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(Daily Mail)   You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-06-28 12:57:43 AM  
Where's your Yah now?
 
2014-06-28 01:24:28 AM  
In amongst dozens of family photos the family vision is stated as: 'Love and Fear YAH or Elohim, Guard His Charge: even His laws, and His right rulings, and His commands, ALWAYS!!! Serve Him, and cling to HIM and swear by HIS Name.  Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you feel fresh, mint-clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!'

Crazy family...
 
2014-06-28 01:57:37 AM  
Dilute! Dilute!
 
2014-06-28 02:34:26 AM  
I got a job for you, Frank Castle.....
 
2014-06-28 02:34:29 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Wanna smell my finger?"
 
2014-06-28 02:36:17 AM  
Family Values(tm)
 
2014-06-28 02:37:16 AM  
Once they had a notice on their door that blew in to my yard. It said those who work on Sunday should be put to death.

That's some old-school crazy.
 
2014-06-28 02:52:16 AM  
You'd think, as the neighborhood kids were destroying the house because of that bible stunt, they could have found and rescued them.
 
2014-06-28 02:56:14 AM  
All the other kids prayed to Yah so they too would be kept in the basement.
 
2014-06-28 02:59:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In amongst dozens of family photos the family vision is stated as: 'Love and Fear YAH or Elohim, Guard His Charge: even His laws, and His right rulings, and His commands, ALWAYS!!! Serve Him, and cling to HIM and swear by HIS Name.  Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you feel fresh, mint-clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!'

Crazy family...


Dr. Bronner?
 
2014-06-28 03:02:52 AM  
This family has ten kids and counting. All of the normal, intelligent, caring people I work with don't have ten kids combined. Sometimes I wonder whether an Idiocracy-type societal evolution is inevitable and how quickly it will happen.
 
2014-06-28 03:07:35 AM  
Actually the bible is very clear on that you are to obey you're parents no matter what or it's a sin against gog er I mean god yeah.
 
2014-06-28 03:09:05 AM  

dukeblue219: This family has ten kids and counting. All of the normal, intelligent, caring people I work with don't have ten kids combined. Sometimes I wonder whether an Idiocracy-type societal evolution is inevitable and how quickly it will happen.


Quiverful they are trying to out breed the heathens.
 
2014-06-28 03:11:28 AM  
And, another case to be added to the Homeschooling's Invisible Children database. I'm so farking sick of these cases. But raise the specter of even the most minuscule of regulations to get kids in contact with mandatory reporters once in a while and you're the second coming of Stalin.
 
2014-06-28 03:21:06 AM  
No, I feel like that's pretty well covered in the bible:

Proverbs 23:13-14
 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die. Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death.

Proverbs 13:24
 Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, 'This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
 
2014-06-28 03:25:53 AM  
Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?
 
2014-06-28 03:26:29 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In amongst dozens of family photos the family vision is stated as: 'Love and Fear YAH or Elohim, Guard His Charge: even His laws, and His right rulings, and His commands, ALWAYS!!! Serve Him, and cling to HIM and swear by HIS Name.  Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you feel fresh, mint-clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!'

Crazy family...


Their religion is based on a Dr. Bronner's soap label?
 
2014-06-28 03:38:46 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: dukeblue219: This family has ten kids and counting. All of the normal, intelligent, caring people I work with don't have ten kids combined. Sometimes I wonder whether an Idiocracy-type societal evolution is inevitable and how quickly it will happen.

Quiverful they are trying to out breed the heathens.


Ayup. Gotta have soldiers for when the Holy War starts.
 
2014-06-28 03:43:30 AM  

fusillade762: tinfoil-hat maggie: dukeblue219: This family has ten kids and counting. All of the normal, intelligent, caring people I work with don't have ten kids combined. Sometimes I wonder whether an Idiocracy-type societal evolution is inevitable and how quickly it will happen.

Quiverful they are trying to out breed the heathens.

Ayup. Gotta have soldiers for when the Holy War starts.


Sad but true.
 
2014-06-28 03:44:11 AM  
*clicks link*

Huh ...

Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?
 
2014-06-28 03:47:28 AM  
Well if that's wrong then I don't want to be right.
 
2014-06-28 03:50:23 AM  

FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?


Rastas use the Bible? Who knew?!
 
2014-06-28 03:57:01 AM  

Uncle Tractor: *clicks link*

Huh ...

Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?


I dunno, but I was expecting the same, with the male being a scrawny little thing in a strange buttoned shirt outfit, and the wife either having a thousand yard stare, crazy eyes, or just plain old angry expression.
 
2014-06-28 04:08:00 AM  

FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?


Hell, they won't even use the word 'Christian.'
 
2014-06-28 04:08:42 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Actually the bible is very clear on that you are to obey you're parents no matter what or it's a sin against gog er I mean god yeah.


Obeying your grammar teacher, on the other hand, is completely optional.
 
2014-06-28 04:14:07 AM  

scalpod: tinfoil-hat maggie: Actually the bible is very clear on that you are to obey you're parents no matter what or it's a sin against gog er I mean god yeah.

Obeying your grammar teacher, on the other hand, is completely optional.


Hoo boy, are you in for it now.
 
2014-06-28 04:23:43 AM  

Smackledorfer: scalpod: tinfoil-hat maggie: Actually the bible is very clear on that you are to obey you're parents no matter what or it's a sin against gog er I mean god yeah.

