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(Yahoo)   Five year old pulls his pants down on a dare at school. School reacts by doing C) Forcing him to sign a sexual misconduct form without parents present, suspended him and put a note in his permanent record for "indecent exposure"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 90
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2014-06-27 11:19:45 AM  
sounds like he may have been bullied here.
 
2014-06-27 12:08:42 PM  
Lawsuit incoming in 3... 2... 1...

/zero tolerance, I has zero tolerance for it
 
2014-06-27 01:35:14 PM  
A five year old, doesn't really care about nudity, nor should they.

Also, zero tolerance policies punish minor offenders harshly and major offenders mildly.  In short they are stupid.
 
2014-06-27 01:46:02 PM  
As much as I don't want to see public money go to charter schools, you zero tolerance assholes are making it pretty difficult.
 
2014-06-27 01:53:32 PM  
He should be labeled as a pedophile, since he exposed himself to children.

Also, he should be charged with molesting a child, since he removed the pants of a five-year-old.
 
2014-06-27 02:00:58 PM  
Permanent record? He's farked for life.
 
2014-06-27 02:06:07 PM  
Again with the "permanent record" myth?
 
2014-06-27 02:07:18 PM  
I mean seriously, I used to laugh at that threat, in the fourth grade, IN THE 1980s.
 
2014-06-27 02:09:30 PM  
I think subby spent too much time pulling down his/her pants in school and missed the lessons on verb agreement.
 
2014-06-27 02:11:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: He should be labeled as a pedophile, since he exposed himself to children.

Also, he should be charged with molesting a child, since he removed the pants of a five-year-old.


throw some books at him
 
2014-06-27 02:12:49 PM  

Calmamity: As much as I don't want to see public money go to charter schools, you zero tolerance assholes are making it pretty difficult.


Any particular reason for that? I'm a pretty big fan of my kid's charter school.
 
2014-06-27 02:14:16 PM  
Well in a few years he might become an auto thief or an armed robber.   At that point the same system will push the line that his brain won't be fully developed until his early twenties and push for an expungement of those crime but still leave that one on his record.
 
2014-06-27 02:15:19 PM  
I guess my grandson should be sent to Eddyville (San Quenton, Sing-Sing, Michigan City to compare) since he committed the malicious act of felonious exposure of genitalia (also at the age of 5) when he pulled his pants down on the sideline of his soccer game and peed... right in front of everybody.  Just had to go... Luckily no one associated with this article was there, so he didn't have to suffer the indignity of being cuffed and tazed into submission for the long ride to the hoosegow.
 
2014-06-27 02:15:33 PM  
Ashton Ranch Elementary School:

https://schoolweb.dysart.org/SchoolSites/index.aspx?sid=111

The staff contact page:

https://schoolweb.dysart.org/SchoolSites/index.aspx?sid=111&page=-8

And don't forget some google reviews!
 
2014-06-27 02:16:46 PM  
whatisthisIdonteven

/F U skool administrators.  F U all to the hot place.  The 99.99% of you makes the other 0.01% look bad.
 
2014-06-27 02:17:16 PM  
If you happen to be a school official (Although if you are  I wonder how you would be able to operate a computer)


s18.postimg.org

This is how the world sees you.
 
2014-06-27 02:18:04 PM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/8126213/Sixteen-year-old-finds-himself-fa cing-felony-indecent-exposure-charges-after-mooning-a-bus-full-of-stud ents-Yes-a-felony-Talk-about-assinine-am-I-right">http://www.fark.com /comments/8126213/Sixteen-year-old-finds-himself-fa cing-felony-indecent-exposure-charges-after-mooning-a-bus-full-of-stud ents-Yes-a-felony-Talk-about-assinine-am-I-right

Here is a fark thread about a 16 y/o getting felony charges for mooning on a school bus.
 
2014-06-27 02:18:09 PM  
So instead of "What's going on here? Please pull your pants back up; this is not the bathroom!" (Pants pulled back up, other kid's threat exposed, both kids taken into principal's office to have a talk about what all of this can do)

It turns into: "You! Come with me to the Principle's office at once!" (only one kid taken, forced to sign some crap that will make teachers question his every potentially "sexually laden" intent for the rest of his schooling) ?

All for a five year old?

14 I can see. Because you knwo when they were five, they had a talk to teach them that's not how we do things, but seriously? Five?

one more thing: Parents, please teach your kids that they don't do anything in the principle's office without talking to Mom/Dad on the phone first.
This is a bunch of bullshiat.
 
