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(Digital Spy UK)   "Following on from the likes of Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator comes Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world"   (digitalspy.co.uk) divider line 63
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2014-06-26 07:56:52 AM
Personally, I'm waiting for Ennui Simulator.
 
2014-06-26 08:47:16 AM
hahaha this is so epic

gonna be so many epic moments hahaha
 
2014-06-26 09:10:56 AM
What if I wanna get my rocks off!
 
2014-06-26 09:19:13 AM
We'll just throw this onto the pile of ass "Simulator" games that look like they were made in three days. Funny, because Goat and Surgeon Simulators actually transcend that group.
 
2014-06-26 09:20:22 AM
Rock simulator? Sounds like IBM is getting into the game business.
 
2014-06-26 09:21:57 AM
making a shiatty gimmick simulator simulator 2015 kickstarter is now open
 
2014-06-26 09:26:00 AM
lol you guys dont have a sense of humor if you cant see how epic this is

this is sooooo epic loll
 
2014-06-26 09:31:40 AM
A digital pet rock.
 
2014-06-26 09:37:25 AM
Does this mean I can skip the trip to Colorado next month?
 
2014-06-26 09:38:11 AM
i will reserve judgment on this title until i can see the talent trees and player housing options
 
2014-06-26 09:44:25 AM

sprawl15: making a shiatty gimmick simulator simulator 2015 kickstarter is now open


Kickstarter Simulator?

"Bring your idea to virtual life!  Set up your kickstarter, your stretch goals, and start posting 'opinions' in various forums in order to get your mid-life crisis project to fruition!  If successful, not only will it be funded, but you might be able to pay yourself enough to buy that Lamborghini that is 'essential' to the development of your project!"
 
2014-06-26 09:46:02 AM
How about an Iraq simulator?  It comes with a lighter, which you use to burn the box it came in.
 
2014-06-26 09:57:59 AM
Might as well make Fark Simulator now.
 
2014-06-26 10:00:58 AM
www.nordicgamesupply.com

saw this for sale on steam the other day figured it applies to this thread
 
2014-06-26 10:07:49 AM

Plant Rights Activist: [www.nordicgamesupply.com image 850x1208]

saw this for sale on steam the other day figured it applies to this thread


it actually has a very deep blood transfusion model
 
2014-06-26 10:11:35 AM
Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world

That's not Rock Simulator. That's Rock Voyeur.
 
2014-06-26 10:13:54 AM
I'm currently working on developing Watching Paint Dry Simulator 2014.
 
2014-06-26 10:14:29 AM
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2014-06-26 10:16:26 AM
You know, if it was a geology thing, where you could see different types of rocks and/or gems in their various forms, that may be neat for a kid who is developing an interest. But I couldn't see a full-blown "game"; maybe an app that identifies different examples of raw gems/rocks, but not a simulator.

/nothing like diluting the market with more garbage
 
2014-06-26 10:18:07 AM
"An alien invasion and subsequent infestation have decimated this facility. Many lives were lost, the facility was ruined and the aliens were unstoppable. All hope was lost until one survivor found the courage to fight back and put the aliens in their place!
It was a long and horrific battle as the survivor dueled with all manner of horrific life-forms and alien mutations, but our hero won out in the end and destroyed the alien menace! Humanity was saved!

Unfortunately, the alien infestation and the heroic efforts of the courageous survivors have left rather a mess thoughout the facility. As the janitor, it is your duty to get this place cleaned up.
So grab your mop and roll up your sleeves, this is gonna be one messy job. "

Viscera Cleanup Detail


indiestatik.com
 
2014-06-26 10:20:15 AM

Tax Boy: Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world

That's not Rock Simulator. That's Rock Voyeur.


Jesus, Marie, it's Mineral Voyeur!
 
2014-06-26 10:26:53 AM
Goat Simulator and a doobie are like the perfect combo for killing an afternoon... I love that stupid game... =)
 
2014-06-26 10:28:26 AM
Are they going to simulate erosion and glaciation? What about sedimentary lithification and fractional crystallization?
 
2014-06-26 10:37:03 AM
This seems less like a game and more like an attempt to find out what is the dumbest idea that can get funding.
 
2014-06-26 10:43:49 AM

moeburn: "An alien invasion and subsequent infestation have decimated this facility. Many lives were lost, the facility was ruined and the aliens were unstoppable. All hope was lost until one survivor found the courage to fight back and put the aliens in their place!
It was a long and horrific battle as the survivor dueled with all manner of horrific life-forms and alien mutations, but our hero won out in the end and destroyed the alien menace! Humanity was saved!

Unfortunately, the alien infestation and the heroic efforts of the courageous survivors have left rather a mess thoughout the facility. As the janitor, it is your duty to get this place cleaned up.
So grab your mop and roll up your sleeves, this is gonna be one messy job. "

Viscera Cleanup Detail


[indiestatik.com image 850x478]


I'm actually kinda excited for this.  You never really think about the practical aftermath of scenarios like dead space.
 
