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(Scotsman)   Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year low, indicating that the Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland anymore because they've all left   (scotsman.com) divider line 29
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603 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2014 at 12:38 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-26 09:08:49 AM  
Fook off, subby.

and loan me a fiver.
 
2014-06-26 09:15:49 AM  
We need to call back that interstellar blancmange to turn more people into Scotsmen
 
2014-06-26 09:22:29 AM  
Or perhaps the time of the Gathering is upon them.
 
2014-06-26 09:48:03 AM  
Wha th' bugger wid wantae lea scotland fur englain
 
2014-06-26 12:40:32 PM  
I think they are hanging around to see how this whole Independence thing plays out. If it sucks or doesn't pass, they'll resume fleeing.
 
2014-06-26 12:43:13 PM  
Subby: Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year-low, indicating that Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland any more because they've all left had coronaries from the battered-and-fried diet.

FTFY.
 
2014-06-26 12:47:43 PM  

gweilo8888: Subby: Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year-low, indicating that Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland any more because they've all left had coronaries from the battered-and-fried diet.

FTFY.


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2014-06-26 12:51:11 PM  
I recently spent 2 weeks in Aberdeen.
I'd wanna farking leave too.
 
2014-06-26 12:54:00 PM  

RayD8: I recently spent 2 weeks in Aberdeen.
I'd wanna farking leave too.


Edinburg is quite nice if you can handle the rain.
 
2014-06-26 01:00:30 PM  

HempHead: RayD8: I recently spent 2 weeks in Aberdeen.
I'd wanna farking leave too.

Edinburg is quite nice if you can handle the rain.


No I can't handle the rain, or snow, or other shiat thrown up over there. The castles, history and scenery were amazing however.
I am Australian currently living in Asia, so coldness and me don't gel.
Would really love to do more history over in Europe as ours is only a couple of hundred years in.
Find a 50 year old spoon in a field in Australia........wow.
 
2014-06-26 01:01:43 PM  
They all walked 500 miles (away)
 
2014-06-26 01:09:29 PM  
If there's no one living in Scotland, does that mean there's been a mass murta?
www.theglasgowstory.com

/probably somewhat obscure...
 
2014-06-26 01:12:12 PM  
 
2014-06-26 01:16:58 PM  

HempHead: RayD8: I recently spent 2 weeks in Aberdeen.
I'd wanna farking leave too.

Edinburg is quite nice if you can handle the rain.


Edinburgh is brilliant, even with the rain.  This June has been great in terms of sunshine as well...I cant imagine a nicer place to be than Scotland on a sunny summer's day.

/with an ice cold Buckie
 
2014-06-26 01:18:14 PM  
Whar pics of hot scottish women? Whar?
 
2014-06-26 01:20:16 PM  

Space Station Wagon: Whar pics of hot scottish women? Whar?


Tis like old Nessie my friend.
 
2014-06-26 01:29:03 PM  
They mean to win Wimbledon.
 
2014-06-26 01:29:32 PM  

Space Station Wagon: Whar pics of hot scottish women? Whar?


GIS that phrase and you get this:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-26 01:33:01 PM  
Better order a few million more kilts.

i1.ytimg.com
/have t'do it in two goes
 
2014-06-26 01:37:11 PM  

monoski: Space Station Wagon: Whar pics of hot scottish women? Whar?

GIS that phrase and you get this:

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 234x215]


Really? Cause I get a reasonably amount of hot possibly-scottish women interspersed with some dudes, Jennifer Anniston and Susan Boyle.  Oh GIS you so silly...

There was even a baby wearing a hat.
 
2014-06-26 01:42:41 PM  
Or they can't afford to leave?
 
2014-06-26 01:43:55 PM  

BunkoSquad: We need to call back that interstellar blancmange to turn more people into Scotsmen


They mean to take Wimbledon!
 
2014-06-26 02:04:04 PM  

Space Station Wagon: Whar pics of hot scottish women? Whar?


Pict pics?

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-26 02:08:19 PM  
www.popwars.com
 
2014-06-26 02:10:40 PM  
The only ones left are the ones with an unhealthy admiration for a sheeps form.
 
2014-06-26 03:06:19 PM  
There are no Scots left to ruin it.

On the plus side, the Poles have filled the space, and their wimmins are generally hotter.
 
2014-06-26 04:04:32 PM  
The balladeer of economic emigration frmo Glasgow is going to have no idea what to sing about now:

www.thebiographychannel.co.uk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0oOA-S_4QA
 
2014-06-26 08:14:42 PM  
Looks like they're running out of natural enemies. Bloody Scots, they ruined Scotland!
 
2014-06-27 08:49:38 AM  
I'm doing my part for the Scottish economy, one dram at a time.
 
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