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(WFMZ Allentown)   Pennsylvania woman stands her ground against children with water guns   (wfmz.com ) divider line
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2014-06-27 02:46:20 PM  
TFA is trollerific. I'd sure hate to see the woman turn out to be ineligible to possess a firearm.
 
2014-06-27 02:47:18 PM  
George was arrested and charged with four counts of recklessly endangering another person, discharge of firearms, propulsion of missiles onto roadways, and disorderly conduct.

Remind me not to take my AMRAAM to Pennsylvania
 
2014-06-27 02:50:25 PM  

ArkAngel: George was arrested and charged with four counts of recklessly endangering another person, discharge of firearms, propulsion of missiles onto roadways, and disorderly conduct.

Remind me not to take my AMRAAM to Pennsylvania


If ever I have to go to jail or prison, please let the charge sound that cool at least!
 
2014-06-27 03:34:14 PM  
Shoot. She's got the training, she's got the permit. How long does she have to wait for a chance to shoot somebody anyhow?
 
2014-06-27 04:01:31 PM  
SPAM Blog
 
2014-06-27 04:09:23 PM  
Remind me not to visit Reading,
 
2014-06-27 04:13:43 PM  
I look forward to the followup.
 
2014-06-27 04:56:55 PM  
The Facebook picture is priceless.
 
2014-06-27 04:59:31 PM  
LOL at that Facebook post. Looks like we got a possible queen for King Douchenozzle von Krunk.

/These photos are mines, right?
//You posed to axe for permission
 
2014-06-27 04:59:32 PM  

HempHead: The Facebook picture is priceless.



Queen Douchenozzle Von Crunk!
 
2014-06-27 05:00:14 PM  
Damnit, missed an epic simulpost by one second.
 
2014-06-27 05:00:47 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me not to visit Reading,


Based on the little information I have, I am going to guess it was named that ironically.
 
2014-06-27 05:02:07 PM  

theorellior: Damnit, missed an epic simulpost by one second.



Since I was late, I'll take the blame.
 
2014-06-27 05:03:24 PM  

The_Sponge: theorellior: Damnit, missed an epic simulpost by one second.


Since I was late, I'll take the blame.


That's what she said.

/it's always her fault
//I am done at the right time every time
///she should get faster
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-27 05:03:44 PM  
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Think of the things she could do with that money.

1, Pay for another month's rent on her room at the Super 8
2. Take care of those roots, girl!
3. Checking account
4. Buy some good judgment
5. ???
 
2014-06-27 05:05:01 PM  

433: [img.fark.net image 438x432]

Think of the things she could do with that money.

1, Pay for another month's rent on her room at the Super 8
2. Take care of those roots, girl!
3. Checking account
4. Buy some good judgment
5. ???


Bail?
 
2014-06-27 05:05:30 PM  
So, turns out the teachers were right..

We do need to take water pistols away from kids.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-27 05:05:42 PM  

jst3p: 433: [img.fark.net image 438x432]

Think of the things she could do with that money.

1, Pay for another month's rent on her room at the Super 8
2. Take care of those roots, girl!
3. Checking account
4. Buy some good judgment
5. ???

Bail?


Attorney!
 
2014-06-27 05:05:58 PM  
If only those moms had had guns, they could have protected their children!

It's getting harder for me to comprehend why some people don't think this whole gun thing is getting a little out of hand.
 
2014-06-27 05:07:31 PM  

433: [img.fark.net image 438x432]

Think of the things she could do with that money.

1, Pay for another month's rent on her room at the Super 8
2. Take care of those roots, girl!
3. Checking account
4. Buy some good judgment
5. ???


How much of that does she have to give to her pimp?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-27 05:07:50 PM  
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"Clearly, you can see that I am not poor, as I have large wads of money in my hands.  Would a poor person have all of this money?  I don't think so.  I may not have good judgment, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
 
2014-06-27 05:08:09 PM  
OregonVet: "TFA is trollerific. I'd sure hate to see the woman turn out to be ineligible to possess a firearm."

Dafuq does it matter? Guns are so prevalent in this country that you can get them anywhere. Private sales on craigslist and gun shows are completely unregulated. Any nutjob/psycho/retard can get his hands on a gun with no effort at all even if he's "ineligible".

It's called the trickle down effect. You people should be very familiar with that.
 
2014-06-27 05:09:13 PM  

433: [img.fark.net image 438x432]

Think of the things she could do with that money.

1, Pay for another month's rent on her room at the Super 8
2. Take care of those roots, girl!
3. Checking account
4. Buy some good judgment
5. ???



The term "skanky ho" is used all too often, but in this case, it is definitely applicable.
 
2014-06-27 05:09:28 PM  
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It's the only way folks. The sooner we do it, the sooner this ends.
 
2014-06-27 05:09:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If only those moms had had guns, they could have protected their children!


I got a chuckle out of the mental image of Queen Douchenozzle von Crunk taking a potshot at those kids and then being hit with several simultaneous slugs as their mothers all returned fire.
 
2014-06-27 05:10:23 PM  
Damn, Drea de Matteo went down hill after the Sopranos.
 
