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(USA Today)   Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling   (usatoday.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Australian Transport Safety Bureau, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, Flight path, Malaysia Airlines, flights, Indian Ocean  
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2014-06-26 09:07:37 AM
The autopilot did it! Arrest Otto!
 
2014-06-26 09:35:58 AM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-26 11:32:22 AM

Yaw String: [i65.photobucket.com image 640x360]


Mystery solved!
 
2014-06-26 11:32:41 AM
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
 
2014-06-26 11:33:20 AM
And Leon is getting larger.
 
2014-06-26 11:33:36 AM
I had the Lasagna.
 
2014-06-26 11:37:46 AM
openwalls.com
 
2014-06-26 11:40:51 AM

Weatherkiss: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.


It was kind of sluggish, like a wet sponge.
 
2014-06-26 11:41:27 AM
oh and of course, it's an entirely different kind of flying.
 
2014-06-26 11:46:16 AM

Mudd's woman: Weatherkiss: It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

It was kind of sluggish, like a wet sponge.


It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
 
2014-06-26 11:47:11 AM
Maybe they were flying on instruments
/damn mobile fark can't post that photo
 
2014-06-26 11:47:12 AM
It's okay, they're on instruments.
 
2014-06-26 11:48:04 AM

soupafi: Maybe they were flying on instruments
/damn mobile fark can't post that photo


one... second.... *dammit*

/and then a bunch more for "flood protection"
 
2014-06-26 11:50:10 AM
Is there anything actually new here?
 
2014-06-26 11:51:09 AM
Autopilot, what is it?
 
2014-06-26 11:52:33 AM
Whilst flying over the Pacific the plane suffered a total catastrophe. Double engine failure. But the pilot was ready. He had practiced for this. Hours and hours on his home simulator landing on short runways, landing without power, landing in storms. Everything. He sacrificed all his free time on the alter of his job because he CARED about the passengers in his charge.

So when those engines blew he kept into action. Dragging on the controls with all his might, riding every bit of current he should find, and nursing every inch of altitude he had into as much airspeed as possible. Finally, FINALLY, they were over land and civilization. They were saved. There was no runway in the town below, but its main street was long enough and blessedly free of cars. They dove towards it eight away.

The street was a tight fit. The plane lost both wing tips right away. Rumbling and bumping down the street it was discovered to late that this road actually went slightly down hill. Didn't matter though. They were up to the challenge. 45 long seconds of desperate piloting that would look like art to you if you saw it, the crew collapsed back in their seats seating and exaustd. The plane was stopped at the absolute last possible moment, its nose jutting out into am outdoor cafe. The closest of calls.

Unfortunately for those heros, the nose of the plane was resting precisely on the plate of Michel Lotito, who had just sat down to eat.
 
2014-06-26 11:56:19 AM

texdent: Autopilot, what is it?


It's an inflatable version of the actual human pilot and it typically given the moniker, "Otto." But that's not important right now.
 
2014-06-26 12:05:39 PM

Mudd's woman: It's an inflatable version of the actual human pilot and it typically given the moniker, "Otto." But that's not important right now.


Surely you can't be serious?
 
2014-06-26 12:05:45 PM

Wrath of Heaven: [openwalls.com image 850x531]


Oh lost. I've forgotten how hot she was.
 
2014-06-26 12:05:52 PM
I think the significance of this possibility is lost on Farkers.....
 
2014-06-26 12:08:57 PM
a device that can take over everything in the plane and do whatever it wants. seems like a good thing to blame.
 
2014-06-26 12:15:04 PM
If this is true, then the plane most likely went missing over Macho Grande...
 
2014-06-26 12:16:43 PM

Paris1127: If this is true, then the plane most likely went missing over Macho Grande...


Over Macho Grande?
 
2014-06-26 12:23:45 PM

NightOwl2255: Mudd's woman: It's an inflatable version of the actual human pilot and it typically given the moniker, "Otto." But that's not important right now.

Surely you can't be serious?


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 12:24:56 PM

Weatherkiss: Paris1127: If this is true, then the plane most likely went missing over Macho Grande...

Over Macho Grande?


They'll never get over Macho Grande
 
2014-06-26 12:29:36 PM
So, when are we going to find out what's actually on this plane that numerous world governments want to find? Because articles about a foreign passenger jet's disappearance are usually "touching memorials a few days after the incident" not "search updates several months after the incident".
 
2014-06-26 12:38:42 PM

Ned Stark: Whilst flying over the Pacific the plane suffered a total catastrophe. Double engine failure. But the pilot was ready. He had practiced for this. Hours and hours on his home simulator landing on short runways, landing without power, landing in storms. Everything. He sacrificed all his free time on the alter of his job because he CARED about the passengers in his charge.

So when those engines blew he kept into action. Dragging on the controls with all his might, riding every bit of current he should find, and nursing every inch of altitude he had into as much airspeed as possible. Finally, FINALLY, they were over land and civilization. They were saved. There was no runway in the town below, but its main street was long enough and blessedly free of cars. They dove towards it eight away.

The street was a tight fit. The plane lost both wing tips right away. Rumbling and bumping down the street it was discovered to late that this road actually went slightly down hill. Didn't matter though. They were up to the challenge. 45 long seconds of desperate piloting that would look like art to you if you saw it, the crew collapsed back in their seats seating and exaustd. The plane was stopped at the absolute last possible moment, its nose jutting out into am outdoor cafe. The closest of calls.

Unfortunately for those heros, the nose of the plane was resting precisely on the plate of Michel Lotito, who had just sat down to eat.


OK, that's the funniest thing I've read in a loong time.

Thank you
 
2014-06-26 12:51:33 PM
Having blown pretty much everything else - well the manual inflation tube IS located under the belt line....

George Gip? I knew a George Gip.....
 
2014-06-26 01:02:56 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Wrath of Heaven: [openwalls.com image 850x531]

Oh lost. I've forgotten how hot she was.


Why is her arm severed at the elbow and slid forward?
 
2014-06-26 01:23:04 PM

soupafi: Maybe they were flying on instruments
/damn mobile fark can't post that photo


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-26 01:37:15 PM
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
 
2014-06-26 02:15:30 PM
Howey made it I'll never know...
 
2014-06-26 02:23:39 PM

dolphinsgonwild: Howey made it I'll never know...


Howie didn't make it, but he came unglued
 
2014-06-26 03:25:28 PM

texdent: dolphinsgonwild: Howey made it I'll never know...

Howie didn't make it, but he came unglued


Buddy came unglued?
 
2014-06-26 10:03:54 PM
The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2014-06-27 12:17:47 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
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