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(Daily Star)   Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 50
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2014-06-27 05:07:47 AM  
The man is 88. 88. Perhaps the kidney problems were from something else?
 
2014-06-27 07:10:15 AM  
Drinking piss might cause kidney problems? Better drink my own piss.
 
2014-06-27 07:14:05 AM  
Are we sure he wasn't drinking Bud Light? It is easy to confuse the two..
 
2014-06-27 07:18:39 AM  
Survivor Man Les Stroud FTW.   Fark you Bear Grylls.  Hotel-Stayin' wuss.
 
2014-06-27 07:21:22 AM  
I heard kidney diseases can be cured by daily golden showers.
 
2014-06-27 07:22:58 AM  
He's chinese.  Those are the same people that think tiger penises will make you strong.
 
2014-06-27 07:26:34 AM  
So, drinking things that your body works all day to get rid of isn't good for you....

Good to know.
 
2014-06-27 07:28:02 AM  
If urine was good for you, your body wouldn't be trying so damn hard to get rid of it.
 
2014-06-27 07:31:26 AM  
If I did this for years thinking it would help my health and it turned out to destroy my kidneys, I'd be pretty pissed off.
 
2014-06-27 07:35:16 AM  
Meh. In Germany, people not only drink it, they wash themselves with it. And guess what they use for soap!
 
2014-06-27 07:36:24 AM  

BowtoMogul: If I did this for years thinking it would help my health and it turned out to destroy my kidneys, I'd be pretty pissed off.


sees what you did there ...
 
2014-06-27 07:39:10 AM  
I have kidney disease? Better drink my own piss.
 
2014-06-27 07:40:52 AM  

BowtoMogul: If I did this for years thinking it would help my health and it turned out to destroy my kidneys, I'd be pretty pissed off.


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2014-06-27 07:42:29 AM  
I can't believe it took 24 years to have ill effects...I've heard some survival people say drinking pee does worse than good if your out of water. If I'm ever out of water in a survival situation...I will be drinking my pee. Thank you disgusting old chinease man.
 
GBB
2014-06-27 07:49:11 AM  
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www.haru-haru.info
 
2014-06-27 07:53:11 AM  
Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?

Hopefully not obscure
 
2014-06-27 08:04:15 AM  
I can't even read that article without being grossed out.
 
2014-06-27 08:06:21 AM  
Well, since my urine is 45% gin and 10% vermouth, i don't mind drinking it. But passing them olive pits is a biatch.
 
2014-06-27 08:11:13 AM  
And his nephrologist has a new party story...
 
2014-06-27 08:21:20 AM  

Schmerd1948: Well, since my urine is 45% gin and 10% vermouth, i don't mind drinking it. But passing them olive pits is a biatch.


Now that is someone that has earned being a farker
 
2014-06-27 08:22:15 AM  
A board-certified specialist in nephrology and infectious diseases would like to have a word with this man.

/Obscure?
//Probably
 
2014-06-27 08:22:15 AM  

Schmerd1948: Well, since my urine is 45% gin and 10% vermouth, i don't mind drinking it. But passing them olive pits is a biatch.


[golfclap]
 
2014-06-27 08:30:27 AM  
What's up with the half-assed pixellation in the one photo?
 
2014-06-27 08:30:55 AM  
From FTA:   Bao not only drinks three cups of his own urine every day, but also uses urine to wash his face.
He said: "I have never caught a cold in the past 22 years."

And I'm sure that's not because no one comes close enough to you to pass on a cold because YOU REEK OF PISS!
 
2014-06-27 08:32:31 AM  
Yo, dawg....
 
2014-06-27 08:35:01 AM  
www.joeydevilla.com

Well I can see what went wrong. He forgot to grow a mustache and put roses in his glasses of pee-pee. Those are required steps in proper piss-guzzling.
 
2014-06-27 08:39:11 AM  
People who drink their own piss survive despite that fact.