2014-06-27 05:10:27 PM  

Gaylord Fister: You people should be very familiar with that.


cdn.madamenoire.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-27 05:10:40 PM  

Creoena: How much of that does she have to give to her pimp?


Her pimp is obviously not providing her with enough for conditioner.  Those frizzies are about to fly away!
 
2014-06-27 05:10:45 PM  
img.fark.net
That's about 300 dollars, tops.  Tie your tubes lady. Best investment you can make.
 
2014-06-27 05:11:21 PM  

Creoena: How much of that does she have to give to her pimp?



Given my knowledge of pimps, I'm going to say 100%.
 
2014-06-27 05:12:18 PM  
Repeal the 2nd! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
 
2014-06-27 05:14:05 PM  
If you're shooting a real gun at children playing with squirt guns, you are mentally ill.
 
2014-06-27 05:14:48 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: [img.fark.net image 438x432]
That's about 300 dollars, tops.  Tie your tubes lady. Best investment you can make.


yeh, she's a multi-hundredaire.  Still beats this guy tho.

www.punjabigraphics.com
 
2014-06-27 05:15:40 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Repeal the 2nd! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA


img.fark.net
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Mahatma Gandhi
Shot to death Jaunuary 30th, 1948
 
2014-06-27 05:15:46 PM  

AeAe: If you're shooting a real gun at children playing with squirt guns, you are mentally ill.


Eeeyup.
 
2014-06-27 05:15:52 PM  
Wow. She sure has a lot of $5s....
 
2014-06-27 05:15:55 PM  
This is not a responsible gun owner. If she was she'd have some target practice under her belt and would've nailed at least a couple of those little bastards.
 
2014-06-27 05:16:35 PM  

433: Her pimp is obviously not providing her with enough for conditioner. Those frizzies are about to fly away!


She got confused, she thought "split-ends" was slang for women. Anyway, she's definitely got "kinky" covered.
 
2014-06-27 05:19:26 PM  
Ah, Pensyltucky....
 
2014-06-27 05:19:30 PM  
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of children playing in the street.
 
2014-06-27 05:19:56 PM  

tinyarena: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Repeal the 2nd! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

[img.fark.net image 300x168]
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Mahatma Gandhi
Shot to death Jaunuary 30th, 1948


Damn Indians and their lax gun laws!!
 
2014-06-27 05:20:13 PM  

SilentStrider: Remind me not to visit Reading,


I hear Intercourse is nice this time of year. But may I suggest that you hit up Foreplay first? It makes for a smoother transition.

/One of those actually exists
 
2014-06-27 05:20:39 PM  

ArkAngel: George was arrested and charged with four counts of recklessly endangering another person, discharge of firearms, propulsion of missiles onto roadways, and disorderly conduct.

Remind me not to take my AMRAAM to Pennsylvania

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-27 05:21:24 PM  
She was arrested!?  But I thought you could just shoot off guns cause Merica. We should totes repeal the 2nd guys.
 
2014-06-27 05:22:13 PM  

maram500: SilentStrider: Remind me not to visit Reading,

I hear Intercourse is nice this time of year. But may I suggest that you hit up Foreplay first? It makes for a smoother transition.

/One of those actually exists


I've gone thru that area a couple of times on my way to Allentown.  Intercourse is a real town.  And I think Blue Balls.
 
2014-06-27 05:25:04 PM  

AeAe: maram500: SilentStrider: Remind me not to visit Reading,

I hear Intercourse is nice this time of year. But may I suggest that you hit up Foreplay first? It makes for a smoother transition.

/One of those actually exists

I've gone thru that area a couple of times on my way to Allentown.  Intercourse is a real town.  And I think Blue Balls.


You are correct on both.

The Foreplay fake town comes from an episode of Top Gear--passing through Pennsylvania, the hosts stopped at a sign, made a couple of crude jokes, and drove on for New York City. One of the jokes was essentially "Was there another town we should have passed through first?"
 
2014-06-27 05:26:54 PM  
Repeal the 2nd, y'all.  C'mon, gun owners.  Time to give up your toys.  'Cause the actions of this lady are kinda your fault, when you think about it.
 
2014-06-27 05:27:46 PM  

maram500: AeAe: maram500: SilentStrider: Remind me not to visit Reading,

I hear Intercourse is nice this time of year. But may I suggest that you hit up Foreplay first? It makes for a smoother transition.

/One of those actually exists

I've gone thru that area a couple of times on my way to Allentown.  Intercourse is a real town.  And I think Blue Balls.

You are correct on both.

The Foreplay fake town comes from an episode of Top Gear--passing through Pennsylvania, the hosts stopped at a sign, made a couple of crude jokes, and drove on for New York City. One of the jokes was essentially "Was there another town we should have passed through first?"


Would you mind explaining that joke? For those of us from Virgin, UT.
 
2014-06-27 05:28:14 PM  
Jesus, is that REALLY her mug shot? What a psycho biatch.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-27 05:32:20 PM  

dinch: Jesus, is that REALLY her mug shot? What a psycho biatch.


No, this is her mugshot:

www.wfmz.com

The other picture indicates a psycho biatch probability.  She'd probably cut you if you asked her to spell.
 
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