2014-06-27 02:18:18 PM  
The child, signed in at the police station as a sexual predator, in crayon. Next stop for this kid: the electric high-chair.
 
2014-06-27 02:19:06 PM  
Wow, not even a double dare.
holeinthedonut.com
 
2014-06-27 02:19:27 PM  

Uncontrolled_Jibe: Well in a few years he might become an auto thief or an armed robber.   At that point the same system will push the line that his brain won't be fully developed until his early twenties and push for an expungement of those crime but still leave that one on his record.


Well of course.  Armed robbery or grand theft auto aren't the type of things they put on your PERMANENT RECORD.
 
2014-06-27 02:19:30 PM  

thamike: Again with the "permanent record" myth?


Every time I'm at a job interview I sweat profusely until it's clear they're not going to pull my permanent record out of a drawer.
 
2014-06-27 02:20:56 PM  
He now has to go through life as Eric The Small.
 
2014-06-27 02:21:36 PM  

skrame: thamike: Again with the "permanent record" myth?

Every time I'm at a job interview I sweat profusely until it's clear they're not going to pull my permanent record out of a drawer.


www.bimmerfest.com
 
2014-06-27 02:21:54 PM  
Well I hope the schools were not looking forward to getting new books anytime soon.
 
2014-06-27 02:22:32 PM  
My son turned three last Sunday. He is "potty trained" if he's not wearing pants, that is, he'll hold in his pee if he's bottomless and deposit it in his potty. Put pants on him, and he lets fly with abandon.

So the first thing we do when we get home is take off his pants. I wasn't aware that he or his mother and I were being scarred for life. Huh.
 
2014-06-27 02:22:49 PM  
And they laugh at home schooling....

If this was my child, I would sue the school until I got the terminations of superintendent on down. Government schools are a nightmare
 
2014-06-27 02:26:06 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: And they laugh at home schooling....

If this was my child, I would sue the school until I got the terminations of superintendent on down. Government schools are a nightmare


When I was in high school a friend of mine who was a minor was detained by the administration, interrogated by police and had the interrogation recorded, all without his permission or his parents even being notified or present, because some rich white kid wanted to bully him a bit and so claimed that he had said he was going to blow up the school.

Nothing happened to anyone in that situation.

A teacher later that year refused to pass a football player who had in fact not turned in a single homework assignment. The teacher was fired more or less immediately on some made-up charge.

The education system in this country is idiotic.
 
2014-06-27 02:26:14 PM  
THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!

/ I bet they didn't contact the school's lawyer before they made a 5 year-old sign a statement that is completely inadmissible.
 
2014-06-27 02:28:55 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: If you happen to be a school official (Although if you are  I wonder how you would be able to operate a computer)


[s18.postimg.org image 450x330]

This is how the world sees you.


A little harsh, but well earned.
 
2014-06-27 02:30:33 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: And they laugh at home schooling....


It's more of a brow furrowing and complete dismissal of the intellect of the "pupil," but laughter makes it a little easier to digest.
 
2014-06-27 02:30:40 PM  
This is going on your PERMANENT RECORD!!!
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2014-06-27 02:30:53 PM  
And this happened in a town called Surprise.
 
2014-06-27 02:31:55 PM  

Silly_Sot: Ashton Ranch Elementary School:

https://schoolweb.dysart.org/SchoolSites/index.aspx?sid=111

The staff contact page:

https://schoolweb.dysart.org/SchoolSites/index.aspx?sid=111&page=-8

And don't forget some google reviews!


Check the reviews here
http://www.bestplaces.net/schools/arizona/surprise/ashton_ranch_elem en tary_school
 
2014-06-27 02:32:46 PM  
No kid can refuse a triple-gog dare. It's in the book.
 
2014-06-27 02:32:59 PM  
Putting the "loco" in in loco parentis.
 
2014-06-27 02:33:25 PM  
A minor can't sign a legally binding document....soooo....what is with these people? They somehow didn't know that, or did they think nobody would complain about their stupid policy?

Needs to be some kind of way for citizens to vote to fire stupid admins.
 
2014-06-27 02:33:54 PM  
Surprise!
 
2014-06-27 02:34:47 PM  

tlars699: So instead of "What's going on here? Please pull your pants back up; this is not the bathroom!" (Pants pulled back up, other kid's threat exposed, both kids taken into principal's office to have a talk about what all of this can do)

It turns into: "You! Come with me to the Principle's office at once!" (only one kid taken, forced to sign some crap that will make teachers question his every potentially "sexually laden" intent for the rest of his schooling) ?

All for a five year old?

