AGremlin: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?
Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?You can milk any thing with nipples
jack_o_the_hills: Fear mongering of this quality has to make even Fox blush..
CruJones: Leicester University scientist Dr Jan Zalasiewicz said: "Given enough time, rats could probably grow to be at least as large as the capybara, the world's largest rodent, that lives today, that can reach 80 kilos."Cows in Britain must be really really small
picturescrazy: Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?You can milk any thing with nipplesI have nipples. Can you milk me?
uncleacid: Nothing like a grilled rat cheese sandwich.
moeburn: They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks agoThey looked so sweet and harmlessTell me, how was I to know?They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surpriseThey grew to forty thousand times their original sizeThey started mutatin' right before my eyesOh my!ATTACK OF THE RADIOACTIVE HAMSTERS FROM A PLANET NEAR MARSA race from a distant placeThey came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigarsMan oh man, you oughta hear 'em squealNow the whole wide world is their exercise wheelAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsThe president, he's is a panicThe pentagon, they're in shockThere's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clockNow the National Guard is out in my back yardAnd the Marines'll be comin' aroundI hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town'Cause the property values are goin' way down nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsThey're back and they're lookin' for a snackAnd they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad barsI hope they're not plannin' to stayWho invited them here anaywayAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsWell, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimpAnd there's one the size of central parkThey're using telephone pole to pick their teethThey're evil and nasty and they glow in the darkOh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boysYou know it just makes 'em mad when you shootThey're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the worldBut you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, nowAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsWhat a racquet they're makin', JackThey keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitarsListen to 'em squealThey think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheelAttack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near MarsHey Jack, you better watch your backHere come those hamsters from a planet near marsWell, well, it's called theAttack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near MarsA planet near Mars
hstein3: Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?You can milk any thing with nipples[28.media.tumblr.com image 443x338]/Mmmmm.
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