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(Mother Nature Network)   If you drink coffee on the way to work, why not just brew coffee on the way to work?   ( mnn.com) divider line
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4864 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2014 at 8:06 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-26 08:09:48 AM  
6 votes:

Ambivalence


Why stop there? I think they should have an easy bake oven for the car. That would be totally awesome. I could make little cakes on my commute.


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2014-06-26 06:53:50 AM  
6 votes:
Why stop there?  I think they should have an easy bake oven for the car.  That would be totally awesome. I could make little cakes on my commute.
2014-06-26 08:08:53 AM  
5 votes:
You can get a ticket for talking on your cell, but opening a Starbucks in the glove box is okay.
2014-06-26 08:56:23 AM  
3 votes:

reillan: I'm not going to brew my coffee on the way to work unless I can also roast and grind the beans on the way to work.  I won't drink swill.


I have a civet cat in a cage making kopi luwak beans in in the back seat of my car...
2014-06-26 11:01:28 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-26 10:36:40 AM  
2 votes:
Grow coffee plants in the trunk, roast coffee beans in the engine compartment, grind, brew and drink coffee in the passenger compartment and relieve yourself of biologically filtered coffee remains through a hole in the floorboards.  You could drive forever but you'd still have to stop somewhere for gasoline and water every so often, and you know what else you can buy there?  Coffee.
2014-06-26 09:49:15 AM  
2 votes:
obligatory

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2014-06-26 09:24:21 AM  
2 votes:
As soon you buy it, you know that's the moment you land a new job that lets you work from home.
2014-06-26 10:47:21 AM  
1 vote:

kling_klang_bed: Carn: kling_klang_bed: [www.metaltalk.net image 398x541]

Won't be trying out this idea any time soon.

I see what you did there, and no he won't.  I wonder if anyone else will get that.

Sure someone will. Nothing is obscure on Fark.


I'll help out.  The picture is the lead singer of Lamb of God.  Despite being a casual Lamb of God fan I did not get the reference, so I took to google.  Apparently, within the past month he managed to accidentally burn his penis with coffee while driving:  http://radio.com/2014/06/18/randy-blythe-burn-penis-lamb-of-god/  (it's an amusing read).
2014-06-26 10:12:24 AM  
1 vote:
Thank goodness, my crotch has been simply crying out for a thorough dick-blistering scalding for ages!
2014-06-26 09:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
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That's the worst idea I ever heard in my life.
Yes, this is horrible.  This idea.
2014-06-26 09:33:20 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Englebert Slaptyback: Ambivalence

Why stop there? I think they should have an easy bake oven for the car. That would be totally awesome. I could make little cakes on my commute.


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Came to post almost the same

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I've heard of truckers putting a foil wrapped chicken in the engine compartment to cook it.
2014-06-26 09:28:55 AM  
1 vote:

StopDaddy: bungle_jr: Ker_Thwap: How farking lazy are people that they can't take the 30 seconds to load up the Mr. Coffee in the morning?  Now I'll have to be even more careful of the swerving Audis.

even better, my mr coffee is so fancy that it has a timed feature that allows me to put the coffee grounds and water in before i go to bed, and i wake up to a freshly brewed pot of coffee! set me back a cool $35 at target, and brews up to 12 delicious cups of java

and i have a 16 oz travel mug that i fill up to take with me, after i've already drank a cup with my breakfast at home

Truly you are from the future, and I marvel at your strange and beautiful ways.


bow to me, i am your new coffee chugging master!
2014-06-26 08:45:59 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not going to brew my coffee on the way to work unless I can also roast and grind the beans on the way to work.  I won't drink swill.
2014-06-26 08:28:51 AM  
1 vote:
I make vodak and meth as I drive to work.  It's the only way I can tolerate work and driving to work.

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In a pinch, vodak makes an excellent brake fluid.  You'll be the hit of the car pool if you ever break down on the side of the road and need some brake fluid.  Of course, depending on how much fluid the car needs, it might mean a lengthy sobriety for you.  So choose wisely.
2014-06-26 08:14:08 AM  
1 vote:
Why even bother with a permanent dwelling anymore?
2014-06-26 02:54:01 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, it's not like we really need to be paying attention to the road or anything.
 
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