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(SFGate)   Hey everybody, it's okay to start hunting wood storks again   (sfgate.com) divider line 43
    More: Spiffy, Audubon Society, private property rights, nesting season, Interior Secretary Sally Jewell  
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2014-06-26 08:35:54 PM
 
2014-06-26 09:16:38 PM
Duck season.
 
2014-06-26 09:17:44 PM
there is a complicated and obscure abortion joke hidden in there somewhere
 
2014-06-26 09:20:20 PM
Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work
 
2014-06-26 09:20:56 PM
With or without them carrying babies in their mouths beaks?
 
2014-06-26 09:21:07 PM
Plastic flamingo season.
 
2014-06-26 09:22:40 PM

cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work


Sure it does.  How else would the Chinese know which animals to kill just for their tusks or their fins?
 
2014-06-26 09:22:50 PM

cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work


I know, those pesky animals keep finding away off the list..

one way or the other.
 
2014-06-26 09:28:56 PM
Leela, tell Fry to go clean out the owl traps.
 
2014-06-26 09:30:49 PM
Good, I'll pick up some Shake and Bake for Stork....
 
2014-06-26 09:34:07 PM
How many sporks could a wood stork chuck if a wood stork could chuck sporks?
/or something like that
 
2014-06-26 09:35:19 PM
The chainsaw, freshly sharpened. The embers glowing hot. Now to mix up a nice bourbon marinade and soak the hickory chips.

Anyone have a stork call I can borrow?
 
2014-06-26 09:35:55 PM
Just found a wood rat under my chair cushion.  And a barking spider. Began finding them a few hours after eating that chili.
 
2014-06-26 09:37:41 PM
So... so, subby, you're saying that it wasn't OK to hunt them a couple of weekends ago with AR-15s in a beer fueled frenzy?

/Asking for a friend.
 
2014-06-26 09:38:18 PM
And hey, if we kill off enough storks, that will slow the birth rate.

Right?
 
2014-06-26 09:38:35 PM
Can you eat a stork with a fork or do you need some sort of spork
 
2014-06-26 09:41:45 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-26 09:43:42 PM

ArmednHammered: How many sporks could a wood stork chuck if a wood stork could chuck sporks?
/or something like that


img.fark.net

What a wood spork might look like
 
2014-06-26 09:46:59 PM
I bet they taste like chicken. All the goods ones do.
 
2014-06-26 09:47:44 PM
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2014-06-26 09:48:06 PM
www.gifday.com
 
2014-06-26 10:10:11 PM

cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work


Which is why this bird is no longer endangered? Because it wasn't on the list?
 
2014-06-26 10:16:06 PM
What the hell is a "wood stork?"
 
2014-06-26 10:20:49 PM
What a wood stork might (does) look like:

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 10:25:09 PM

Gyrfalcon: What the hell is a "wood stork?"


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2014-06-26 10:28:28 PM
Did they finally find and euthanize the one that delivered Ann Coulter to the world?
 
2014-06-26 10:33:28 PM
Finally! Jeez, it seems like I've been waiting forever.
 
2014-06-26 11:02:21 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: What the hell is a "wood stork?"

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God I hate you so much for that.  *jealous*
 
2014-06-26 11:28:52 PM
I've been to the Corkscrew Sanctuary in Naples, Fl several times.  I only saw the wood storks twice because they stay there seasonally but it was a pretty gorgeous environment.  Worth the money and the experience.
 
2014-06-26 11:33:36 PM
Does anyone know how they taste?
 
2014-06-26 11:45:50 PM

Rozinante: I bet they taste like chicken. All the goods ones do.


Some Coke Drinking Guy: Does anyone know how they taste?


Tender, succulent, juicy venison backstrap.

Really.

/don't ask
 
2014-06-26 11:51:12 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Does anyone know how they taste?


Probably with their tongues, same as everybody else.
 
2014-06-27 12:07:14 AM
We all thought the Stork was brain damaged.
 
2014-06-27 12:07:56 AM
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                                       STORK STORK STORK!
 
2014-06-27 12:19:45 AM
Now my next question is: Why do you want to hunt a wood stork?
 
2014-06-27 12:37:22 AM
Question. Do wood storks:
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deliver timber wolves:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com?
 
2014-06-27 12:51:40 AM

cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work


This is stupid
 
2014-06-27 01:02:45 AM
There are a couple of them that just hang out in the front yard of a house about a block down from us.  We've been here two years now and I see them every day on the way to work.  Didn't know what they were until now.
 
2014-06-27 07:09:18 AM
Umbrellas are useless for hunting storks

s28.postimg.org
 
2014-06-27 07:37:02 AM

cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work


Hunt everything to extinction!
 
2014-06-27 11:45:25 AM

MaliFinn: cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work

This is stupid


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-27 11:46:55 AM

abhorrent1: cretinbob: Endangered Species list is a waste of time, doesn't work

Hunt everything to extinction!



No, we need to put all the species on the endangered species list as an end-run around those pesky hunters.  That'll show 'em!

/ you can't kill that pigeon, it's endangered!
 
2014-06-27 11:48:28 AM

Gyrfalcon: What the hell is a "wood stork?"


They deliver Viagra.
 
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