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(Some Guy)   Britain, first the rodents were the size of cats that were overrunning your country and you did nothing, now that they're the size of cows, what are you going to do?   (dailystarsunday.co.uk) divider line 92
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2014-06-27 11:24:54 AM  
Rodents Of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.
 
2014-06-27 12:19:56 PM  
It's easy to simply read the article, look at the site, ponder the lazy reporting and terrible writing, and ask 'For what conceivable audience would this idiotic garbage be written?'

Then you look at the comments section, and you are enlightened.
 
2014-06-27 12:58:22 PM  
Time to learn how to BBQ, Brits.


/comments were pretty funny
 
2014-06-27 12:59:21 PM  
Better than a rat-sized cow.

www.mochimochiland.com

How do you even get milk from that?
 
2014-06-27 01:13:11 PM  
Leicester University scientist Dr Jan Zalasiewicz said: "Given enough time, rats could probably grow to be at least as large as the capybara, the world's largest rodent, that lives today, that can reach 80 kilos."

Cows in Britain must be really really small
 
2014-06-27 01:13:44 PM  
Mooo-ve?
 
2014-06-27 01:14:54 PM  

AGremlin: Rodents Of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.


Thread over.
 
2014-06-27 01:15:18 PM  
How do they taste?
 
2014-06-27 01:15:58 PM  
Can you milk a rat?
 
2014-06-27 01:16:28 PM  
Use the mole-rat repellent stick!
 
2014-06-27 01:17:40 PM  
Cow rats or Abbey Clancy...

cdn.rsvlts.com

Abbey Clancy
 
2014-06-27 01:18:04 PM  
bookwag.com

"No F'n way!"
 
2014-06-27 01:18:32 PM  
Fear mongering of this quality has to make even Fox blush..
 
2014-06-27 01:20:05 PM  
I think the obvious way to get rid of them is to ask for help from robot aliens.  Duh.
 
2014-06-27 01:20:20 PM  
Waiting for mad-rat disease to wipe them out.
 
2014-06-27 01:21:46 PM  

BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?


You can milk any thing with nipples
 
2014-06-27 01:22:28 PM  
Don't have a rat, man!
 
2014-06-27 01:22:36 PM  

AGremlin: Rodents Of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.


Inconceivable, actually.
 
2014-06-27 01:24:41 PM  
I'd like to order one of those tentacle gloves.
 
2014-06-27 01:24:49 PM  
Great headline

Limbaugh and Nugent are finally leaving the country as promised ???
 
2014-06-27 01:25:13 PM  

Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples


28.media.tumblr.com

/Mmmmm.
 
2014-06-27 01:25:52 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: Fear mongering of this quality has to make even Fox blush..


Drink! Vape!
Fox and quality in same sentence.
 
2014-06-27 01:26:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-27 01:27:20 PM  
Resistant to poison!?/not resistant to bullets!// Midwest solutions
 
2014-06-27 01:27:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples


I have nipples. Can you milk me?
 
2014-06-27 01:28:08 PM  
Aww, get real, you had to know they would get around to Assault Rats eventually.

Only thing that will stop an Assault Rat is a good guy with an Assault Weapon.
 
2014-06-27 01:28:41 PM  
Also, how much experience do you get for killing these giant rats? It may be worth spending the gold on a short sword and maybe some cheap armor.
 
2014-06-27 01:28:47 PM  

CruJones: Leicester University scientist Dr Jan Zalasiewicz said: "Given enough time, rats could probably grow to be at least as large as the capybara, the world's largest rodent, that lives today, that can reach 80 kilos."

Cows in Britain must be really really small


SPEAK!
 
2014-06-27 01:30:28 PM  

Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples


"I have nipples, Oldiron_79...

2.bp.blogspot.com

Can you milk me?"
 
2014-06-27 01:31:04 PM  

picturescrazy: Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples

I have nipples. Can you milk me?


Dagnabbit!
 
2014-06-27 01:31:45 PM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

This looks 'shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.
 
2014-06-27 01:33:37 PM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

COW-SIZE INFESTATION: Artist's impression of the enormous breed of super-rats [GETTY / GETTY]

This article has the integrity of cow-dung.
 
2014-06-27 01:34:00 PM  
Someone's been watching too many saturday morning cartoons stoned...

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-27 01:34:13 PM  
slappersonly.com
 
2014-06-27 01:35:19 PM  
Nothing like a grilled rat cheese sandwich.
 
2014-06-27 01:37:29 PM  
Release the Diamond Dogs.
 
2014-06-27 01:38:26 PM  
img.fark.net

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my!

ATTACK OF THE RADIOACTIVE HAMSTERS FROM A PLANET NEAR MARS

A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars
 
2014-06-27 01:39:43 PM  

uncleacid: Nothing like a grilled rat cheese sandwich.


Rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.
 
2014-06-27 01:41:25 PM  

moeburn: They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my!

ATTACK OF THE RADIOACTIVE HAMSTERS FROM A PLANET NEAR MARS

A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars


I can hear the tune of this even now, which means my brain archived this song because it may be necessary for my survival.
 
2014-06-27 01:43:02 PM  
I know someone who grew up in a new york borough back before the internet.  lived in the city his whole life.  never been to a farm.  thought cows were the same size as dogs.  the first time he actually saw a cow, he was shocked by how much bigger they were than he thought.  cows are much bigger than dogs.

cows are massive.  cow-sized rats just can't hide in the sewers.  and their dietary needs would be extraordinary.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-27 01:46:03 PM  

AGremlin: Rodents Of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.


inconceivable
/brofist
 
2014-06-27 01:49:34 PM  
hstein3: Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples

[28.media.tumblr.com image 443x338]

/Mmmmm.


beats Malk
 
2014-06-27 01:52:46 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-27 01:52:53 PM  
i1102.photobucket.com

i279.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-27 01:53:32 PM  

AGremlin: Rodents Of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.


There are certainly none on Fark...
 
2014-06-27 01:55:14 PM  
Rat?  This is a rat burger?  Not bad.

emilycontois.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-27 01:55:37 PM  
coolexoticpets.com

They are really working on getting there....

/some farker around here has one of these
 
2014-06-27 01:58:00 PM  

Oldiron_79: BigLuca: Can you milk a rat?

You can milk any thing with nipples


I have nipples and a penis. Can you milk me?
 
2014-06-27 01:58:25 PM  
Pfft, we've had human sized rodents in Westminster and The City for years.
 
2014-06-27 02:06:51 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [slappersonly.com image 850x478]


This image illustrates why you're supposed to fight it from the ledge up above!
 
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