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(Billings Gazette)   Toilet explodes at courthouse moments after woman uses it. Taco Bell named as co-defendant   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 49
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2014-06-26 03:47:15 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-26 05:17:03 PM
filmsack.com
 
2014-06-26 05:17:18 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2014-06-26 05:20:23 PM
Wasn't me.

www.feelnumb.com
 
2014-06-26 05:23:22 PM
Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
 
2014-06-26 05:24:50 PM
That's odd, I thought I flushed.
 
2014-06-26 05:30:31 PM

IoSaturnalia: Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.


This calls for Double-Secret Probation.
 
2014-06-26 05:30:41 PM
Before RTFA I was thinking it would be a defendant that had dropped a cherry bomb or something into a toilet.

I'd just like to point out that this article detailed and well written.  Bravo Norma Brewer for having the info (as Treasurer I suppose she would) and  Zach Benoit for following up with Flushmate on the recall information.
 
2014-06-26 05:31:39 PM
That Taco Bell joke never gets old does it subby? Oh wait, yes it does.Fark sure knows how to drive a joke into the ground, then dig it up and drive it back in again.
 
2014-06-26 05:32:30 PM
Also, looks like that system is designed for anywhere between 20 and 125 PSI.  Holy exploding shiat batman.
 
2014-06-26 05:41:12 PM
Two frickin' sentences for an article? Are they charging by the word? You didn't strain yourself there Zack? Lazy douchebag.
 
2014-06-26 05:43:27 PM
Do they have anything to go on?
 
2014-06-26 05:45:36 PM
Photo of bystander caught in the blast:
i258.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 05:46:24 PM
Well, when you try to pay with a $2 bill that they don't recognize, they're going to do *something* to your food...

Oh, and shouldn't the prime suspect be Ryan's Steakhouse?
 
2014-06-26 05:46:39 PM
According to the CPSC, the recalled units have a 16-digit date code and serial number on the top label. The first six numbers are the date and the recalled units will have numbers from 101497 to 022908 or 030108 to 063009.

Okay, but where is the label?

This sounds like it's in the part that's in the tank, but I see no labels there.  My toilet itself has a logo I don't recognize.

I guess I'll just live dangerously and if I get hurt I'll sue
 
2014-06-26 05:48:47 PM

ReapTheChaos: That Taco Bell joke never gets old does it subby? Oh wait, yes it does.Fark sure knows how to drive a joke into the ground, then dig it up and drive it back in again.


I didn't know the CEO of Taco Bell had a Fark handle.

/Learn something new every day, I guess.
 
2014-06-26 05:49:21 PM
Stillwater court toilet water isn't all that still.
 
2014-06-26 05:51:35 PM
Can this be classified as a Weapon of Ass Distruction?
 
2014-06-26 05:51:39 PM
At a press conference the local Sheriff stated, "We are investigating, but at this time we have nothing to go on."
 
2014-06-26 05:54:00 PM

ReapTheChaos: That Taco Bell joke never gets old does it subby? Oh wait, yes it does.Fark sure knows how to drive a joke into the ground, then dig it up and drive it back in again.


You sound constipated.
 
2014-06-26 05:54:33 PM
That blows shiat.
 
2014-06-26 05:57:06 PM
Long time for those meat curtains to heal.
 
2014-06-26 05:57:51 PM
Maybe she has too much sodium in her diet.
 
2014-06-26 06:01:32 PM
That toilet must have just gotten tired of taking shiat from everybody.
 
2014-06-26 06:02:00 PM
I submitted this yesterday with a much crappier headline
 
2014-06-26 06:03:26 PM

IoSaturnalia: Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.


So she wasn't convicted? She got double secret probation?
 
2014-06-26 06:04:14 PM
So she beefs?
 
2014-06-26 06:09:05 PM
Okay, I just googled images of flushmates and mine does look anything like that, so I think I'm safe to shiat again.
 
2014-06-26 06:13:27 PM
www.chicagonow.com

/Seriously, it took this long?
 
