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(CNN)   Michigan man has vision restored with a 'bionic eye,' immediately puts his home up for sale after realizing that he was still living in Michigan   (cnn.com) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, bionic eye, American Academy of Ophthalmology, genetic counselor, Food and Drug Administration, brain implant  
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2014-06-26 12:24:20 PM  
Does he have a hole in the back of his head so other people can look through the bionic eye? That would be pretty cool.
 
2014-06-26 01:14:46 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Does he have a hole in the back of his head so other people can look through the bionic eye? That would be pretty cool.


What about the sound effects when he's using it?
 
2014-06-26 01:20:04 PM  
F-U subby
www.dgrin.com
 
2014-06-26 01:20:22 PM  
Oh sh*t, I've seen this movie...

www.electric-shadows.com

basementrejects.com
 
2014-06-26 01:21:14 PM  
Subby, go fark yourself.
 
2014-06-26 01:36:57 PM  
It's all $6 million will buy you these days.
 
2014-06-26 01:54:52 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-26 02:00:16 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Does he have a hole in the back of his head so other people can look through the bionic eye? That would be pretty cool.


+1
/was trying to think how to write the bionic man noise
/got nuthin
/no good reason
 
2014-06-26 02:01:27 PM  
There's a really beautiful place in Michigan. It's called Canada, but the locals call it the UP.
 
2014-06-26 02:21:34 PM  
If he's a 3-hour drive from Ann Arbor, he's probably from up near Muskegon or further north.  That starts to get into the beautiful part of Michigan.
 
2014-06-26 02:41:40 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: There's a really beautiful place in Michigan. It's called Canada Wisconsin, but the locals call it the UP.


There ya go.
 
2014-06-26 02:43:23 PM  
Came for V/H/S 2 reference, leaving satisfied. Thanks CavalierEternal
 
2014-06-26 03:08:14 PM  
Gentleman we have the technology , we can rebuild him    what?   His insurance won't over it? alright get the duct tape.
 
2014-06-26 03:14:11 PM  
His first sight:

janetgalore.com
 
2014-06-26 06:57:39 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Does he have a hole in the back of his head so other people can look through the bionic eye? That would be pretty cool.


img.fark.net

/I had the Oscar Goldman action figure.
//He came with a briefcase.
 
2014-06-26 07:56:09 PM  
Now he can see that the trees are the right height again.
 
2014-06-26 09:43:12 PM  
So how long until he starts taking shiat from the people who hate Google Glass?
 
2014-06-26 10:24:53 PM  
I have to do everything around here...

1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves.
 
2014-06-27 01:46:39 PM  
lgm.cl
"I'm no hero. I'm just your everyday U.S. Military mark IV cyber commando."
 
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