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(fredericksburg)   Boobies give officials wood while loggers cut down trees   (fredericksburg.com) divider line 23
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2001-12-11 10:03:27 AM  
I wish some of these women would come to protest the work I do....
 
bug
2001-12-11 10:05:38 AM  
one of these women distracted me into marriage.
 
J1
2001-12-11 10:06:20 AM  
First it was women stripping naked to protect trees, now it's stripping naked to cut them down...

*rolls eyes skyward* Women!

Then again, any excuse for them to strip will do fine for me...
 
2001-12-11 10:07:08 AM  
Boobies are threatening our rain forests! Environmentalists resort to 'spiking' bras.
 
2001-12-11 10:10:59 AM  
The authorities were actually too embarrassed to stand up due to the wood growing in their pants.
 
2001-12-11 10:11:04 AM  
Hurray for the tag line!
 
2001-12-11 10:19:02 AM  
"Cops" sure would be much more interesting if American criminals used this tactic.
 
2001-12-11 10:20:56 AM  
Anabolicassassin, I know what your saying. I wish I could come into work one day and somehow in my daily work have to deal with naked women. Maybe I can use this method the next time I screw up something by bringing in strippers during a meeting.
 
2001-12-11 10:33:17 AM  
Now THAT'S a protest that draws attention.
 
2001-12-11 11:08:36 AM  
Mattix Most of the guys they catch on COPS appear to be attempting this tactics.

Every single fat-ass cracker on the damn show is shirtless by the time they find him...
 
2001-12-11 11:26:05 AM  
Mattix: The'd just dither 'em out. You'd have to get the "too hot for TV" video if you wanted to see anything. :(
 
2001-12-11 11:43:10 AM  
Aside from the boobies, haven't they said the rainforest will be gone in few years, for the past 20 years. What the fark.
 
2001-12-11 11:57:30 AM  
Who needs forests when there are boobies!?
 
2001-12-11 12:03:14 PM  
getting their wives to strip naked and distract officials while they make a quick getaway with the valuable hardwood.
This quote doesn't even need to be commented on, just displayed.
 
2001-12-11 01:03:29 PM  
I know a lot of wives who, when naked, don't get their husbands any wood.
 
2001-12-11 01:42:21 PM  
Internet porno keeps families together.

on a side note, this article would have been much better if there was a wizard, a piece of rope, and an aboraphiliac in it.
 
2001-12-11 02:25:43 PM  
I woke up with wood(it sucks when you gotta drain the main vein in the morning if you're sporting wood.).
 
K
2001-12-11 02:52:58 PM  
i'm still waiting for pics.
 
2001-12-11 03:15:58 PM  
"However tough the rangers may be, they don't have the heart to hurt the nude housewives."

Probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
 
2001-12-11 04:08:09 PM  
Just rape the housewivevs and then kill them.

1. It solves the ditradtion problem
2. Once the loggers confront the rangers, they can be shot as well.
 
2001-12-11 04:13:03 PM  
THE RAINFOREST IS THE DEVIL
 
2001-12-11 05:24:39 PM  
Okay, if you got to see booby if you didn't arrest someone, and would get to see booby again if you let them go so they could steal & strip for you again...would you be more likely or less likely to arrest that person?

Insert Jeopardy! theme.
 
2001-12-11 10:54:15 PM  
Anyone else notice the addy on the right side of the screen? Maybe it's just me, but that statement sounds way too porny...
 
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