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2014-06-26 03:35:55 PM
"He took it out."

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I dunno, the guy's a creep and all but dialing 911? Really?
 
2014-06-26 03:58:38 PM
OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?

Is the hope that, once presented with the majesty of the penis in all its glory, the woman will spontaneously offer herself for sexual shenanigans?  Is there any kind of success rate given that guys keep on doing it?

Or, do they just rush home and masturbate furiously thinking 'I sure showed her, I sure showed her my DICK!'.

I just..... don't get it.
 
2014-06-26 04:04:53 PM
never trust anyone who has gauged ears.
 
2014-06-26 04:24:03 PM

TuteTibiImperes: OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?

Is the hope that, once presented with the majesty of the penis in all its glory, the woman will spontaneously offer herself for sexual shenanigans?  Is there any kind of success rate given that guys keep on doing it?

Or, do they just rush home and masturbate furiously thinking 'I sure showed her, I sure showed her my DICK!'.

I just..... don't get it.


It's real world trolling.  They get off on the disgusted reaction they illicit from their victims.
Also the rush of committing a crime and getting away with it.

Given the description from the article though, I wouldn't rule out a drug user simply forgetting his pants, and then also forgetting how to get to wherever he was going.
 
2014-06-26 04:28:44 PM
An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.
 
2014-06-26 04:34:01 PM
"She's going to have these pictures of what she saw today seared into her brain.
She's already said that to me, that she has this image in her brain that's going to be hard to get rid of"


Like this?
 
2014-06-26 04:34:53 PM

bearded clamorer: "She's going to have these pictures of what she saw today seared into her brain.
She's already said that to me, that she has this image in her brain that's going to be hard to get rid of"

Like this?


Apparently.
 
2014-06-26 04:49:36 PM
A similar thing happened to me when I was 18. I wasn't jogging, but just walking my dog along a less traveled road when a car drove past us and then made a u-turn and came back around and stopped. The woman rolled down her window, asked for directions, and as I approached the car, I noticed she was exposing her breasts. We ran home as fast as we could and I had to take a shower. I didn't call the cops, but I did rub one out in the shower. Easier clean-up that way, and my mom never suspected a thing.
 
2014-06-26 05:23:50 PM
That jogger will never complain about Google Maps again.
 
2014-06-26 05:25:01 PM
She ran home crying because she saw a penis? Our society sucks.
 
2014-06-26 05:26:21 PM
Did it have a mole?

4.bp.blogspot.com

..Cause maybe, we could, you know, do a lineup?
 
2014-06-26 05:27:47 PM

Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.


Apparently Mr. Flasher found the only 18 year old without internet access in the continental United States...
 
2014-06-26 05:27:49 PM
Needle dick! Needle dick!
 
2014-06-26 05:29:57 PM
But did he have socks on?
 
2014-06-26 05:31:53 PM
he victim described the flasher as a man in his 20s


I picture a 40+ guy doing this, you are moving way to fast down the yellow brick (from golden showers) road of perversion, son. You need to slow down a bit.
 
2014-06-26 05:44:58 PM

Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.


Pretty much this. Unless there is something more to the story that isn't being presented in the article, like he pointed a gun at her head in the process.... It's a dick. Surely she will be able to carry on living somehow.
 
2014-06-26 05:45:54 PM

Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.


I don't have any choice but to have girls laugh and point. "What are you gonna do with that thing? Bahahahahahahaha"
 
2014-06-26 05:46:08 PM
welll...  did he come or what?!!
 
2014-06-26 05:46:14 PM

Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.


She was crying and had to take a shower. Oh boy, she's going to have a tough time finding her way in the real world. One day someone's going to whistle at her and she'll have to go into therapy.
 
2014-06-26 05:47:26 PM
FTA:
"She was pretty upset when she came home," said Sheri Payton. "She was crying and emotional; had to go upstairs and take a shower because she felt pretty violated."
The victim's mother said even though her daughter wasn't physically hurt, she was emotionally scarred by the experience.

Oh, for --


insertsnarkyusername: She ran home crying because she saw a penis? Our society sucks.


Yes, this.
 
2014-06-26 05:48:22 PM
Maybe she said "about a mile down if you take a left back on the main road". But he heard "can I see your penis?"
 
2014-06-26 05:48:26 PM
He wanted her to go down south
 
2014-06-26 05:49:56 PM
"She was pretty upset when she came home," said Sheri Payton. "She was crying and emotional; had to go upstairs and take a shower because she felt pretty violated."

A long hot shower with a shower massager, soft music, and candles? Yup, got it.
 
2014-06-26 05:51:44 PM
Should have 'stood her ground' and capped his ass.
 
2014-06-26 05:54:39 PM
Should

Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.


