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(Chicago Sun-Times)   The thick, relentless fog in Chicago is either caused by the Polar Vortex or else a bunch of Dementors are f*cking   (voices.suntimes.com) divider line 66
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2014-06-26 07:17:57 AM
What about the Dementites?
 
2014-06-26 07:47:08 AM

dittybopper: What about the Dementites?


No, it's Dresden and the Necromancer again.
 
2014-06-26 09:11:52 AM
Hey Chicago, London called. It wants its murder mystery setting back.
 
2014-06-26 09:50:44 AM
I first read the headline as "a bunch of Democrats are f*cking" and I was thinking, what did I do?!
 
2014-06-26 10:02:38 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I first read the headline as "a bunch of Democrats are f*cking" and I was thinking, what did I do?!


F*cking, apparently?
 
2014-06-26 10:02:57 AM
Rule 34?
 
2014-06-26 10:04:26 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I first read the headline as "a bunch of Democrats are f*cking" and I was thinking, what did I do?!


Subby outted himself as a Republican, let's get him!
 
2014-06-26 10:05:49 AM

doglover: dittybopper: What about the Dementites?

No, it's Dresden and the Necromancer again.


Oh jeez.  Again?
 
2014-06-26 10:07:14 AM

dittybopper: What about the Dementites?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-26 10:08:59 AM
What a sexy demento looks like.
www.themarysue.com
 
2014-06-26 10:10:16 AM

doglover: dittybopper: What about the Dementites?

No, it's Dresden and the Nazimancer again.


img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com
 
2014-06-26 10:10:32 AM
Now Chicago has another problem, a paper bag shortage.
 
2014-06-26 10:11:07 AM
Flights arriving at the new Midway Airport....

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 10:12:02 AM

doglover: dittybopper: What about the Dementites?

No, it's Dresden and the Necromancer again.


It's all Mab's doing.
 
2014-06-26 10:14:14 AM
I'm not sure what a Dementor is, but I imagine they train Dejuniorcolleagues.
 
2014-06-26 10:15:22 AM

numbone: Chicago has another problem, a paper bag shortage.

They serve shiatty pizza.
 
2014-06-26 10:16:02 AM
Who gave that head line a geenlight?  A fourteen year old boy?
 
2014-06-26 10:16:49 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I first read the headline as "a bunch of Democrats are f*cking" and I was thinking, what did I do?!


In before "This is what happens when you allow democrats to run a city".
 
2014-06-26 10:21:14 AM
The Dementors must be gay then since they are the nine kings who had rings of power. OH! I'm sorry. Those are Ring Wraiths. Dementors. Ring Wraiths. Same damn thing! J. K. Rowling consistantly stole from J.R.R Tolkien.
 
2014-06-26 10:21:28 AM

ChipNASA: numbone: Chicago has another problem, a paper bag shortage. They serve shiatty pizza.


I like pizza. Thick crust, thin crust, plain cheese, or piled with everything in the fridge. It's a great food delivery system no matter how you do it.

/anchovies, mmmm
 
2014-06-26 10:24:06 AM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Who gave that head line a geenlight?  A fourteen year old boy?


Drew must be baby sitting his nieces again and he's passed out on the couch as usual. Kinda like that time they greenlit the Dora the Explorer softsided lunchbox on Woot.
 
2014-06-26 10:24:08 AM

tothekor: The Dementors must be gay then since they are the nine kings who had rings of power. OH! I'm sorry. Those are Ring Wraiths. Dementors. Ring Wraiths. Same damn thing! J. K. Rowling consistantly stole from J.R.R Tolkien.


You are still upset that they didn't invite you to the Quidditch games in high school, aren't you?
 
2014-06-26 10:26:27 AM

gopher321: Hey Chicago, London called. It wants its murder mystery setting back.


Jack the Cripper
 
2014-06-26 10:27:06 AM

SecretAgentWoman: tothekor: The Dementors must be gay then since they are the nine kings who had rings of power. OH! I'm sorry. Those are Ring Wraiths. Dementors. Ring Wraiths. Same damn thing! J. K. Rowling consistantly stole from J.R.R Tolkien.

You are still upset that they didn't invite you to the Quidditch games in high school, aren't you?


I would've caught that Golden Snatch if they would only let me.
 
2014-06-26 10:29:09 AM
It's because these guys are farking?

img2.wikia.nocookie.net

/it's always foggy there this time of year. Nothing new, move on.
 
2014-06-26 10:29:39 AM
I just drove into chicago yesterday its not fog its smog. it was blue skies and unlimited vis on the way in until i started to notice a brown tinge on the horizon... a little more driving and the smell hit me. i figured and still think ot isa temp inversion holding the pollution in. In any event i had the best pizza ive ever had last night... the four cheese from quartinos, and its not one of those stupid bread bowls
 
2014-06-26 10:32:48 AM

bigdanc: I just drove into chicago yesterday its not fog its smog. it was blue skies and unlimited vis on the way in until i started to notice a brown tinge on the horizon... a little more driving and the smell hit me. i figured and still think ot isa temp inversion holding the pollution in. In any event i had the best pizza ive ever had last night... the four cheese from quartinos, and its not one of those stupid bread bowls


No, definitely a Chicagoland fog.  If you were on the South Side coming into Chicago...definitely pollution.

/Chicagoland
 
2014-06-26 10:34:55 AM

gopher321: Hey Chicago, London called. It wants its murder mystery setting back.


Well, Chicago has a lot of murders, they could use a proper mystery setting.
 
2014-06-26 10:35:23 AM
.......The thick, relentless fog in Chicago...........

This town is full of whiners.

