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(Bon Appetit)   Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat   ( divider line
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2014-06-26 04:01:03 PM  
6 votes:
Frozen juice triangles. Since this is the food thread, sprinkle some chive over them or some shiat.
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2014-06-26 05:05:06 PM  
5 votes:
Fark food thread:  Alcohol recipes.
2014-06-26 05:05:54 PM  
3 votes:
Fanta strawberry soda with vodak.

It's disgusting, but it makes you not care how hot it is outside.
2014-06-26 05:14:44 PM  
2 votes:
A bunch of peyote. And maybe some of these drinks you guys are talking about.
2014-06-26 05:13:19 PM  
2 votes:

mekkab: If you've got a seeded watermelon and a pulping juicer (i.e. NOT a vitamix), feed the watermelon into the juicer.  It deals with the seeds expertly, and you've got a refreshing drink that goes well with vodak.

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2014-06-26 10:58:55 PM  
1 vote:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Thanks offacue!

The rest of yous can eat my ass.

Sounds less than refreshing... but what the hell, I'll try anything if you put a sprig of mint on it.

Speaking of mint, one awesome thing is to fill a refrigerator pitcher with mint, cucumber slices, and mushed limes.  Then pour it full of vodak and let it sit in the fridge for a coupla days.  Serve the delicious liquor with soda-water.  It is a truly beautiful thing.
2014-06-26 09:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
Here in Western Washington, we have lots of hot coffee, wool jackets and caps, and covered pavilions.  On that day that the sun comes out, we undress and guzzle down as much microbrew as possible to cool off.  If there is any question whether it is warm or not, we just hop in the lake, the river or the sound and settle that.
2014-06-26 07:12:18 PM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: jnapier: [ image 327x280]

where did that poor girls ass go?

She's been using  Prescription Strength NoAssitolTM
2014-06-26 07:07:01 PM  
1 vote:

jnapier: [ image 327x280]

where did that poor girls ass go?
2014-06-26 06:24:25 PM  
1 vote:

ebenbane: teenytinycornteeth: Super easy no bake Lemonade old school seventies dessert passed down for generations:

Graham Cracker crust (you can buy one or you can grind up a pack and a half of graham crackers with a stick of melted butter and press it into a pie tin)

Then in a big bowl with a big ol' balloon whisk mix 1 large can of frozen Raspberry Lemonade Concentrate, one 14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk and one regular sized container of coolwhip.  Whip that sucker until it's a beautiful smooth creamy pudding type consistency.  If you want to get crazy, throw some real raspberries in there or some friggin' coconut or whatever you like...then pour it into the crust and freeze it.

It's not too terrible for you and it really satisfies your sweet tooth, your "ice cream" tooth and your "rich and creamy" tooth all at the same time.

Not too terrible? It's all refined sugar, and artificial junk. Lol.

Oh sorry. I didn't realize this was the all organic look down our nose at the peons food thread. I'll let you get back to your "blend everything with a quart of vodka" picnic.
2014-06-26 06:00:02 PM  
1 vote:
There's also the lazy man's daiquiri.

Buy a Sonic Limeade. Add rum.

When my father told me about this, I was skeptical, but it's very nearly the real thing.
2014-06-26 05:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
PSA: Stop being a pussy and drink your coffee hot!

/While standing in the sun!
2014-06-26 05:33:33 PM  
1 vote:
I dunno...smoke a bowl and drink half frozen orange juice concentrate seems to be working well here.
2014-06-26 05:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
All you need is a nice cold Miller Lite or Coors. Just stay away from Bud since only white trash drink that.
2014-06-26 05:15:01 PM  
1 vote:
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Watermelon cube with a balsamic reduction
2014-06-26 05:13:26 PM  
1 vote:
Probably my favorite drink in the summer outside of beer is a Caesar. Its mostly a midwest take on a bloody Mary but has some added stuff in it that makes it more refreshing. Make sure to throw a pickle in it. Because. Pickle
2014-06-26 05:13:12 PM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: Sex in the swimming pool.  Never fails to refresh.

Been there done that....water seems to add friction which is bad for her if you are larger than average.
2014-06-26 05:11:24 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks offacue!

The rest of yous can eat my ass.
2014-06-26 05:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
Stewarts Key Lime Soda with vodak.  Sublime.
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2014-06-26 05:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
Glass of water with a couple slices of cucumber in it.

So refreshing.
2014-06-26 05:02:45 PM  
1 vote:
What you need to do is get yourself a cooler, preferably one of those with a spigot on the bottom. Pour in a bottle or two of Everclear, depending on the number of people you're having over. Then add in some lemon lime soda - you're going for a 2:1 ratio of soda to Everclear.

Then, dump in a gallon or two of ice cream - you can go with vanilla if you're boring, but I prefer mint chocolate chip. Once again, the amount depends on the number you're serving.

Pour and drink a delicious Green Goddammit, courtesy of naughtyrev.
2014-06-26 04:17:39 PM  
1 vote:

JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: 'merica

Dang it.  Fark keeps throwing away my picture.   Imagine the coolest america cake...

It's actually funnier with the fail, brah.
2014-06-26 04:08:19 PM  
1 vote:

JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: 'merica

Dang it.  Fark keeps throwing away my picture.   Imagine the coolest america cake...
2014-06-26 04:02:05 PM  
1 vote:
Lemonade and vodka
Watermelon infused with vodka
Iced vodka

I really don't eat frozen goodies or desserts.
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