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(Discover)   Nearly one in six students admit to having had sex while driving, and some say they have had it with a partner   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 54
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2014-06-26 09:42:27 AM
"Nearly one in six students admit brag about having had sex while driving"
 
2014-06-26 09:56:53 AM
11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little road head, but that's just crazy.
 
2014-06-26 12:32:50 PM
Socratic Meth-Head: "Nearly one in six students admit brag fantasize about having had sex while driving"

Fixed that one
 
2014-06-26 12:36:03 PM

Sybarite: 11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little road head, but that's just crazy.


Cash, ass, or grass, no one rides for free.
 
2014-06-26 12:37:04 PM

Sybarite: 11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little road head, but that's just crazy.


This; I was much more alarmed by the statistic until I saw that they were counting groping and road head.
 
2014-06-26 12:37:14 PM
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2014-06-26 12:37:30 PM
What, no numbers on anal SWD
 
2014-06-26 12:39:27 PM
Students? Really?

I have news for these silly little "reporters". Mommy and daddy probably banged while driving and may still be doing it. Heck, road head in your 40s isn't unusual.

/Or at least I don't think it's unusual.
//She wasnt' freaked out by it.
///I didn't even have to ask...
 
2014-06-26 12:40:14 PM
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2014-06-26 12:40:53 PM

Socratic Meth-Head: "Nearly one in six students admit brag about having had sex while driving"


Over in one.... They see this shiat on the intertubes and tell everyone they've done it. Yanking surveyers around is very common among college-aged kids. I've given and got a bit of stroke while driving, but that's about it. I wouldn't even want a happy finish while driving, since the driving distracts me from the sex.
 
2014-06-26 12:41:50 PM
installing the swing in the Accord was the toughest part....
 
2014-06-26 12:41:53 PM
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2014-06-26 12:42:41 PM
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2014-06-26 12:46:42 PM
I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!
 
2014-06-26 12:48:23 PM

SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!


"Hey honey! Let's go somewhere far away so you can blow me on the way!"

That should work.
 
2014-06-26 12:52:37 PM
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2014-06-26 12:57:21 PM

Claude Ballse: SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!

"Hey honey! Let's go somewhere far away so you can blow me on the way!"

That should work.


Hey hun, let's run over to Sucksville so you can pick a load of "me".
 
2014-06-26 12:58:14 PM
Man, these kids are so cool. These kids are like the coolest kids ever. I bet they vape too, but they look mad dope and future while doing it, while I just look like a old man who just got a stern talking to by his doctor.
 
2014-06-26 12:59:12 PM

Claude Ballse: SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!

"Hey honey! Let's go somewhere far away so you can blow me on the way!"

That should work.


Pretty much. If your sex life is good, then there's no reason NOT to just be blunt about what you want.
 
2014-06-26 01:01:39 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Claude Ballse: SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!

"Hey honey! Let's go somewhere far away so you can blow me on the way!"

That should work.

Hey hun, let's run over to Sucksville so you can pick a load of "me".


Some girls are all about that 'in the car' sexy times.  I dated a girl like that.  When she said (usually late at night) let's go for a ride, I knew what that meant.  It was up to me to find a deserted spot, and fast!
 
2014-06-26 01:07:51 PM
If my girl can't vaginally shift a manual six-speed, I don't need her.
 
2014-06-26 01:10:26 PM
Its all fun and games till you hit a pot hole.
 
2014-06-26 01:10:32 PM
How the hell do you fark and drive? I mean you'd have to be bangin a chick reverse cowgirl that was like 5' tall and maybe 90lbs max, she'd have to be real fit, probably do a lot of yoga too.
I'd be willing to try this.

/who hasn't gotten blown while driving.
 
2014-06-26 01:12:13 PM

SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!


Take a rest stop, pull over into the bushes, get head. Easy-peasy
 
2014-06-26 01:16:15 PM
We were parked but I was driving as fast as I could.
 
2014-06-26 01:16:29 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: How the hell do you fark and drive? I mean you'd have to be bangin a chick reverse cowgirl that was like 5' tall and maybe 90lbs max, she'd have to be real fit, probably do a lot of yoga too.
I'd be willing to try this.

/who hasn't gotten blown while driving.


Tilt the seat all the way back.  She rides you and steers while you work the pedals....or so I have been told....
 
2014-06-26 01:23:43 PM

lokis_mentor: Sybarite: 11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little road head, but that's just crazy.

Cash, ass, or grass, no one rides for free.


I always heard it from my mother in law "gas, grass or ass".
 
2014-06-26 01:25:52 PM
Trying to find the article about the driver's girlfriend who "bit off more than she could chew" when they ran into something. Hampered in search by being at work.
 
