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(Pravda)   Arnold Schwarzenegger could become US Ambassador to Russia to discuss divorce issue with Putin, says Nikita Khrushchev's great-granddaughter   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 53
    More: Interesting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Russia, Nikita Khrushchev, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Die Presse  
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2014-06-27 04:40:56 AM  
Did she see the movie Red Heat? He already is Russian. Plus has a nice American watch.
 
2014-06-27 04:42:12 AM  
Actually I think it's an excellent idea.
 
2014-06-27 04:46:26 AM  
You mean this Khruschev?

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2014-06-27 04:48:41 AM  
Or this Khruschev?

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2014-06-27 08:51:44 AM  
Ahnold would make a great ambassador. Show Russia we are strong! Show Russia we like women! And we are strong!
 
2014-06-27 08:52:43 AM  
So that was more of a strangely written opinion article, rather than legit news.
 
2014-06-27 08:54:08 AM  
All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.
 
2014-06-27 08:54:21 AM  
Is she hot?

strangeluck: So that was more of a strangely written opinion article, rather than legit news.


It might qualify as celebrity gossip.
 
2014-06-27 08:57:02 AM  
When did fark start greening Pravda articles?

/adjusts onion on belt
 
2014-06-27 08:58:40 AM  
Sounds like she wants to be the new Russian Ambassador's Maid.
 
2014-06-27 08:58:59 AM  

Sasquach: When did fark start greening Pravda articles?

/adjusts onion on belt


Used to happen more often.. but there's a new icon for them now.
 
2014-06-27 09:00:23 AM  
Putin will put a hot coal in his hand see how long he can hold it.

Arnold will just squeeze it tightly before punching Putin in you the face.
 
2014-06-27 09:02:16 AM  
Now I have this image of Arnie and Putin 'negotiating' in Red Heat's steam room, the sweat glistening off perk, solid chests, with a friendly roll in the snow, afterwords.
 
2014-06-27 09:05:36 AM  

Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.


I think you mean all negotiations will consist of one liners.
 
2014-06-27 09:07:32 AM  
Pravda...ROTFLMAO

...tightens onion belt.
 
2014-06-27 09:11:06 AM  

SonsoftheSod: Now I have this image of Arnie and Putin 'negotiating' in Red Heat's steam room, the sweat glistening off perk, solid chests, with a friendly roll in the snow, afterwords.


From the Ruthless Review of Red Heat:  http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/the-ruthless-guide-to-80s-action/

Red Heat opens with possibly the most fully homoerotic twenty minutes in cinematic history. Think I'm exaggerating? The first scene is in a bathhouse! Some will argue that since it was a co-ed bathhouse, the homoeroticism is absent. I say bullshiat; all those nude chicks were actually hardcore steroid freaks whose breasts had dropped and whose nuts had been sucked back into the body. Present are guys lifting weights naked... Arnold is also totally nude, of course. As in we are treated to a nice ten-second shot of his ass. Needless to say that within thirty seconds he is "beating up" other guys. He even frolics in the snow with two big bears. After the nude-fighting, the "partner" actually tells Arnold that he noticed the both of them are circumcised. For reals! The bad guy Victor then shoots Arnold's "partner" dead and Schwarzenegger is so shaken up he can't attend the funeral. He can, of course, swear revenge. Using the "violence as a substitute for man-love" metaphor, the above means that Arnold caught his "partner" in bed with the bad guy, and now he wants a piece of that sweet, sweet ass for himself. Additionally, remember that when Arnold gets to his hotel in Chicago, he turns on some porno where a woman is clearly getting farked. He then starts shaking his head "no." I'm not making this up. Red Heat = gayest of all.
 
2014-06-27 09:11:20 AM  
Ellen Degeneres might make a good ambassador to the island of Lesbos, but that ain't gonna happen, either.
 
2014-06-27 09:11:58 AM  

mechgreg: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

I think you mean all negotiations will consist of one liners.


No no no. The one-liners come AFTER one side beats the other.
 
2014-06-27 09:13:37 AM  
Send Shai Lebouf.
 
2014-06-27 09:15:39 AM  
Not sure Arnold really knows enough about international organized crime to talk to Putin. Most Austrians seriously hate Russians. What other crime mob actually has nukes which they hold in reserve when doing neighbor by neighbor shakedowns?
 
2014-06-27 09:16:37 AM  
... as if Putin is not insecure enough... lol...
 
2014-06-27 09:16:53 AM  
Well...if Putin bleeds, we may be able to end this Ukraine thing after all.
 
2014-06-27 09:17:56 AM  

Arkanaut: mechgreg: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

I think you mean all negotiations will consist of one liners.

No no no. The one-liners come AFTER one side beats the other.


OK, but it starts like this:


Arnold: Come on, let the Ukraine go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Putin, let's party!
Putin: I can beat you, I don't need the Ukraine.  Ha ha ha!  I DON'T NEED THE UKRAINE!
 
2014-06-27 09:20:21 AM  

SonsoftheSod: Now I have this image of Arnie and Putin 'negotiating' in Red Heat's steam room, the sweat glistening off perk, solid chests, with a friendly roll in the snow, afterwords.


This is not your personal BL fanfic site.
 
2014-06-27 09:22:50 AM  
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2014-06-27 09:24:20 AM  
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a great man (NSFW language)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zX8eWLzqfI
 
2014-06-27 09:27:47 AM  
I love how the stock Arnold photo they got is just a headshot cropping from the cover of that movie he's got on Netflix right now.
 
2014-06-27 09:28:36 AM  
What could go wrong? Austrians love Russia!
 
