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(Independent)   Nerd in Gollum costume steps outside sci-fi convention to pee. "OMG a monsterilarity" ensues   (independent.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-06-27 01:46:00 AM  
A Chinese person pissing in public? Nah...
 
2014-06-27 02:35:09 AM  
Farking cosplayers are the WORST. Ruining cons for years now.
 
2014-06-27 02:39:17 AM  
He's a monsterilarity
and he felt the need to pee.
But when he whipped it out,
he could hear the people shout.

Monster, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Monster, OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Get out of here, monster!
 
2014-06-27 03:06:16 AM  
captionsearch.com
 
2014-06-27 03:09:22 AM  
I walked far away to have a pee, and suddenly saw a monster

And when I was having a pee a person popped up and took pictures of me and shot away


Is EVERYBODY peeing?
 
2014-06-27 03:22:59 AM  

fusillade762: I walked far away to have a pee, and suddenly saw a monster

And when I was having a pee a person popped up and took pictures of me and shot away

Is EVERYBODY peeing?


You AREN'T peeing?
 
2014-06-27 04:34:01 AM  
CSB:

I just got back from peeing. True story.

/END CSB
 
2014-06-27 05:18:19 AM  

brimed03: CSB:

I just got back from peeing. True story.

/END CSB


Thanks a lot.  Now I need to.  Where's my damn peeing costume?
 
2014-06-27 06:20:56 AM  
One stream to rule them all!
 
2014-06-27 06:30:08 AM  
At least it wasn't a monster shiatting.
 
2014-06-27 06:32:46 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: [captionsearch.com image 272x272]


That.
 
2014-06-27 06:59:00 AM  
Myyy Precccciooouusssssss

/bodily fluids

i193.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-27 07:05:38 AM  
It burns when I pee
 
2014-06-27 07:15:46 AM  

fusillade762: I walked far away to have a pee, and suddenly saw a monster

And when I was having a pee a person popped up and took pictures of me and shot away

Is EVERYBODY peeing?


The guy in TFA's pic isn't peeing.
 
2014-06-27 07:24:13 AM  
And yet, when I was wearing my anatomically correct My Little Pony costume when I peed in public, I got arrested and put on a list.  WTF.
 
2014-06-27 07:28:44 AM  

Radak: brimed03: CSB:

I just got back from peeing. True story.

/END CSB

Thanks a lot.  Now I need to.  Where's my damn peeing costume?


Is this some kind of pissing contest?

/deep too
 
2014-06-27 08:14:12 AM  

Nuclear Monk: And yet, when I was wearing my anatomically correct My Little Pony costume when I peed in public, I got arrested and put on a list.  WTF.


Cultural differences, in China nobody would have cared, here its all felony child endangerment.
 
2014-06-27 08:20:27 AM  

the_rhino: It burns when I pee


You should consult a whizzard.
 
2014-06-27 08:30:28 AM  
Dobby is sorry he let muggles see him peeing, master.
 
2014-06-27 09:12:03 AM  

fusillade762: Is EVERYBODY peeing?


Well, they were Chinese.  Maybe they were playing a joke?

Anyone thirsty?

static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-06-27 10:09:30 AM  

ZMugg: He's a monsterilarity
and he felt the need to pee.
But when he whipped it out,
he could hear the people shout.

Monster, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Monster, OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Get out of here, monster!


does it do a naughty dance?
\\ obscure or not, I never thought I would see that reference.
\ seriously earth-shaking
 
2014-06-27 10:13:55 AM  
Great, now I have to pee.
 
2014-06-27 10:45:47 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-27 10:48:59 AM  

escherblacksmith: ZMugg: He's a monsterilarity
and he felt the need to pee.
But when he whipped it out,
he could hear the people shout.

Monster, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Monster, OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Get out of here, monster!

does it do a naughty dance?
\\ obscure or not, I never thought I would see that reference.
\ seriously earth-shaking


Is it in your pants?

//Bought that album for $0.25 on clearance. It was still overpriced.
 
2014-06-27 11:21:43 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A Chinese person pissing in public? Nah...


Really. I mean, they sell pants for kids that let them easily shiat in the street.
 
2014-06-27 11:27:11 AM  
A sci-fi convention?

Just make up whatever you want, I guess.
 
2014-06-27 01:09:28 PM  
Something something my plecious.
 
2014-06-27 01:31:10 PM  

ZMugg: Get out of here, monster!


He just needs about tree fiddy.
 
2014-06-27 03:30:35 PM  

lostcat: Monkeyfark Ridiculous:

Nice...But I'm guessing it went over Subby's head.


Because you Farkers are just so ingenious with your witty popular culture references!

/subby /don't care /madeforagoodheadline /farkoffifyoudon'tlikeit
 
2014-06-27 03:52:37 PM  
Nowhere in TFA does it say anything about a convention or Gollum costume. It was an actor in a costume on location for a indie scifi movie, not a cosplayer.

Subby can't read, apparently.
 
2014-06-27 07:49:17 PM  

the_rhino: It burns when I pee


Johnny Blaze?

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-06-28 02:54:16 AM  
Oh FFS...

Nix Nightbird: Nowhere in TFA does it say anything about a convention or Gollum costume. It was an actor in a costume on location for a indie scifi movie, not a cosplayer.

Subby can't read, apparently.


And subby is wrong:  http://kotaku.com/chinese-monster-hoax-wasnt-really-gollum-but-a-vide o -g-1596907179?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotak u_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

It is an ad campaign for the MMO Guild Wars 2.  It came out in the US two years ago but only just got released in China.  He's portraying one of the races you can play in the game, the Asura.  For some reason China wants to make them look as creepy as fark instead of the adorable mad scientists that they are.  Or at least the two Asura I play are adorable.

/I can't really be the only Farker who plays GW2, right?
 
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