2014-06-26 01:26:16 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: justanotherfarkinfarker: How the hell do you fark and drive? I mean you'd have to be bangin a chick reverse cowgirl that was like 5' tall and maybe 90lbs max, she'd have to be real fit, probably do a lot of yoga too.
I'd be willing to try this.

/who hasn't gotten blown while driving.

Tilt the seat all the way back.  She rides you and steers while you work the pedals....or so I have been told....


"Faster, faster, FASTER!" *BANG CRASH*
 
2014-06-26 01:29:06 PM

SquiggsIN: I miss long-distance road head.  We traded in the full sized sedan for a more fuel efficient model and it's a bit too cramped for that sort of action.  I need to invent an excuse to take my truck or SUV on a road trip!


I miss bench seats in sedans.

Are they any cars left that don't have separate front seats with a center console? It makes the road head much more awkward.
 
2014-06-26 01:29:45 PM

Ned Stark: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: justanotherfarkinfarker: How the hell do you fark and drive? I mean you'd have to be bangin a chick reverse cowgirl that was like 5' tall and maybe 90lbs max, she'd have to be real fit, probably do a lot of yoga too.
I'd be willing to try this.

/who hasn't gotten blown while driving.

Tilt the seat all the way back.  She rides you and steers while you work the pedals....or so I have been told....

"Faster, faster, FASTER!" *BANG CRASH*


When that airbag crushed her abdomen I came like a racehorse!
 
2014-06-26 01:30:14 PM

Cyclonic Cooking Action: I always heard it from my mother in law "gas, grass or ass".


Which one did you give her?
 
2014-06-26 01:32:04 PM

Cyclonic Cooking Action: lokis_mentor: Sybarite: 11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse

Look, there's nothing wrong with a little road head, but that's just crazy.

Cash, ass, or grass, no one rides for free.

I always heard it from my mother in law "gas, grass or ass".


Your Mother In Law used to make you bang her?!?
 
2014-06-26 01:33:20 PM
After watching Tyrant the other day made me rethink ever wanting road head again.

/still cringing
 
2014-06-26 01:35:18 PM
I gotta go out for more long drives.
 
2014-06-26 01:38:49 PM

MBooda: Trying to find the article about the driver's girlfriend who "bit off more than she could chew" when they ran into something. Hampered in search by being at work.


FARK, Meet TS Garp
 
2014-06-26 01:40:07 PM
There is a list of things I will never do again.

I remember thinking this feels great, but I have to pay attention. I am, after all, driving. Focus. Fooocus! Wow this feels good. Why is the car in between lanes? Focus! For the love of FSM, FOCUS! We're only going 15 mph on the interstate! How THE HELL did that happen? Good thing it's 3am in a fly over state.

/Yeah, I know; cruise control. Now you tell me...
 
2014-06-26 01:42:42 PM
driver assist ain't all its cracked up to be in this situation
 
2014-06-26 01:43:49 PM
My girlfriend gave me road head one night. Scared the hell out of me. I almost told her to pull over and let me drive.

/channeling Dangerfield
 
2014-06-26 01:43:54 PM

mcmnky: I miss bench seats in sedans.

Paradise by the Dashboard Light!

Those were the days. My wife (50-something) told me the other night that she had never had sex in a car. Unpossible! But true. Sooooo..... She can't say this anymore. The back seat still works just fine (still).
 
2014-06-26 02:17:40 PM

Silly_Sot: Students? Really?

I have news for these silly little "reporters". Mommy and daddy probably banged while driving and may still be doing it. Heck, road head in your 40s isn't unusual.
.



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Don't want to talk about it.
 
2014-06-26 02:34:13 PM
Horse shiat.
 
2014-06-26 02:40:13 PM
Won't someone think of the children!

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2014-06-26 02:44:12 PM

The Angry Hand of God: If my girl can't vaginally shift a manual six-speed, I don't need her.


So which one of you is on the clutch?
 
2014-06-26 02:51:26 PM
mcmnky:

I miss bench seats in sedans.

THIS.  My first car had bench front seats, and my first serious girlfriend was freaky into road head.  I don't think she saw half a mile of scenery on any long trip the entire time we dated.
 
2014-06-26 02:52:10 PM

The Angry Hand of God: If my girl can't vaginally shift a manual six-speed, I don't need her.


I've seen that video. Look for "FTV Violet" - she's a cutie, and likes 2nd gear
 
2014-06-26 03:00:18 PM
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2014-06-26 03:54:06 PM
Poor kids probably never went to a drive in movie.
 
2014-06-26 03:56:06 PM
And no crashes, which also proves the "texting and driving is dangerous" stuff is full of shiat.

Bad drivers do bad things and crash. The cops have to put a "cause" in there. If they aren't drunk, the default is "texting" just like it used to be "changing the radio station" or "day dreaming".
 
2014-06-27 01:30:05 AM

Bullseyed: it used to be "changing the radio station" or "day dreaming".


or "being a woman"...
 
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