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(PennLive)   So you got fired from the Chick-Fil-A you were working at, what do you do now? How about rob a KFC?   ( ) divider line 19
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2014-06-26 11:18:03 AM  
What a dumb cluck.
2014-06-26 12:55:14 PM  
Stick to beef. This chicken thing ain't working for you.
2014-06-26 12:56:04 PM  
Does the list of secret herbs and spices remain safe?
2014-06-26 12:56:50 PM
2014-06-26 01:01:04 PM  
What do you suggest, subby? That he rob the place he just got fired from? They'd probably recognize him, dontcha think?
2014-06-26 01:01:11 PM  
How much does the average KFC have in the register?  Like $4?
2014-06-26 01:02:00 PM  
I like my women like my chicken, battered.
2014-06-26 01:03:05 PM  

bbcard1: How much does the average KFC have in the register?  Like $4?

I am not sure, but what I can tell you is that Taco Bell does not always accept $2 bills.
2014-06-26 01:06:45 PM  
Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chik-Fil-A
Nuked another Grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame
2014-06-26 01:06:56 PM  
Smarter than robbing the ex-employer where everyone knows how you are.
2014-06-26 01:10:49 PM  
meth is a hell of a drug.
2014-06-26 01:15:54 PM  
Hate chicken!!!!
2014-06-26 01:22:48 PM  
Petit_Merdeux Nuked another Grandma's Apple Pie

Technically the name for those when Ben Folds was college-age would be "Golden Fried Apple Pie". In all likelihood this guy knew chicken restaurants in the South make hella money
2014-06-26 01:24:22 PM  
Begun, the Chicken Wars have.
2014-06-26 01:25:45 PM  
If he wanted to go total dumbass he would have gone back and robbed the place he just got fired from.
2014-06-26 01:30:08 PM  
Obvs AstroTurf story for that new fat chick movie being pimped. Marly or some shiat?
2014-06-26 02:08:06 PM  
At least he was polite.


"My pleasure."
2014-06-26 02:44:37 PM  
Isn't this the plot to that new movie starring Fatty McGuts and Floppy O'Titties?
2014-06-26 03:11:11 PM  
Chicago Values in play.
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