mekkab: teenytinycornteeth: I'll let you get back to your "blend everything with a quart of vodak" picnic.FTFY[img.photobucket.com image 571x434]
jnapier: [img.fark.net image 327x280]
chitownmike: jnapier: [img.fark.net image 327x280]where did that poor girls ass go?
poconojoe: gin and tonic.if it's hot enough - I'll drink them for breakfast/no need for a lime wedge//just gets in the way
naughtyrev: What you need to do is get yourself a cooler, preferably one of those with a spigot on the bottom. Pour in a bottle or two of Everclear, depending on the number of people you're having over. Then add in some lemon lime soda - you're going for a 2:1 ratio of soda to Everclear.Then, dump in a gallon or two of ice cream - you can go with vanilla if you're boring, but I prefer mint chocolate chip. Once again, the amount depends on the number you're serving.Pour and drink a delicious Green Goddammit, courtesy of naughtyrev.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: Thanks offacue!The rest of yous can eat my ass.
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