Obeying your grammar teacher, on the other hand, is completely optional.

Hoo boy, are you in for it now.


Nope I wen't back to being a pacifast and not geting troubled by gramer nazis.
 
2014-06-28 04:24:45 AM  
I've been happy lately it's strange.
 
2014-06-28 04:31:00 AM  
I should like to ram a friggin baseball bat so far up their respective keisters that they'll have to start binge-eating live termites if they ever want to crap again.
 
2014-06-28 04:34:38 AM  

Uncle Tractor: *clicks link*

Huh ...

Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?


Absolutely. Crazy and Stupid are equal-opportunity employers.
 
2014-06-28 04:35:02 AM  
FTFA: Therian was a tutor when they met before she was graduated with duel degrees from Tech and Spelman College in 2000.

Lotta bad in that thar "sentence." Bonus for banjo-music allusion.
 
2014-06-28 04:42:27 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Smackledorfer: scalpod: tinfoil-hat maggie: Actually the bible is very clear on that you are to obey you're parents no matter what or it's a sin against gog er I mean god yeah.

Obeying your grammar teacher, on the other hand, is completely optional.

Hoo boy, are you in for it now.

Nope I wen't back to being a pacifast and not geting troubled by gramer nazis.


Im not really a gramma Nazi. I just figger, if your gonna take the Bible litrally you outta be litterary about it s'all.
 
2014-06-28 04:49:08 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?


You weren't the only one.  That was one bit of crazy the white folk had pretty well monopolized, and now it's getting railroaded by multiculturalism too.
 
2014-06-28 05:09:34 AM  
Religious belief is a lot like liquor. A lil bit, and your inhibitions lower, and you dance and have fun. But drink the tequila down to the worm? You will be sick, crazy, and actually believe all of the delusional things you say. /still rather drink the tequila//and I hate tequila
 
2014-06-28 05:19:00 AM  
FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?Rastas use the Bible? Who knew?!Rastas are actually pretty well versed in the Bible. It is a weed smoking form of Protestantism.!
 
2014-06-28 05:20:46 AM  

Uncle Tractor: *clicks link*

Huh ...

Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?


Well if you want to feel racist you can, but as an Old White Guy From The South, I expected 'em to be white too.
 
2014-06-28 05:37:50 AM  
It's "why bother posting the photo" time!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-06-28 05:39:15 AM  
Wonder what their god has to say about this:

On the website Recardo and his wife preach their family purpose as being 'Wisely Instructed Meek Believers Uncompromising & Steadfast in Humility (WIMBUSH).

Sounds a wee bit, er, messianic to me.
 
2014-06-28 06:10:13 AM  

dukeblue219: This family has ten kids and counting. All of the normal, intelligent, caring people I work with don't have ten kids combined. Sometimes I wonder whether an Idiocracy-type societal evolution is inevitable and how quickly it will happen.


I think this has less to do with Idiocracy and more to do with "I'm the man and Jesus says that I need to keep my woman pregnant and subservient at all times."
 
2014-06-28 06:16:12 AM  
Wimbush is a funny word
Wimbush wimbush wimbush
 
2014-06-28 06:27:44 AM  

FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?


I don't know what these people are, but they are not Rastafarians.
 
2014-06-28 06:54:37 AM  
Must have been one hell of a DVD player.
 
2014-06-28 07:04:45 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-28 07:15:14 AM  

ghare: Uncle Tractor: *clicks link*

Huh ...

Is it wrong that I expected the couple to be white?

Well if you want to feel racist you can, but as an Old White Guy From The South, I expected 'em to be white too.


Now if it had been a story of pimping their daughters and the man-babies selling drugs on the corner?
*ding-ding-ding* You got it.........Canadian! (not quite white, at least in an A-merkan way).
 
2014-06-28 07:16:56 AM  

fusillade762: Once they had a notice on their door that blew in to my yard. It said those who work on Sunday should be put to death.

That's some old-school crazy.


But a majority of those people work on Sunday
/I was talking about football players
//racist
 
2014-06-28 07:55:05 AM  
Cool story: I was working with some masons from a cult in New Hampshire back in the 1980s.  There was a news article about how the cult was beating their children.  I asked one of the guys about it, who looked like the alpha Darrel from Newhart.  He said they did it because the bible said "suffer the children to come unto me."
I said, "so this is all because you don't know what words mean in English?"  I explained that the adults were supposed to "suffer as in allow" the children to do good works and not interfere.  Blank stare.
 
2014-06-28 08:25:45 AM  

FVendetta: FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?

Hell, they won't even use the word 'Christian.'


They're so deep in crazyville that categories seem inadequate.

/signs up for one of those "duel" degrees
//en garde!
 
2014-06-28 08:39:29 AM  

jso2897: FormatSlacker: Does the UK have some special religious libel/slander law that the article keeps referring to it as "a religion dedicated to Yah" and never Rastafarianism?

I don't know what these people are, but they are not Rastafarians.


http://www.kingdomofyahministries.net/
 
2014-06-28 08:54:05 AM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-28 08:54:10 AM  

o'really: http://www.kingdomofyahministries.net/


Reads like a weird mishmash of Jehovah's Witness and Scientology doctrine...

/ I'll pass
 
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