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(Yahoo)   Murphy the police horse, who had to lose 200 lbs. to make the squad, has collared his first suspect   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 39
    More: Sappy, mounted police, Oregon, Old Town, Pearl District  
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2014-06-30 04:12:20 PM

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Mares, leave.

 
2014-06-30 05:50:55 PM
wait.. so that's the 'before' shot? He doesn't look too heavy for a horse.
 
2014-06-30 05:53:56 PM

AeAe: wait.. so that's the 'before' shot? He doesn't look too heavy for a horse.


That's a guy.
 
2014-06-30 05:55:45 PM
1. Serve the publictrust
2. Protect theinnocent
3. Uphold the Law
4 Classified
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2014-06-30 05:56:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [welcomeconsumer.rubberslug.com image 360x278]
Mares, leave.


Best. Toy. Commercial. Ever.
 
2014-06-30 05:57:17 PM
Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab?
 
2014-06-30 05:59:00 PM
Nice work Sarah!
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2014-06-30 06:02:10 PM
He lost 200 pounds and his balls.
 
2014-06-30 06:05:35 PM
Look at the size of that ass!
 
2014-06-30 06:09:30 PM

thatguyoverthere70: Look at the size of that ass!


But enough about the dog murdering psycho with a badge
 
2014-06-30 06:13:52 PM
www.foodrepublic.com

So he's given up the junk food, then?
 
2014-06-30 06:19:05 PM
Of course.
 
2014-06-30 06:19:30 PM
FTA "...So Murphy roamed the property feeding on grass, a diet The Oregonian likened to an all-pizza diet for humans."
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2014-06-30 06:23:52 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab?


Allahu Snackbar!!
 
2014-06-30 06:25:39 PM
tiptoplinks.com
 
2014-06-30 06:25:56 PM
Which suspect?  One of the usual ones?
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2014-06-30 06:28:25 PM
I can imagine the Captain calling him into his office to tell him he had to lose 200lbs
 
2014-06-30 06:37:11 PM

99.998er: Nice work Sarah!
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i see what you did there... and i LOL'd.
 
2014-06-30 06:57:27 PM
Murphy....it's YOU!!!
 
2014-06-30 07:05:13 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [welcomeconsumer.rubberslug.com image 360x278]
Mares, leave.


Excellent references, both of them
 
2014-06-30 07:06:51 PM
I still don't understand the lardass cop on Mike & Molly.
 
2014-06-30 07:23:47 PM
 
2014-06-30 07:25:24 PM

thatguyoverthere70: Look at the size of that ass!


That's what I tell the wife. Yeah, you didn't lose 200 lbs, look behind you. Now go knit me a sweater, little missy.

Hell no, I'm not stupid, I wait till she's out of earshot. But then, ha HA, I really uh-oh gotta go.
 
2014-06-30 07:27:09 PM
I WANNA HUG A HORSE!
 
2014-06-30 07:30:56 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab

Morgan?

FTFY
 
2014-06-30 07:31:41 PM
Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!
 
2014-06-30 07:32:51 PM
 
2014-06-30 07:39:33 PM
Does he credit the weight loss to an all beefarino diet?

♫ I'm so keen-o on beefarino,
    what a delicious cuisine-o,
    fit for a king and queen-o! ♫
 
2014-06-30 07:49:52 PM

MBooda: Which suspect?  One of the usual ones?
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I larfed.  Here, have a fave.
 
2014-06-30 08:00:01 PM
Oh sure! Murphy the drunk Irish cop horse. Typical stereotyping.
 
2014-06-30 08:51:21 PM

Canton: Smeggy Smurf: Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab Morgan?

FTFY


Morgans are cool but arabs are the best.  Knotheads for certain though
 
2014-06-30 09:09:19 PM

AeAe: wait.. so that's the 'before' shot? He doesn't look too heavy for a horse.


1900 pounds is heavy for a saddle horse even a very big one. Too heavy, can't run and take forever to cool down when overheated.
 
2014-06-30 09:12:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Canton: Smeggy Smurf: Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab Morgan?

FTFY

Morgans are cool but arabs are the best.  Knotheads for certain though


And they have the cutest little jumps for them at horse shows. Just darling.
 
2014-06-30 09:15:10 PM
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what horseshiat
 
2014-06-30 10:19:53 PM
Murphy?  Soon to be RoboHorse.
 
2014-06-30 10:30:24 PM

Canton: Smeggy Smurf: Nice but who gives a shiat about any horse that's not an arab Morgan?

FTFY


You're both wrong... Andalusian.
 
2014-06-30 10:39:55 PM
Now ladies, they're all nice. But what is up with Morgans lately? They used to be distinctive but nowadays I cant tell if i'm looking at Justin's horse or a homely arab. And andalusians are great, whats with people trying to turn them into knockoff dumbimeanwarmbloods? Yeah yeah, "but halter arabs!" You say. I still know the only thing that can take me thru Tevis in any decent amount of time.
 
2014-07-01 07:22:11 AM
FTFA: Murphy went on a strict diet and an aerobic exercise regimen that included an electric walker, a kind of treadmill that prods a horse to keep walking in a circle. (Electric shock)

That's real nice.  Humans let him get fat, and then they resort to minor torture to get him back in shape.  Ever heard of a lunge line?  That would probably be too much trouble for you, wouldn't it?
 
2014-07-01 02:16:04 PM

wildcardjack: I still don't understand the lardass cop on Mike & Molly.


It took me a while, too.  Turns out he's supposed to be from Chicago.
 
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