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2014-06-30 10:21:08 AM
Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.
 
2014-06-30 10:21:18 AM
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2014-06-30 01:08:03 PM
WARNING: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
 
2014-06-30 01:57:52 PM

Diogenes: Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.


What?  What kind of stinky ass person says that?
 
2014-06-30 01:59:29 PM
I don't wear pants. They get in the way of my boner.
 
2014-06-30 02:29:20 PM
Speaking of no hands, at work the other day I saw some fella standing at the urinal with his hands on his hips like he was Yul Brenner from The King and I.
 
2014-06-30 02:32:49 PM

RoyHobbs22: Speaking of no hands, at work the other day I saw some fella standing at the urinal with his hands on his hips like he was Yul Brenner from The King and I.


 It's not that big of a deal when your penis isn't that big of a deal. It's harder when the thing actually dangles down.
 
2014-06-30 02:39:01 PM
Interesting, but this moment was what made it all great...

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2014-06-30 04:23:59 PM

EvilEgg: Diogenes: Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.

What?  What kind of stinky ass person says that?


http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/living/dont-wash-jeans-levis-ceo/
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/30/jeans-in-the-freezer- gr ant-wahl-us-world-cup
http://articles.courant.com/2014-06-14/features/hc-shea-washing-jean s- 0614-20140614_1_your-jeans-buying-jeans-perfect-pair
http://www.capitalgazette.com/lifestyle/living/denim-debate-to-wash- or -not/article_8c49bfd3-d732-5102-801c-c43111e05617.html

Allegedly Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren agree:  don't wash - freeze

/i'm still washing mine
 
2014-06-30 04:37:59 PM
What male still wears elastic jeans?
 
2014-06-30 05:57:37 PM

Diogenes: EvilEgg: Diogenes: Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.

What?  What kind of stinky ass person says that?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/living/dont-wash-jeans-levis-ceo/
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/30/jeans-in-the-freezer- gr ant-wahl-us-world-cup
http://articles.courant.com/2014-06-14/features/hc-shea-washing-jean s- 0614-20140614_1_your-jeans-buying-jeans-perfect-pair
http://www.capitalgazette.com/lifestyle/living/denim-debate-to-wash- or -not/article_8c49bfd3-d732-5102-801c-c43111e05617.html

Allegedly Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren agree:  don't wash - freeze

/i'm still washing mine


Jesus, I wash mine all of the time and get 2-3 years out of a pair. Fark these yahoos...
 
2014-06-30 11:10:44 PM

Mikey1969: Diogenes: EvilEgg: Diogenes: Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.

What?  What kind of stinky ass person says that?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/living/dont-wash-jeans-levis-ceo/
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/30/jeans-in-the-freezer- gr ant-wahl-us-world-cup
http://articles.courant.com/2014-06-14/features/hc-shea-washing-jean s- 0614-20140614_1_your-jeans-buying-jeans-perfect-pair
http://www.capitalgazette.com/lifestyle/living/denim-debate-to-wash- or -not/article_8c49bfd3-d732-5102-801c-c43111e05617.html

Allegedly Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren agree:  don't wash - freeze

/i'm still washing mine

Jesus, I wash mine all of the time and get 2-3 years out of a pair. Fark these yahoos...


Dickies last for years even with regular washings and abuse.  They don't even hold blood stains.
 
2014-06-30 11:54:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: Diogenes: EvilEgg: Diogenes: Now that the fashion gurus are telling us we should never wash our jeans, I'd think putting them on with no hands would be easy.

What?  What kind of stinky ass person says that?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/living/dont-wash-jeans-levis-ceo/
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/30/jeans-in-the-freezer- gr ant-wahl-us-world-cup
http://articles.courant.com/2014-06-14/features/hc-shea-washing-jean s- 0614-20140614_1_your-jeans-buying-jeans-perfect-pair
http://www.capitalgazette.com/lifestyle/living/denim-debate-to-wash- or -not/article_8c49bfd3-d732-5102-801c-c43111e05617.html

Allegedly Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren agree:  don't wash - freeze

/i'm still washing mine

Jesus, I wash mine all of the time and get 2-3 years out of a pair. Fark these yahoos...

Dickies last for years even with regular washings and abuse.  They don't even hold blood stains.


Well to clarify my original statement, my Levi's after that 2-3 year period only wear out in the left knee, my default knee(apparently) when I bend down to fix something, talk to kids, play with the dog, etc.... If I could quit blowing out the knee, they'd last longer.

I will have to buy some Dickies though, since the Levi's will hold bloodstains. Never know when that will come in handy.
 
2014-07-01 12:09:08 AM
I repurposed a spray tan shower device to spray on a new pair of khakis each day.
 
2014-07-01 06:17:16 AM
Let me know when I can fap without using my hands.
 
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