2014-06-26 06:27:37 PM
It must have been one of those old Turbo Flush 2000 models . They were supposed to revolutionize the industry .
 
2014-06-26 06:32:27 PM
My coworkers dragged me to a Taco Bell for lunch recently, despite my loud protestations. They have really stepped up their game since I last had them I don't even know how long ago. The Doritos Locos are overpriced, but pretty decent, and for the most part their stuff tastes like actual food products now.

/DNRTFA
//Old Joke about Taco Bell is old subby.
 
2014-06-26 06:34:03 PM

chitownmike: So she beefs?


And heels.
 
2014-06-26 06:34:29 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [www.chicagonow.com image 600x320]

/Seriously, it took this long?


No, it was...uhhh....#2.
 
2014-06-26 06:34:40 PM
Oops. I was looking for the Fark food thread. Boy, did I ever come to the wrong place.
 
2014-06-26 07:02:34 PM

Combustion: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [www.chicagonow.com image 600x320]

/Seriously, it took this long?

No, it was...uhhh....#2.


 I think that was the original problem
 
2014-06-26 07:02:49 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 07:16:15 PM
Old, lame joke.  Seriously, Taco Bell is good but it is not Mexican food.  Who's ass explodes after eating Taco Bell?  Try some real Mexican food and get back to me.
 
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2014-06-26 07:28:43 PM
It was a good run, Kevin, you can't win them all !!
 
2014-06-26 07:41:55 PM
You can safely bet that it wasn't a Ferguson.
 
2014-06-26 08:10:52 PM

Combustion: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: [www.chicagonow.com image 600x320]

/Seriously, it took this long?

No, it was...uhhh....#2.


Yeah, I caught that after I'd posted...

But, on the bright side...we did a great job of setting up  Kanemano
 
2014-06-26 08:21:50 PM
"What did you Eat?!"

 - Sheriff Carter
 
2014-06-26 08:28:13 PM
I was thinking the same thing.  BOOM

grimlock1972: Photo of bystander caught in the blast:
img.fark.net

 
2014-06-26 09:41:58 PM

mutt: Old, lame joke.  Seriously, Taco Bell is good but it is not Mexican food.  Who's ass explodes after eating Taco Bell?  Try some real Mexican food and get back to me.


It's not the spiciness. I make salsa from fire-roasted habaneros. I have three types of peppers growing in my garden (habaneros, jalapenos and cayenne), so it's not that. It's the pure evil of the roadkill they use to pass for "beef". And that "chicken" was probably crapping on a statue last week.
 
2014-06-26 10:56:28 PM
Being in a washroom when an explosion goes off is not a good thing.  The acoustics amplify the sound so you can be knocked down just by the sonics, and your hearing is basically shot for the rest of the day.
 
2014-06-26 11:31:13 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Two frickin' sentences for an article? Are they charging by the word? You didn't strain yourself there Zack? Lazy douchebag.


Your Fark handle is perfect ... what the hell are you talking about?  There's 488 words in the article.
 
2014-06-26 11:35:28 PM
I'm sick and tired of everyone giving Taco Bell grief. Their food is awesome when you need to lay some pipe. Nothing else has the cost to crap ratio. Don't give me that PF Chang's bs either. That just lays it far and thin.
 
2014-06-26 11:55:45 PM

sharphead: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Two frickin' sentences for an article? Are they charging by the word? You didn't strain yourself there Zack? Lazy douchebag.

Your Fark handle is perfect ... what the hell are you talking about?  There's 488 words in the article.


I got a survey wall. Two sentences and I have to answer some questions to continue. I've got their answer in two words: Fark them.
 
2014-06-27 02:51:33 AM
Came for Dr. Orpheus. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-06-27 07:31:26 AM

sharphead: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Two frickin' sentences for an article? Are they charging by the word? You didn't strain yourself there Zack? Lazy douchebag.

Your Fark handle is perfect ... what the hell are you talking about?  There's 488 words in the article.


Clicked the link three times, two sentences. WTFAYTA?
 
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