2014-06-26 10:54:28 AM
[Bob Saget Voice]

Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
 
2014-06-26 10:59:08 AM

stonicus: Goat Simulator and a doobie are like the perfect combo for killing an afternoon... I love that stupid game... =)


Was gonna ask - is it worth the 10 bucks for the sheer purpose of laughing at it?
//very tempted, honestly
 
2014-06-26 11:00:23 AM

Rixel: Might as well make Fark Simulator now.


I've long said that Fark is, in fact, an MMO, so that would probably be redundant.
 
2014-06-26 11:07:39 AM

moeburn: Viscera Cleanup Detail


That game is actually pretty fun... much more than it really has any right to be. I've logged 40+ hours on it and haven't even tried multiplayer yet.
=Smidge=
 
2014-06-26 11:09:41 AM

gunga galunga: I'm currently working on developing Watching Paint Dry Simulator 2014.


Ohh. Bad Timing for a release. Microsoft just unveiled their glorious masterpiece, Microsoft Farming Simulator 2014. It's gonna be close competition.
 
2014-06-26 11:12:41 AM
This game seems to be a complete unknown

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Like a rolling stone - YEEEEAAAHHH
 
2014-06-26 11:17:52 AM
a.tgcdn.net
 
2014-06-26 11:26:38 AM
The only simulator that I could ever do right was the running sim QWOP.
 
2014-06-26 11:36:28 AM

gunga galunga: I'm currently working on developing Watching Paint Dry Simulator 2014.


Excitable clone problem?
img.fark.net
FUN! FUN! FUN!
 
2014-06-26 11:37:19 AM
No love for Spintires?

www.game-debate.com

/getting stuck in the mud simulator!
 
2014-06-26 11:50:13 AM

Somaticasual: stonicus: Goat Simulator and a doobie are like the perfect combo for killing an afternoon... I love that stupid game... =)

Was gonna ask - is it worth the 10 bucks for the sheer purpose of laughing at it?
//very tempted, honestly


Oh, I was supposed to pay for it?
 
2014-06-26 11:53:30 AM
Holy moley.   I haven't bought any sort of game in a decade, but I am totally getting Goat Simulator.
 
2014-06-26 11:57:17 AM
The combat mechanics are supposed to be awesome.
 
2014-06-26 12:00:05 PM

Somaticasual: stonicus: Goat Simulator and a doobie are like the perfect combo for killing an afternoon... I love that stupid game... =)

Was gonna ask - is it worth the 10 bucks for the sheer purpose of laughing at it?
//very tempted, honestly


Definitely, it's a hoot. And there is a surprisingly large modding community making new maps and features.
 
2014-06-26 12:07:01 PM

TruBluTroll: Somaticasual: stonicus: Goat Simulator and a doobie are like the perfect combo for killing an afternoon... I love that stupid game... =)

Was gonna ask - is it worth the 10 bucks for the sheer purpose of laughing at it?
//very tempted, honestly

Definitely, it's a hoot. And there is a surprisingly large modding community making new maps and features.


I was surprised how fleshed out it actually was.  When I sacrificed the 5 people at the pentagram in the woods and became Demon Goat, I was like HELL YEAH!!!!  And wearing the pitching machine on your back and using it as a baseball gun is hilarious.
 
2014-06-26 12:20:36 PM

Snowrise: The combat mechanics are supposed to be awesome.


Only after the Paper and Scissor DLCs are released in a few years.  Until then it is pretty boring.
 
2014-06-26 12:46:26 PM
Great. More shiatty Youtube/Pewdepie bait crapping up Steam's front page.
 
2014-06-26 12:56:48 PM
Kraftwerk Orange:
img.fark.net

That can't be real.

(Checks ThinkGeek).

Sonofa.......

(Updates his birthday present suggestion list).
 
2014-06-26 01:01:45 PM
mlpforums.com

Is very excited about this development.

/or not. It's Maud.  I can't tell.
 
2014-06-26 01:10:58 PM

ZMugg: gunga galunga: I'm currently working on developing Watching Paint Dry Simulator 2014.

Excitable clone problem?
[img.fark.net image 300x168]
FUN! FUN! FUN!


I think that was one of the most genuinely good episodes of that show.
 
2014-06-26 01:17:19 PM

Son of Thunder: [Bob Saget Voice]

Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.
Watchin' a rock.


I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers that video.
 
2014-06-26 01:37:21 PM
Subby,

Surgeon Sim is an actual game. Yes, you can fark around with doing a brain transplant with a hammer, but there are also timed modes which are hard to get. The controls take a lot of getting used to.

Goat Sim is basically one of the earlier Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, except you're a goat with a very sticky tongue.  

This rock "game" looks stupid as hell. The other two titles are actually games.
 
2014-06-26 01:55:56 PM
derpicdn.netderpicdn.net

"In the end, it's not whether you win or lose," she said. "It's how you play the game."
 
2014-06-26 02:18:03 PM
While I'm certain this will be an epic of monolithic proportions, this joke was funnier when it was Goat Simulator.
 
2014-06-26 02:22:54 PM
img.fark.net

You may remove yourself from my lawn when you like...
 
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