14 I can see. Because you knwo when they were five, they had a talk to teach them that's not how we do things, but seriously? Five?

one more thing: Parents, please teach your kids that they don't do anything in the principle's office without talking to Mom/Dad on the phone first.
This is a bunch of bullshiat.


Folks argue that college kids are too young to know what they are getting into when they sign up for credit cards at campus events.  Yet here school officials are making a 5 year old sign a form that they agree to the charge of sexual misconduct without a parent present.

Sure, makes sense.  Got to teach the kids that authority figures don't care about you early in life.
 
2014-06-27 02:35:40 PM  

Lord Dimwit: My son turned three last Sunday. He is "potty trained" if he's not wearing pants, that is, he'll hold in his pee if he's bottomless and deposit it in his potty. Put pants on him, and he lets fly with abandon.

So the first thing we do when we get home is take off his pants. I wasn't aware that he or his mother and I were being scarred for life. Huh.


Lol!

Have you tried the "If you don't go in your pants for X long, you get a treat, and after so many days you get toy" positive reinforcement?

/Have a 3 year old and 4 year old. 4 is finally trained, 3 was going to be trained at 2, but spent too much time at his Dad's house. =_=
 
2014-06-27 02:36:36 PM  
Overwhelmingly, it's the gym teachers who become principals and superintendents, because (a) they have no homework to grade so they can start on the degree sooner and complete it faster and (b) most districts are still old boys' networks, and who's more old boy than the gym teacher?

And then this happens. Again and again and again, all over the place. The teachers know it's crap but so long as the dimmest bulbs are running the show that's how it'll be.

Oh plus the town lawyers insisting on limiting liability through zero tolerance policies. Let's not forget that.
 
2014-06-27 02:38:40 PM  
Why does anyone bother getting a signature from a minor?

Maybe a high school student could be cowed or deceived into thinking that it meant something, but a 5 year-old wouldn't have any understanding
 
2014-06-27 02:38:49 PM  
Jesus Christ, he's FIVE YEARS OLD. Not only does he not know what sex is, he has no idea of right and wrong. Children are curious about their bodies and will do such things. It's natural. So by labeling him for life, as some sort of sexual deviant, you have taught him that he is to be ashamed of his dirty dirty naked body, and hang his head because he knows he's been labeled. Way to impress shame on him for an innocent act of a child. it will be interesting and sad to look at him in 15 years and see how he's doing with that shiat in his file.


/Seriously, your lack of intellect and bad judgment in this situation is retardation at it's finest. Did you perhaps grow up eating paint chips? House near a lead factory?
 
2014-06-27 02:39:23 PM  
School administrator = retard.
 
2014-06-27 02:40:39 PM  

iheartscotch: THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!

/ I bet they didn't contact the school's lawyer before they made a 5 year-old sign a statement that is completely inadmissible.


I bet I'd be contacting a lawyer my damn self!
When my daughter was in kindergarten a boy pantsed her (it had just been done to him, so he wanted to take the focus off of that). The teacher made him write a letter of apology n that was it. No permanent record, no horrible consequences, no principal involved.
You all may recognize him now, he's the good looking felon all the ladies want...should have thrown the book at him I guess.
 
2014-06-27 02:41:54 PM  
This is not the headline you want to see an autoplay video under.  Especially at work.
 
2014-06-27 02:42:41 PM  

Cantankerous Gnome: This is going on your PERMANENT RECORD!!!
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I wonder where my permanent record is & what it says?  If it's permanent, it must still exist somewhere...
 
2014-06-27 02:44:32 PM  
Well, there'd be no excuse, had the teacher provided the appropriate cautionary tune for `sing-a-long' before juice & nap time:

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back"
 
2014-06-27 02:44:42 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus Christ, he's FIVE YEARS OLD. Not only does he not know what sex is, he has no idea of right and wrong. Children are curious about their bodies and will do such things. It's natural. So by labeling him for life, as some sort of sexual deviant, you have taught him that he is to be ashamed of his dirty dirty naked body, and hang his head because he knows he's been labeled. Way to impress shame on him for an innocent act of a child. it will be interesting and sad to look at him in 15 years and see how he's doing with that shiat in his file.


/Seriously, your lack of intellect and bad judgment in this situation is retardation at it's finest. Did you perhaps grow up eating paint chips? House near a lead factory?


A five year old knows about right and wrong, but not so much about sexuality, nudity, and associated stigma.  A five year old knows that taking toys or kicking the dog is wrong.
 
2014-06-27 02:51:26 PM  
Good thing he wasn't also pointing a half-eaten pop-tart at people, he'd have been tazed for sure.
 
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