-Cody Lundin
 
2014-06-27 08:41:11 AM  
Can't stand the salty-ammonia taste of piss, so I'll just stick with Bud Light or Coors Light and get the same result.
 
2014-06-27 08:56:51 AM  
Someone needs to plant a bug over there that gets the people into eating their own feces for super healthy results.
 
2014-06-27 09:10:04 AM  

GBB: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x413]
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www.bandofcats.com
/thinkin of caturday
 
2014-06-27 09:10:31 AM  

Schmerd1948: Well, since my urine is 45% gin and 10% vermouth, i don't mind drinking it. But passing them olive pits is a biatch.


As I am diabetic I would assume my pee tastes like maple syrup.

/Not on my flapjacks, thank you very much
 
2014-06-27 09:17:58 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-27 09:21:04 AM  

SpdrJay: So, drinking things that your body works all day to get rid of isn't good for you....

Good to know.


His kidneys are giving up out of frustration. Same piss different day.
 
2014-06-27 09:31:27 AM  
Star: Drinking piss will pixelate your eyes!
 
2014-06-27 10:11:08 AM  
My piss tastes like bud light.
 
2014-06-27 10:14:45 AM  

Kevin72: The man is 88. 88. Perhaps the kidney problems were from something else?


Way to kill the thread there, buzzkill.

SpdrJay: So, drinking things that your body works all day to get rid of isn't good for you....
Good to know.


No kidding. "Let's see, I'm thirsty. I could have a nice drink of water, or I could drink the concentrated toxins that my own body has already filtered out and disposed of. Hmmmmm......"
 
2014-06-27 10:22:20 AM  

skinink: I heard kidney diseases can be cured by daily golden showers.


Urine over your head.
 
2014-06-27 10:24:30 AM  

Lee451: Schmerd1948: Well, since my urine is 45% gin and 10% vermouth, i don't mind drinking it. But passing them olive pits is a biatch.

As I am diabetic I would assume my pee tastes like maple syrup.

/Not on my flapjacks, thank you very much


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Knows something about drinking and flapjacks...
 
2014-06-27 10:27:28 AM  
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2014-06-27 10:53:45 AM  
I never understood how drinking something that your body is getting rid off should be good for that same body....
 
2014-06-27 11:14:10 AM  
Me American, me go tee-hee.
Me put cola in your pee-pee.
 
2014-06-27 11:45:59 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Survivor Man Les Stroud FTW.   Fark you Bear Grylls.  Hotel-Stayin' wuss.


Les making fun of Bear
 
2014-06-27 11:59:08 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-27 12:33:35 PM  

Tetrazphere: I've heard some survival people say drinking pee does worse than good if your out of water. If I'm ever out of water in a survival situation...I will be drinking my pee. Thank you disgusting old chinease man.


What?
 
2014-06-27 12:38:30 PM  

bern_viking: I never understood how drinking something that your body is getting rid off should be good for that same body....


You body is not 100% efficient. You should give it a second chance to extract goodness out of your pee, just in case there's something left in there it needs!

Seriously, it's a farking nasty, disgusting practice. Ew.
 
2014-06-27 12:52:35 PM  
and for my next act, a tasty shiat sandwich!

/fecal foccachia?
 
2014-06-27 01:07:51 PM  
Bao not only drinks three cups of his own urine every day, but also uses urine to wash his face.

He said: "I have never caught a cold in the past 22 years.
"My eyes become brighter and there are no age spots on my face.


Human sh%t is good for the hair and a 'natural' fertilizer but it's not wise to grow food in it and not smart to rub on the head.

China is the mecca for 'Traditional Herbal Medicine' along with a host of alternative cures ranging from things pertaining to Martial Arts to mysticism.

However, 80% of the stuff can't be proven to work and the majority of the effects tend to be psychological. The other 20% actually works, but has been scientifically tested and consistent results found. Like certain tree barks that ease pain contain the raw base for aspirin. Certain herbal teas contain weak doses of soothing medications and combinations of them can be used for actual various health problems.