If that is the case, he will be set-off eventually. May as invoke his rage now before he goes on an awkward murder spree later on
 
2014-06-26 05:56:21 PM
The important question: Was he pointing North?
 
2014-06-26 05:56:31 PM

insertsnarkyusername: She ran home crying because she saw a penis? Our society sucks.


And I'm guessing that she doesn't.
 
2014-06-26 05:57:24 PM

TuteTibiImperes: OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?

Is the hope that, once presented with the majesty of the penis in all its glory, the woman will spontaneously offer herself for sexual shenanigans?  Is there any kind of success rate given that guys keep on doing it?

Or, do they just rush home and masturbate furiously thinking 'I sure showed her, I sure showed her my DICK!'.

I just..... don't get it.


My guess is since the Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times, the Half Naked Man works 1 out of 3 times.

In all seriousness though:  I have no idea why a person would do that to a stranger, and 18 years and emotionally scarred by seeing a penis?
 
2014-06-26 06:00:24 PM
Sounds like the only teenager in America without Chatroulette.
 
2014-06-26 06:01:41 PM
If she didn't want to see his penis, why was she looking at his crotch? So really, who's the horny perv?
 
2014-06-26 06:02:55 PM
Since when was it illegal to... OK nvm
 
2014-06-26 06:04:34 PM

TuteTibiImperes: OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?

Is the hope that, once presented with the majesty of the penis in all its glory, the woman will spontaneously offer herself for sexual shenanigans?  Is there any kind of success rate given that guys keep on doing it?

Or, do they just rush home and masturbate furiously thinking 'I sure showed her, I sure showed her my DICK!'.

I just..... don't get it.


Maybe these guys are reliving their glory years. I remember a few big parties in college with the drunk guy getting naked and running around. Everyone laughs and then he is satisfied. He got his 15 seconds of glory. I dunno, just a thought.
 
2014-06-26 06:05:06 PM
Late July, 1982. I was riding my bicycle to the dentist's office in Long Beach, CA. I was sixteen, not a bad looking kid, tall and skinny, tanned from cycling and my hair was blonde from the sun. When I wasn't going on actual rides where I would wear my cycling shoes and such, I'd just ride around in jeans and a T shirt.

As I was cruising down the street, I passed a parked black van with the driver's side window rolled down. I heard the guy inside ask me something, but I wasn't sure what. I was from a small town in northern California, and I was just spending the summer with my father, so I wasn't as street wise as I would have been if I were an LA native. So I stopped and went back, and the guy asked me if I knew where a good bicycle shop was. I always had time to talk to people about bicycles, and I had found a good shop - Jones Bicycles, on Long Beach Boulevard. The guys there had always been friendly and helpful, even though I didn't have much money, and would mostly hang around and drool over nice road bikes that I couldn't afford. "Oh yeah, Jones on Long Beach boulevard, that's a great shop" I told him. He asked me if I did much riding, and mentioned he had his bicycle in the back. I took a quick peek to see what it was (it was nothing special), and not only did I see his bicycle was in the back of his van, I also saw he had a pup tent going in his bicycle shorts. He then asked me if I had any skin shorts. Lycra shorts were a very new thing at the time, but I didn't have any because I was poor, and the only cycling shorts that I did have were a set of hand me down wool ones. I told him I only had some old style ones, then he asked me if I wore underwear with them, because "You aren't supposed to wear underwear under cycling shorts." Which is true, but not something I was entirely comfortable talking about with a creepy stranger in a black full size van. About this time I mumbled "Gotta go", and took off as fast as I could ride. If his goal was freaking me out, he achieved it.
 
2014-06-26 06:05:48 PM

itsaidwhat: So really, who's the horny perv?


.And why do all these homos keep sucking my dick?
 
2014-06-26 06:05:54 PM

Russ1642: Debby7813: An 18 year old "scarred for life" by seeing a penis? Really? I'm not trying to minimize her shock and disgust, but there seems to be a bit of hyperbole in this article. She should have pointed, and laughed. But then, that may have set him off in dangerous ways.

She was crying and had to take a shower. Oh boy, she's going to have a tough time finding her way in the real world. One day someone's going to whistle at her and she'll have to go into therapy.


Sounds to me like she is ready for marriage. Lord knows my wife seems to be traumatized and withdrawn everytime she happens to see my penis.

May have married this girl's relative.
 
2014-06-26 06:07:52 PM
PENIS
 
2014-06-26 06:08:14 PM
Well, this wouldn't have happened if she wasn't jogging in those slutty running shorts. With perky tits. With long blonde hair bouncing with every stride. Camel toe showing through the shiny nylon of the slutty shorts. Shiny nylon. Smooth. Totally not the guys fault. She's the one that should be charged. Shiny nylon shorts. fapfapfap
 
2014-06-26 06:08:38 PM
A man did that to me when I was about 7 years old. I'm lucky that's all he did. Hope he rots.
 
