Yaw String: [i65.photobucket.com image 640x360]
Weatherkiss: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Mudd's woman: Weatherkiss: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.It was kind of sluggish, like a wet sponge.
soupafi: Maybe they were flying on instruments/damn mobile fark can't post that photo
texdent: Autopilot, what is it?
Mudd's woman: It's an inflatable version of the actual human pilot and it typically given the moniker, "Otto." But that's not important right now.
Wrath of Heaven: [openwalls.com image 850x531]
Paris1127: If this is true, then the plane most likely went missing over Macho Grande...
NightOwl2255: Mudd's woman: It's an inflatable version of the actual human pilot and it typically given the moniker, "Otto." But that's not important right now.Surely you can't be serious?
Weatherkiss: Paris1127: If this is true, then the plane most likely went missing over Macho Grande...Over Macho Grande?
Ned Stark: Whilst flying over the Pacific the plane suffered a total catastrophe. Double engine failure. But the pilot was ready. He had practiced for this. Hours and hours on his home simulator landing on short runways, landing without power, landing in storms. Everything. He sacrificed all his free time on the alter of his job because he CARED about the passengers in his charge.So when those engines blew he kept into action. Dragging on the controls with all his might, riding every bit of current he should find, and nursing every inch of altitude he had into as much airspeed as possible. Finally, FINALLY, they were over land and civilization. They were saved. There was no runway in the town below, but its main street was long enough and blessedly free of cars. They dove towards it eight away.The street was a tight fit. The plane lost both wing tips right away. Rumbling and bumping down the street it was discovered to late that this road actually went slightly down hill. Didn't matter though. They were up to the challenge. 45 long seconds of desperate piloting that would look like art to you if you saw it, the crew collapsed back in their seats seating and exaustd. The plane was stopped at the absolute last possible moment, its nose jutting out into am outdoor cafe. The closest of calls.Unfortunately for those heros, the nose of the plane was resting precisely on the plate of Michel Lotito, who had just sat down to eat.
justanotherfarkinfarker: Wrath of Heaven: [openwalls.com image 850x531]Oh lost. I've forgotten how hot she was.
dolphinsgonwild: Howey made it I'll never know...
texdent: dolphinsgonwild: Howey made it I'll never know...Howie didn't make it, but he came unglued
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
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