However, Rhino horn will do absolutely nothing physically for a person's sex drive and function. It's essentially a condensed toenail. Since the Rhino is powerful and scary, the 'erect', tough horn on it's head, naturally, must be a remedy for a sagging penis. So, Rhinos have been slaughtered nearly to extinction.

Also, the majority of these medicines came about when the average person had little in the way of actual medical care and physicians basically resorted to cutting and cauterizing body parts as treatment and knew nothing about germs and cross contamination.

So, it would be handy to know which leaf would clot blood, which root would sooth the stomach, what plant could stop the trots and what natural clay could provide hard to find trace minerals. Yes. Kaolin eaters -- clay -- actually have a biological reason for doing so.

This is where pharmaceutical companies come in by locating assorted natural compounds, processing and purifying them, removing the often large amount of accompanying toxins and testing them to get proper dosages.
Part of the medication commonly used for anesthetic in general surgery comes from the Belladonna Plant -- a serious poison used mainly to knock off one's enemies hundreds of years ago. It has to be modified with another normally toxic natural poison to allow you to survive the longest surgery painlessly and in a deep sleep, from which you will actually awaken.

A couple of hundred years ago, Dr.s carried a big, fat, black nicotine packed cigar. Tobacco had chemicals in it which could be used to help a person relax during the then no anesthetic surgeries. The patient didn't smoke it.

The Dr shoved it up their anus and left it in place for a time for the mucosal membranes to absorb the nicotine directly into the blood. Then, he removed it, wiped it off and put it back into his bag for the next patient.

After all, good tobacco was expensive. They recycled. Plus they had little concept of contamination.

Tobacco, chewed into a wad, has also been used to sooth stings, draw poison from small insect bites and act as a bug repellent. It was also used as a poultice to draw out or prevent infection at times.

However, it's not suggested it be used for any of those things in this day and age.

Considering the long, often messy history of China where the common man tended to be subservient by force and had limited resources available, it's not surprising that they developed a major program of 'natural' cures.

Even cow shiat has been used for medical cures.

The ONLY usable form of urine is water, and that has to be separated through distillation from the rest of the trash. Though China once decided to collect hundreds of thousands of gallons of human urine, which was then boiled down in huge iron kettles -- which made the area for miles around reek badly -- to salvage a few micrograms of crystals formed from human hormones.

Those were consumed as a sex aid. (Of course.)

Even hard core survivalists will tell you that urine has no benefit in it's natural form and can do more harm than good if consumed. It's a 'waste product'.

Humans seem determined to find assorted medical uses for their bodily waste -- which usually winds up just making them sicker than they were in the first place.
 
2014-06-27 02:07:21 PM  
Right now on another web forum is a story about a guy who engaged in some watersports with his girlfriend for the first time (for him). She apparently had a bit more experience with that and remarked that his urine was sweeter than most. That's how he found out he had diabetes. Instead of thanking her he dropped her for lying and being a pisswhore. Some gratitude!
 
2014-06-27 02:47:29 PM  

qualtrough: Right now on another web forum is a story about a guy who engaged in some watersports with his girlfriend for the first time (for him). She apparently had a bit more experience with that and remarked that his urine was sweeter than most. That's how he found out he had diabetes. Instead of thanking her he dropped her for lying and being a pisswhore. Some gratitude!


I wonder how that thank you might go...

"Wow, honey, thanks! Your extensive experience taste testing the urine of I don't know how many men alerted me to a potentially life threatening condition. I certainly won't have that image in my mind every time I kiss you from this point forward. Since we're being so open and accepting of each others sexual peccadilloes, I've always wanted to do a three way with twins. Mind if we give your sister a call. She's not your twin but I can be flexible."
 
2014-06-27 03:00:38 PM  

Kevin72: The man is 88. 88. Perhaps the kidney problems were from something else?


Yep, seems like it worked for a while.
 
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