2014-06-26 06:17:37 PM

TuteTibiImperes: OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?


Many ages ago when I frequented yahoo chat rooms, you couldn't throw the proverbial rock without hitting some guy wanking on cam for all the ladies to see.  I was disappointed to find that many of the women there actually enjoyed watching.

I suspect that before internet, people like this would go to the zoo just to watch the apes masturbate.
 
2014-06-26 06:17:43 PM
I found this headline hilarious.
 
2014-06-26 06:18:03 PM
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
 
2014-06-26 06:18:38 PM
I thought streaking and flashing went out in the 70's. Then I found Fark.
 
2014-06-26 06:22:53 PM
"I'm not wearing any underwear. Or am I? I'm sure not getting out of the car or even opening the door. That's way too much work." from Schrödinger's Underwear.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 06:25:43 PM
 I saw some dude jacking it in his car on the bus ride to school when I was fourteen. Thought it was pretty funny, pointed it out to the kid sitting behind me. He switched schools after that year. Guess people react differently to penises...
 
2014-06-26 06:30:32 PM

Matthew Keene: Well, this wouldn't have happened if she wasn't jogging in those slutty running shorts. With perky tits. With long blonde hair bouncing with every stride. Camel toe showing through the shiny nylon of the slutty shorts. Shiny nylon. Smooth. Totally not the guys fault. She's the one that should be charged. Shiny nylon shorts. fapfapfap



I've enjoyed watching pretty women run by many times in my life without ever once feeling compelled to waggle my weenie at them. While I think the young lady in the TFA may be a bit of a Canary in a coal mine, the guy is definitely a jerk, and could use a good cockpunch.
 
2014-06-26 06:31:08 PM
Silly girl. The correct reaction would have been to point and laugh.
 
2014-06-26 06:35:22 PM
So women want to be treated the same as men but if a woman flashed me the vag, even if she was a land whale and it was a traumatic experience, no one would expect me to be permanently scarred or call 911. You say you want equality and one shwance in your face and you clutch the pearls and faint.
 
2014-06-26 06:36:36 PM

TuteTibiImperes: OK, so since this keeps happening, and guys keep sending unsolicited dick pics, I have to ask, what's the goal?

Is the hope that, once presented with the majesty of the penis in all its glory, the woman will spontaneously offer herself for sexual shenanigans?  Is there any kind of success rate given that guys keep on doing it?

Or, do they just rush home and masturbate furiously thinking 'I sure showed her, I sure showed her my DICK!'.

I just..... don't get it.


Don't feel bad.  If you understood the reasoning, you might be out there waving something around yourself.
 
2014-06-26 06:37:58 PM
Maybe he needed directions to the pants store.
 
2014-06-26 06:39:46 PM

Repo Man: Late July, 1982. I was riding my bicycle to the dentist's office in Long Beach, CA. I was sixteen, not a bad looking kid, tall and skinny, tanned from cycling and my hair was blonde from the sun. When I wasn't going on actual rides where I would wear my cycling shoes and such, I'd just ride around in jeans and a T shirt.

As I was cruising down the street, I passed a parked black van with the driver's side window rolled down. I heard the guy inside ask me something, but I wasn't sure what. I was from a small town in northern California, and I was just spending the summer with my father, so I wasn't as street wise as I would have been if I were an LA native. So I stopped and went back, and the guy asked me if I knew where a good bicycle shop was. I always had time to talk to people about bicycles, and I had found a good shop - Jones Bicycles, on Long Beach Boulevard. The guys there had always been friendly and helpful, even though I didn't have much money, and would mostly hang around and drool over nice road bikes that I couldn't afford. "Oh yeah, Jones on Long Beach boulevard, that's a great shop" I told him. He asked me if I did much riding, and mentioned he had his bicycle in the back. I took a quick peek to see what it was (it was nothing special), and not only did I see his bicycle was in the back of his van, I also saw he had a pup tent going in his bicycle shorts. He then asked me if I had any skin shorts. Lycra shorts were a very new thing at the time, but I didn't have any because I was poor, and the only cycling shorts that I did have were a set of hand me down wool ones. I told him I only had some old style ones, then he asked me if I wore underwear with them, because "You aren't supposed to wear underwear under cycling shorts." Which is true, but not something I was entirely comfortable talking about with a creepy stranger in a black full size van. About this time I mumbled "Gotta go", and took off as fast as I could ride. If his goal was freaking me out ...


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/glad you didn't get raped
 
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