White_Scarf_Syndrome: Don't drink and drive you stupid idiot.
Jaden Smith First of His Name: You'll still be pondering suicide twenty years later, so just get it over with while everyone will just blame your parents instead of you.
Geordles: Never stick your dick in crazy
Egalitarian: secretly take martial arts classes and then start being a smart-ass to all the bullies.I should've aikido'd Ingrid P.'s ass AND her flunky Denise. (I was petite and they were huge, and they'd menace me in the locker room)
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