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(Jezebel)   What do Irish ninjas and shampoo commercials have to do with each other? There is only one way to find out   ( jezebel.com) divider line
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2014-06-27 05:11:23 PM  
i was told never to tug on superman's cape. huh.
 
2014-06-27 08:42:30 PM  
i386.photobucket.com

What if they're doctors also?
 
2014-06-27 08:51:11 PM  

Zafler: [i386.photobucket.com image 750x600]

What if they're doctors also?


Damnit.  Frozen shamrock shurikens for the win.  They're so cold and slicey.  The worst of both worlds.
 
2014-06-27 09:13:29 PM  
It's stupid, but I can't ever hear Irish and not think red head, freckles, fair skin, beautiful girls.

I SAID GIRLS GOD DAMNIT.
 
2014-06-27 09:30:50 PM  
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
 
2014-06-27 09:32:16 PM  

Zafler: [i386.photobucket.com image 750x600]

What if they're doctors also?


Disappointed this wasn't the FIRST thing someone said in this thread...
 
2014-06-27 09:49:54 PM  
that was not what I was told fluffers did
 
2014-06-27 09:52:32 PM  
Wow. Jezebel must be paying Fark for placement this week.
 
2014-06-27 10:17:27 PM  
Possibly the third best job ever.

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2014-06-27 10:26:17 PM  
I could understand these guys for some things. But really? Hair fluttering in the wind couldn't be accomplished with say, an electric fan?
 
2014-06-27 11:36:18 PM  
Well, I think you'd still be good.  Couldn't see them cause of the reflection off the pasty white skin, and refraction through the red hair.  You could still tell where they're at, cause of the whiskey smell.
 
2014-06-27 11:45:21 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-06-28 12:09:25 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-28 12:42:19 AM  
Irish ninjas?  What, are they making Lucky Charms out of sushi? Does this mean that the "pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and
green clovers" are now naturally hued?
 
2014-06-28 01:06:12 AM  

kroonermanblack: It's stupid, but I can't ever hear Irish and not think red head, freckles, fair skin, beautiful girls.

I SAID GIRLS GOD DAMNIT.


I think of cable knit sweaters, peat moss, dark beer, overcast skies, tiny cars, and Sinead.

Iceland's the same, except replace Sinead with Bjork.
 
2014-06-28 01:48:16 AM  
If it involves clicking on Jezebel linkbait, there are zero ways to find out.
 
2014-06-28 02:06:57 AM  
As of today, every Irishman Knows that Irish Ninjas are BLIND.
/ Obscure? Feckin right...
 
2014-06-28 02:37:43 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Wow. Jezebel must be paying Fark for placement this week.


Do they realize (or care) that most of the Fark community hates their site?
 
2014-06-28 04:09:37 AM  
On one hand that sounds like a fun story, but its a Jezebel link so I'll never find out :(
 
2014-06-28 04:52:50 AM  

strangeluck: I could understand these guys for some things. But really? Hair fluttering in the wind couldn't be accomplished with say, an electric fan?


Came to say THIS.
 
2014-06-28 11:57:39 AM  
From the comments: "What a great metaphor for the patriarchy."

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2014-06-28 12:41:04 PM  

Arachnophobe: From the comments: "What a great metaphor for the patriarchy."


They're as serious as a chigger on your ballsack.
 
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