
//seriously, spending cap space like someone from the hood who just got their income tax check in the mail.
 
2014-07-01 08:44:00 PM  
My liver. My liver. Good rest ye, my dearest friend.
 
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