The fog has been here for basically a day or two, and the idiots here think it is some life-ending plague. Compared to places where fog is really an issue, this is nothing.
 
2014-06-26 10:35:40 AM
api.ning.com

"Have you got a moment to discuss our Lord and Saviour?"
 
2014-06-26 10:36:09 AM

Boojum2k: SecretAgentWoman: I first read the headline as "a bunch of Democrats are f*cking" and I was thinking, what did I do?!

F*cking, apparently?


At least someone's gettin some...
 
2014-06-26 10:36:19 AM
mimg.ugo.com

I don't care what they say, London Fog is a great name.
 
2014-06-26 10:37:52 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: gopher321: Hey Chicago, London called. It wants its murder mystery setting back.

Jack the Cripper


Careful. Someone could latch on to that and next thing you know it's the next Chi-raq. Good job, well done.
 
2014-06-26 10:38:04 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: bigdanc: I just drove into chicago yesterday its not fog its smog. it was blue skies and unlimited vis on the way in until i started to notice a brown tinge on the horizon... a little more driving and the smell hit me. i figured and still think ot isa temp inversion holding the pollution in. In any event i had the best pizza ive ever had last night... the four cheese from quartinos, and its not one of those stupid bread bowls

No, definitely a Chicagoland fog.  If you were on the South Side coming into Chicago...definitely pollution.

/Chicagoland


and thick as pea soup by The Lake.....
 
2014-06-26 10:39:22 AM
It's fog. It's been in the high 50s overnight all week. Makes me glad I'm in central Texas. I like warmth during the summer.
 
2014-06-26 10:41:38 AM

tothekor: The Dementors must be gay then since they are the nine kings who had rings of power. OH! I'm sorry. Those are Ring Wraiths. Dementors. Ring Wraiths. Same damn thing! J. K. Rowling consistantly stole from J.R.R Tolkien.


Any midevil set fantasy written since 1937 consistently stole from Tolkien.
 
2014-06-26 10:47:40 AM

Girl Sailor: DeathByGeekSquad: gopher321: Hey Chicago, London called. It wants its murder mystery setting back.

Jack the Cripper

Careful. Someone could latch on to that and next thing you know it's the next Chi-raq. Good job, well done.


We're just taking over the world with our Chi-isms.

/Chiberia
//Chiraq
///We've had a lot of computer crime recently....Chweden?
 
2014-06-26 10:50:44 AM
Today I learned about London's "deadly fog" of 1952. Thousands of people died from a mixture of coal soot and fog over a period of four days. Which sparked a new environmental awareness about air pollution. Interesting stuff.
 
2014-06-26 10:52:33 AM
That's okay. If the fog keeps us trapped in out homes, we can just ride it out while feasting on our superior pizza, hot dogs and beef sammiches. If this happened in New York they'd just sit and cry into their ramen noodle burgers.
 
2014-06-26 10:52:54 AM
content6.flixster.com
 
2014-06-26 10:55:51 AM
It's gone airborne!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-26 10:57:50 AM

dittybopper: What about the Dementites?


Those are the ones that hang from the ceiling right?
 
2014-06-26 10:58:48 AM

doglover: dittybopper: What about the Dementites?

No, it's Dresden and the Necromancer again.


+1 for Dresden Files reference.
 
2014-06-26 11:04:29 AM

Lando Lincoln: Today I learned about London's "deadly fog" of 1952. Thousands of people died from a mixture of coal soot and fog over a period of four days. Which sparked a new environmental awareness about air pollution. Interesting stuff.


That's nothing but a filthy rumor started by the hard left environmental loonies, hoping to enact their radical agenda of clean air.
 
2014-06-26 11:07:00 AM

mdeesnuts: ChipNASA: numbone: Chicago has another problem, a paper bag shortage. They serve shiatty pizza.

I like pizza. Thick crust, thin crust, plain cheese, or piled with everything in the fridge. It's a great food delivery system no matter how you do it.

/anchovies, mmmm

I like big crust and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when waitress walks in with an great big plate
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your fork
'Cause you notice that crust was stuffed
Deep dish cheese is heating
I'm hooked and I can't stop eating
Oh Uno's, I wanna get with you
And drink a pitcher
You Farkers try to warn me
But that crust you got makes me so hungry
 
2014-06-26 11:08:02 AM

SuperTramp: DeathByGeekSquad: bigdanc: I just drove into chicago yesterday its not fog its smog. it was blue skies and unlimited vis on the way in until i started to notice a brown tinge on the horizon... a little more driving and the smell hit me. i figured and still think ot isa temp inversion holding the pollution in. In any event i had the best pizza ive ever had last night... the four cheese from quartinos, and its not one of those stupid bread bowls

No, definitely a Chicagoland fog.  If you were on the South Side coming into Chicago...definitely pollution.

/Chicagoland

and thick as pea soup by The Lake.....


and same here on the opposite side of the lake.
 
2014-06-26 11:14:05 AM
kinopark.net
 
2014-06-26 11:26:53 AM

SecretAgentWoman: tothekor: The Dementors must be gay then since they are the nine kings who had rings of power. OH! I'm sorry. Those are Ring Wraiths. Dementors. Ring Wraiths. Same damn thing! J. K. Rowling consistantly stole from J.R.R Tolkien.

You are still upset that they didn't invite you to the Quidditch games in high school, aren't you?


Better not tell him about all the stuff Tolkein stole from the Volsung Saga either...
 
2014-06-26 11:38:13 AM
Have you guys been using that "Clean Coal" for fuel again?
 
2014-06-26 11:42:09 AM

Mudd's woman:


I'm sad it took this long for this reference.

/had I submitted this article, I'd have gone simply with "The fig is getting thicker"
 
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