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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's   (utsandiego.com) divider line 30
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2014-06-28 12:28:04 AM
Since I'm reading about it here, I'm going to guess that this actually happened.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-06-28 12:30:37 AM
Trick question. That happened on Animaniacs.
 
2014-06-28 03:13:00 AM
For him it was Tuesday.
 
2014-06-28 03:15:06 AM
You know, I'm really starting to get concerned about that Shia LaBeouf.
 
2014-06-28 03:18:14 AM
Can't wait for the mugshot.

took a cellphone from another patrol and left
Denny's has patrols now?
 
2014-06-28 03:19:11 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-28 03:22:31 AM
FTA:

"He hit a patron with a
skillet plate, threw glasses and took a cellphone from another patrol and left.""

Someone wasn't patrolling very well.
 
2014-06-28 03:24:32 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

//no way I am coming back to this thread
///no farking way
 
2014-06-28 03:28:30 AM
*scans headline*

*rescans headline in disbelief*

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-28 03:34:14 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-06-28 03:35:43 AM
Just think how much worse this would have been had it happened at a Waffle House. The only time I ever went to a Waffle House I walked in and right back out. I should have known better, given the cars in the parking lot.
 
2014-06-28 03:45:29 AM
The Denny's around here always has a plain clothes cop Friday and Saturday nights so this kind of thing doesnt happens but they can't stop all the crazy shiat. But this was at 12:30pm (afternoon), lol!
 
2014-06-28 04:06:52 AM
Was it this guy?

advantagevacation.com
 
2014-06-28 04:42:08 AM
...but why was his lost cell phone dressed like that, subby?
 
2014-06-28 05:16:48 AM
If this had been in Orlando, I could say, "Hey, I saw that guy in Publix!"
 
2014-06-28 05:20:59 AM
Let me guess...  The North Park one near Texas and El Cajon Blvd?

and...

NORTH PARK - A man in a leopard-print bikini top and a black skirt went on a rampage through a North Park Denny's Friday ... The cross-dressing vandal walked into the Denny's on El Cajon Boulevard, near Arizona Street, about 12:30 p.m. during a busy lunchtime, Brown said.

D'oh.  I'd have guessed closer to 8:30 or 9 pm.

Either way after having lived nearby I am not at all surprised.
 
2014-06-28 07:03:43 AM
Moons Over My Tranny
 
2014-06-28 07:24:52 AM
I'm more interested in why he was playing dress-up with his cell phone.
 
2014-06-28 07:47:53 AM
No pics, no happen.
 
2014-06-28 08:14:07 AM
 
2014-06-28 08:39:57 AM
Due to the fact that it actually sounds like it could be funny. It had to have been real life.
 
2014-06-28 09:02:49 AM

robohobo: Just think how much worse this would have been had it happened at a Waffle House. The only time I ever went to a Waffle House I walked in and right back out. I should have known better, given the cars in the parking lot.


Hmm...cars at Waffle House... this could go either way...

Old Cadillacs with dark-tinted windows

or

Old blue or black pickup trucks on lift kits with 'interesting' bumper stickers.


/either way, someone is going to call you a racist
 
2014-06-28 09:09:59 AM
This reminds me of that time that [pronoun] and [celebrity] [partook in an event that was highly improbable]
 
2014-06-28 09:23:49 AM

dbirchall: ...but why was his lost cell phone dressed like that, subby?


Why not?

image.made-in-china.com
 
2014-06-28 10:13:19 AM
I see Family Guy as pretty much a string of popular culture appropriations.  This guy's act sounds a little too fresh for them to steal yet.
 
2014-06-28 12:00:29 PM
Muhomed Atta ?
 
2014-06-28 04:59:53 PM
oh, the huge manatees

simpsons already did it?
 
2014-06-28 09:11:58 PM
North Park?  Was it near Funland?
 
2014-06-28 11:34:46 PM

Wodheila: What the Dennys at Cajon Boulevard, near Arizona Street,North Park might look like.

 http://www[* image 7x13]google[* image 7x13]com/maps/[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]23[* image 7x13]755207,-117.137597,3a,75y,216.57h,87 t/d ata=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sepP51GaRTruqo_yDIrMI4w!2e0


Oh yeah, I know that area...lots of, shall we say, "working girls" around there...even in broad daylight.  Let's just say the area has a bit of a reputation...well earned too.
 
2014-06-29 12:22:55 AM
img.fark.net

Saw this on another news site about the incident...seems there's more to the story
 
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