2014-06-27 09:31:21 AM  
And if Dolph Lundgren can be the Russian ambassador to the US, we can have awesome diplomatic movies. I mean meetings.
 
2014-06-27 09:40:44 AM  
Isn't Lundgren really quite smart?
 
2014-06-27 09:43:48 AM  

SonsoftheSod: Isn't Lundgren really quite smart?


IQ of 160 with a unit that rivals Liam Neeson
 
2014-06-27 09:48:48 AM  
Now I have this image of Arnie in Twins scientist mode, Lundgren in a pure white lab coat, their hands meeting over a Bunsen burner, oh no did you burn your finger here let me... wets his tip with his tongue, their eyes meet. Silence, just the hiss and flicker of the burner.
 
2014-06-27 09:51:12 AM  

Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.


We should have started that policy a century ago.  Teddy Roosevelt would have still won the Noble Peace Prize for ending the Russia-Japan War by pinning the Czar!
 
2014-06-27 09:51:44 AM  
Em, there must be some way to fit Red Sonja into this scenario.
 
2014-06-27 09:52:43 AM  

SonsoftheSod: Isn't Lundgren really quite smart?


His wiki says he received straight A's in high school (which is tough in Sweeden,) got a BS in Chemistry from Washington State, later received a BS from the Sweedish Royal Institute of Technology in Chemical Engineering, and a Masters from the University of Sidney in the same.  He was also awarded a Fulbright, but never took advantage of it because he ended up hooking up with Grace Jones.

Back to the topic at hand, I'd love to see an Ah-nuld/Pootie meeting.  Nobody would know what anyone else was saying.  It would be a live action version of the Family Guy "Tony Danza, Sylvester Stallone" skit.
 
2014-06-27 09:55:56 AM  

IvanTheSilent: SonsoftheSod: Isn't Lundgren really quite smart?

His wiki says he received straight A's in high school (which is tough in Sweeden,) got a BS in Chemistry from Washington State, later received a BS from the Sweedish Royal Institute of Technology in Chemical Engineering, and a Masters from the University of Sidney in the same.  He was also awarded a Fulbright, but never took advantage of it because he ended up hooking up with Grace Jones.

Back to the topic at hand, I'd love to see an Ah-nuld/Pootie meeting.  Nobody would know what anyone else was saying.  It would be a live action version of the Family Guy "Tony Danza, Sylvester Stallone" skit.


This reminds me of the "love" scenes between Stallone and Bridgitte Nielsen in Cobra.  It was like they were speaking in tongues.
 
2014-06-27 10:00:40 AM  
bennett would be a better choice

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2014-06-27 10:03:04 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

We should have started that policy a century ago.  Teddy Roosevelt would have still won the Noble Peace Prize for ending the Russia-Japan War by pinning the Czar!


That would probably have been one of the least fair fights of all time. Weren't the Tsar's family all hemophiliacs?
 
2014-06-27 10:41:25 AM  

Arkanaut: Dwight_Yeast: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

We should have started that policy a century ago.  Teddy Roosevelt would have still won the Noble Peace Prize for ending the Russia-Japan War by pinning the Czar!

That would probably have been one of the least fair fights of all time. Weren't the Tsar's family all hemophiliacs?


"The Czar couldn't hold his blood!"

mentalfloss.com

 
2014-06-27 10:52:12 AM  
This makes as much sense as any other Obamagasm
 
2014-06-27 11:05:48 AM  
"Finally, Putin and Schwarzenegger speak German, and thus they will be able to discuss different topics in person, vesti.ru says."

Vladimir Putin also speaks perfect English, just in case.
 
2014-06-27 11:21:38 AM  

Arkanaut: Dwight_Yeast: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

We should have started that policy a century ago.  Teddy Roosevelt would have still won the Noble Peace Prize for ending the Russia-Japan War by pinning the Czar!

That would probably have been one of the least fair fights of all time. Weren't the Tsar's family all hemophiliacs?


Just Alexei, the Tsareveich; the daughters would have been carriers thanks to their mother's descent from Victoria.
 
2014-06-27 11:32:57 AM  

ccc1138: bennett would be a better choice


Obligatory
 
2014-06-27 11:36:43 AM  
I don't know, remember the TV thing he did while governor which start with him playing with that large knife. Arnold might start an international incident.
 
2014-06-27 11:37:55 AM  
"Putin, remember when I said you could have Crimea? I LIED."

/splosions
 
2014-06-27 11:51:29 AM  
What is best in diplomacy?
 
2014-06-27 11:52:39 AM  
Just in case you were hoping for a hot Mussolini granddaughter type deal.
This is the reality...
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2014-06-27 11:59:45 AM  
It's Pravda like The Onion except they pass off the stories as real, serious, and genuine news?
 
2014-06-27 12:00:56 PM  

Barnstormer: Arkanaut: Dwight_Yeast: Arkanaut: All future US-Russia negotiations will consist of wrestling matches.

We should have started that policy a century ago.  Teddy Roosevelt would have still won the Noble Peace Prize for ending the Russia-Japan War by pinning the Czar!

That would probably have been one of the least fair fights of all time. Weren't the Tsar's family all hemophiliacs?


"The Czar couldn't hold his blood!"

[mentalfloss.com image 620x442]


4.bp.blogspot.com

Still is the most (read "only") badass pic of any sitting president in the history of ever.
 
2014-06-27 01:32:47 PM  

Kevin72: Did she see the movie Red Heat? He already is Russian. Plus has a nice American watch.


If that wasn't covered in the Boobies I was gonna have to get my ass to mars.
 
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